Hey Guys, Amzoka here! This is my very first story. YAY! This story will have 5 chapters and lots of humor in them so sit back, relax, and enjoy the story!


Situation 1: Falling Seating Pods

Ahsoka Tano was tough. She was always tough. The one thing Ahsoka never knew was… How not tough she could be!

Ahsoka quickly arrived at the Senate Debate. "Come on master!" "Coming Snips!" Anakin always ran (if you can call it that) like a snail whenever Ahsoka dragged him to watch a Senate Debate.

"Ahsoka, if you dare try to drag me to another kriffing debate, I'm going to personally kill you and bring you back to life!" Ahsoka smiled. "Hey, don't forget you actually liked the debate last time I made you come."

Anakin scowled at her. "Hey, it's not my fault! You only come to watch because you want to see Lux Bon- What's his name!" "What? Master! Before he became a senator, you were the one dragging me to watch Padmè!" "That was different! Hey, come on, it's starting."

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "Master" just then, Lux Bonteri showed up with Padmè!

"Greetings to all of you" Lux began. "I believe that the Trade Federation must come to a stop." Ahsoka listened carefully. "This form of trade has threatened many planets. As the rep. of Naboo, Padmè Amidala will speak."

Lux moved a joystick on his Senators' Pod in order to move it, revealing Padmè behind him. Suddenly, there was an explosion in the crowd! Everyone gasped as Lux's Pod went completely out of control. Smashing into everything in its way.

Bang! Smash! With a whirling sound Lux's Pod came straight for Anakin and Ahsoka! "Get down!" Smash!

Ahsoka woke up rubbing her Montrals. "Ugh, what happened?" She managed to say.

Suddenly, Ahsoka became aware that someone, or something was… On top of her! "Agh!" then the thing on top of her screamed the same thing. "Agh!" Ahsoka could hear Senators giggling. She looked at the "thing" that just screamed. It was Lux!

Oh Force, Lux is on top of me! Man, we got to look ridiculous. She thought. "Uh, Lux" Ahsoka said nervously, "You can get off now" Lux blinked. "Oh, yeah right sorry!" "Uh, how far down are we?"Ahsoka asked looking around.

Anakin came running. "Ahsoka! What happened?" Ahsoka looked around. There were Senator Pods everywhere! "I… don't know" Anakin turned to Lux. "Do you know?"

Lux straightened himself out. "Yes, General Skywalker. Something ruptured the whole flight system in my Pod causing it to crash." Anakin fixed his eyes on Ahsoka. "I guess I'm going to be asked a lot of questions when we get back to our quarters" Ahsoka mumbled. "Yeah, you are Snips" Anakin joked.

Right there and then. Another Senator Pod came crashing towards Ahsoka. "Get down!" Lux yelled pushing her downward. Two other Pods came falling down on them. "Again!"

Two minutes later…

"Phew! We finally got past all of those Pods!" Lux exclaimed. "Yeah they seem to like you" Ahsoka said teasingly. "You better get off of the Pod now. The Senators are laughing at us"

Ahsoka looked around. He was right! Lots of Senators were laughing at them! "Well Lux, I've got to go. The Jedi Council will want answers" "Right" Lux said. Then again, Pod! Lux pushed Ahsoka to the ground for like the one-billionth time that day.

The next thing Ahsoka heard was Anakin screaming "How many kriffing Pods can fall in one crash?!"

A/N: Well, what do you think?

Anakin: You know what? I still don't get it. HOW MANY SEATING PODS CAN FALL IN ONE CRASH?!

Ahsoka: It was an ACCIDENT Master!

Anakin: Lux?

Lux: Uh, I just don't know!

Me: Come on guys. Who's going to do the review notice?

Ahsoka: I nominate Lux.

Lux: NO!

Me: Fine! I'll do it then! Please review. Constructive Criticism is fine but hates don't work. I know I write like Katierosefun but please don't mistake it for plagiarism. Bye!