A/N: Ha, just a little spoof of what would happen if a Death Note appeared in the Full Metal Alchemist world. VERRRY OOC. Meant to be funny, I had fun writing it. It's not a serious story so please don't take it that way. Don't yell at me for anything I don't 100 deserve, I get really sad when I get bad reviews. I hope you enjoy the story. Remember: OOC and very randomly stupid!!!

Edward Elric was walking along the streets of Risenbool when he stumbled on a rock and fell on his face.

In front of him was a black note book with the words "Death Note" written on them. He picked up the

"Death Note?" Ed asked, "What's that?" he was holding a small notebook examining it carefully.

"Brother, What's that?" asked Al who found his brother sitting on the ground with a strange looking book.

"It's a 'death note' I found it lying on the ground" Edward said.

"what's it for?" Al asked.

"I don't know." Ed said dropping it next to him.

"Let's color in it!" Al said excitedly.

"Okay!" Ed said, as Al pulled out a box of crayons from his empty suit of armor.

"Look!" Ed said, holding up a poorly drawn picture, "I drew Envy!" it was recognizable now that Al knew who it was, the feminine hair had thrown him off.

"Label it, you might forget who it is otherwise" Al said, being helpful.

Ed wrote 'ENVY' in his thick green crayon and drew an arrow towards the picture.

"Even with all that practice drawing transmutation circles, you're still the worst artist in the world." Al teased.

"I'll show you the worst artist in the world!" Ed said angrily running after the sprinting Alphonse with a large hammer he had transmuted from a rock.

---Meanwhile at the Homunculus House---

Envy was sitting on a couch starring off into space with the other six sins when suddenly. He grabbed his chest and his breathing was heavy. Then he finally fell to the flood with a loud "THUD!"

"What the Hell?" Greed asked

"Did Envy just have…a heart attack?!" Pride asked

"Was that his last life?" Lust asked.

"Think so" Gluttony said with his finger in his mouth.

"I told him not to eat all of those babies!" Greed laughed.

"That's not funny, Greed," Wrath said, "Okay, maybe a little, Envy was a jerk anyway"

"I'm tired" Sloth complained.

"Shut up, Sloth!" the other five homunculus exclaimed.

"Fine!" Sloth whined again.

---Back to Edward and Alphonse---

"So what did you draw, Al?" Edward asked.

"I drew Lust!" Al said, holding up an artistically drawn portrait of Lust.

"Label it!" Edward exclaimed.

"I don't need to label it! I know who it is." Al contradicted.

"I said LABEL IT!" threatened with his transmuted hammer again.

"Okay!" Al said, quickly. Fearing for his life, he quickly wrote "Lust" on the top of the page.

"Awesome!" Edward admired, "But mine's still better"

Al glared at him.

---40 seconds later at the Homunculus House---

"Huh? Did Lust just have a heart attack, too?" asked Sloth, "What a tiring day!"

"Shut up, Sloth, we don't care how tired you are." Pride said, annoyed, "It seems that the least favored homunculi are being killed off!" he continued.

"No, that can't be right, if that was true, then Pride and Wrath would definitely be dead." Greed contradicted.

"That's true" said the remaining homunculi.

---

"Well, that was fun. Lets draw again later" Alphonse said.

"Hmm. maybe tomorrow, I think I'm going to take a nap" Edward said, laying down on the ground falling asleep.

"Brother's sleeping with his stomach exposed again!" Al exclaimed, annoyed.