disclaimer:I don't own Bleach
----Year 1312 A.D.---
In a graveyard in Germany a lonely dead crusader stares aimlesly to the sky in hopes of find out why the hell he was betrayd by the church he had fought for his entire life.
"Why did his holyness think I was a heratic, damn that french bastard king." thought the dead templar,"I would be able to leave if I wasn't chained to the ground by this stupid chain connected to my god damn body."
"Surprise motherfucker!!!" said a voice from behind as he kick the templar out of his trance.
"What in the name of god did you do that for you increasingly odd man." scream the templar.
"I'm hear to bring you to the soul society my good man." said the shinigami captain,"I almost forgot that it is rude to not introduced myself, my name is Isshin Kurosaki, what is your."
"Oh ya and its not rude to kick a man in the head!!!" yelled the templar in pure anger as he drew his sword.
"You still haven't introduced yourself yet." inquired Isshin.
"If you must know my name is Fredrick Adalwolf, now prepare to die!" yelled Adalwolf as he charged at Isshin, Adalwolf swung at Isshin and pulled out his zanpatou and cut the crusader's sword in half.
"Please Fredrick lets make this quick I'm only here because the soul society is short-handed, so don't make this harder than it already is, ok." said Isshin.
Adalwolf fell to his knees and burst in to tears sobing,"Damnit why, why, first I was deemed a heratic and now am a total weakling."
"Hey now its alright as soon as we get to the soul society I'll help you get on your feet." said Isshin as he gave a reasuring smile and hit Adalwolf on his head with the hilt of his zanpatou and sent him to the soul society.
---In the soul society---
"Wow this place is magnificent." said Adalwolf in amazement.
"I know its pretty amazing huh." replied Isshin.
"Hey where can I find some food, my stomach is rumbling up a storm?" asked Adalwolf.
"He has some spiritual energy ussuage but just enough that he will make it into the academy." thought Isshin,"Uh, ya just follow me."
Later at Isshin's house,"What a great meal you gotta give me the recipe for that chicken." said Adalwolf.
"Hey you should try out for the shinigami academy, you have the nesscery skills needed." said Isshin
"REALLY!" said Adalwolf cheerfully.
"I'll bring you there tomarrow." replied Isshin.
---A week later---
In a classroom at the shinigami academy.
"Adalwolf we will be moving you up to the third year swordsmanship coarse, due to your already impressive and scary skill." said the instructor.
"Ok, because even taking on ten of these guys on at a time is getting to bore me to death." replied Adalwolf.
"Also would you like to try our stealth coarse since your physical endurance and flash step skills are very advanced?" asked the instructor nervously.
"Why not." replied Adalwolf.
---Six years later---
"Welcome to the second division, new guy." said Yoruichi lazily.
"Greetings Lady Shihouin." said a bowing Adalwolf.
"Please don't be so formal call me Yoruichi." stated Yoruichi as she started to walk towards Adalwolf.
"Ok Yoruichi."
"Now pull of that mask and let me see your face." Adalwolf pulled down his face mask to reveal his short dirt brown hair and Matt Damon like looks,"Wow your new recruits get cuter every year." said Yoruichi as she inspected the new SF shinigami.
"Thanks I guess, but to tell you the truth I only became a shinigami so I could train to beat Isshin Kurosaki."
"Really, honey you've got a long way to go before you can conpete on his level."
"I know."
"We got a mission to do we will continue this conversation some other time."
---678 years later--
In the office of the second division captain.
"Soi Fong at your service you excellency."
"Ho there you are, have you heard."
"Yes, I Soi Fong will give my blood and soul to safeguard the well being of you excellency."
"Don't call me your excellency thats TOO formal, call me something like Yoruichi-san or something."
"That..that cannot be I dare not address your excellency so directly." Yoruichi gave Soi Fong a soft caring look which she could do nothing else but comply,"Then is it ok if i call you Yoruichi-sama?"
"Ha, your so stubborn." stated Yoruichi boringly,"You can call me what ever you want."
"I had you moved here because you have potential, call me anything you like." said Yoruichi confidently,"I look forward to you performance."
Soi Fong gave out a excited,"YES!"
Out in the courtyard at lunch,"Huh, I forgot my lunch at home today, Guess I'll just go hungry today."
"Here you go have the extra I packed for today." Soi Fong turned around and caught the lunch,"Don't worry its your first day here, I forgot my luch for a week strait and I came here straight from the academy."
"Thanks, who are you sir?" said Soi Fong as she opened the lunch.
"I'm Lieutenant Fredrick Adalwolf."
"gasp Your the famous lieutenant Okami slayer of a thousand Adjuchas-class hollows."
"Well that may be a exageration its somewhere in the nine-hundreds though imouto." replied Adalwolf with a smile.
"Why did you call me your little sister sir Adalwolf?"
"Well I will be showing you the ropes here and I though it would be apropreate, you can call me if you'd like to, Okami also that sounds so much cooler." replied Okami.
"Thank you very much onee-san."
Through out the years Soi Fong and Okami grew closer in their half-loving relationship and other half-brother sister relationship until one night 10 years later
---At a second division party to celebrate the 3rd seat lieutenant battle royal---
A drunk Okami and Soi Fong stood up to celebrate their victory"A toast to the best tag team duo in the Seretei!" exclaimed Yoruichi.
"I can't wait for our wedding next week Yoruichi." said Shunsui,"Think of it you will be Mrs.Shunsui Kyoraku."
"Ya it'll be great." said Yoruichi ussure about the entire arranged marrage.
"Are you really sure about this Yoruichi, do you really want to marry me?" ask Shunsui in a caring voice.
"Yes I'm sure Shunsui don't worry about it." said Yoruichi a she started to make out with him.
"Hey onee-san hick that bastard Renji I don't think he'll ever want to go out with me, what do you think anyway." said a very drunk Soi Fong.
"Well he hick would hick be dumber than shizzlebizzle hick sorry shit, to not go out with you, personaly I would be honored of you just thinking of asking me would be a honor." said a just as drunk Okami.
"Hey you know what screw him come here onee-san." Said Soi Fong she whispered into Okami's ear,"Hey why don't we go back to my house and "practice"." they stumbled back to Soi Fong's house and "practiced".
---The following morning---
"Damn I got a pounding head ache, what the hell happened last night gasp." said Soi Fong as she looked at the figure in the bead nexted to her.
"Whats the problem babe." when Okami look at Soi Fong next to him, he looked like he was about to droup a duec in his pants,"Heh, awkward."
Soi Fong and Okami went back to the division HQ unsure about what they weren't going to find in her office.
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Thats the first chapter of my story please give me good reviews.