"What do you mean they have nothing left? Not those other pirates again?"
Captain Jack Sparrow of The Black Pearl was getting rather tired of hearing
this. For the last few weeks, every island or coast he and his crew had
tried to pillage hardly had anything left for he and his crew to pillage.
There were new pirates in the Carribean, and they were obviously very good.
"Aye cap'n." Jack took off his hat and scratched his head. He had to do something, he couldn't just sit around and let other pirates still his loot. He's Captain Jack Sparrow! "We have to do something, we can't just sit around and let our loot be taken from under our noses, savvy? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Well have any of the landlovers said anything about them?" "Nay cap'n. O' course, we've not really asked." "Well get to it then!" he yelled and several of his crew members ran off the boat and into town. "We'll get to the bottom of this," he said to his first mate Anna Maria, "and when we find them we'll pillage their boat and get back all of the loot we should have gotten from the last 5 villages." She nodded in agreement, though she wasn't really listening, she didn't usually listen to Jack when he had a new idea, most of his ideas were a little daft if you asked her, but come to think of it, they did usually work. They had been sitting there for a few hours when the lot of the crew came back. The crew had loads of stories to tell the captain, but they were all very much the same. And the biggest surprise of all was-- "Women!" "What do you mean women? The lot of them?" "Two women and a crew full o' men, but the men don't do anything, says them." he motioned behind him. He had brought two clean cut men aboard who were looked around disgustedly at the dirty pirates. Their hands were tied behind their backs. Jack walked slowly over to them. "Women, says you?" "You've not heard the stories then, pirate?" said the tallest man trying to sound brave. "It's Captain Jack Sparrow to you, landlover." He moved closer to the man, close enough for the man to smell his body odor. The man turned away in disgust, but still determined to sound brave. "Yes, I've heard of you. But obviously the famous Jack Sp--" "Captain Jack Sparrow." "Captain Jack Sparrow is being overrun by a couple of women." he smirked. "Tell me about these women." The man didn't speak. Jack pulled out his sword and put it to the mans throat, though he didn't really intend on killing him. If he wouldn't talk there was still the other little cowardly man, and if he wouldn't he could just find some other villagers. "You tell me about these women, or I'll be forced to take drastic actions... savvy landlover?" The man didn't have to speak and Captain Jack Sparrow didn't have to take any drastic action, because the little cowardly man exploded in explanation. "They're pirates. No one knows where they come from. Travel on a boat called the Horizon, has red sails it does. Don' think they won' kill ya, cuz they will, don' like te, but they will if the 'ave te. Gayle Saber and Hellfire Jo they are." Jack took a few minutes to soak this all in. He looked at his crew who looked just as stumped as he was.
"Aye cap'n." Jack took off his hat and scratched his head. He had to do something, he couldn't just sit around and let other pirates still his loot. He's Captain Jack Sparrow! "We have to do something, we can't just sit around and let our loot be taken from under our noses, savvy? I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! Well have any of the landlovers said anything about them?" "Nay cap'n. O' course, we've not really asked." "Well get to it then!" he yelled and several of his crew members ran off the boat and into town. "We'll get to the bottom of this," he said to his first mate Anna Maria, "and when we find them we'll pillage their boat and get back all of the loot we should have gotten from the last 5 villages." She nodded in agreement, though she wasn't really listening, she didn't usually listen to Jack when he had a new idea, most of his ideas were a little daft if you asked her, but come to think of it, they did usually work. They had been sitting there for a few hours when the lot of the crew came back. The crew had loads of stories to tell the captain, but they were all very much the same. And the biggest surprise of all was-- "Women!" "What do you mean women? The lot of them?" "Two women and a crew full o' men, but the men don't do anything, says them." he motioned behind him. He had brought two clean cut men aboard who were looked around disgustedly at the dirty pirates. Their hands were tied behind their backs. Jack walked slowly over to them. "Women, says you?" "You've not heard the stories then, pirate?" said the tallest man trying to sound brave. "It's Captain Jack Sparrow to you, landlover." He moved closer to the man, close enough for the man to smell his body odor. The man turned away in disgust, but still determined to sound brave. "Yes, I've heard of you. But obviously the famous Jack Sp--" "Captain Jack Sparrow." "Captain Jack Sparrow is being overrun by a couple of women." he smirked. "Tell me about these women." The man didn't speak. Jack pulled out his sword and put it to the mans throat, though he didn't really intend on killing him. If he wouldn't talk there was still the other little cowardly man, and if he wouldn't he could just find some other villagers. "You tell me about these women, or I'll be forced to take drastic actions... savvy landlover?" The man didn't have to speak and Captain Jack Sparrow didn't have to take any drastic action, because the little cowardly man exploded in explanation. "They're pirates. No one knows where they come from. Travel on a boat called the Horizon, has red sails it does. Don' think they won' kill ya, cuz they will, don' like te, but they will if the 'ave te. Gayle Saber and Hellfire Jo they are." Jack took a few minutes to soak this all in. He looked at his crew who looked just as stumped as he was.