disclaimer: i don't own fairy tail. :)
title: friend-zoned
summary: one moment of silence, please.
dedication: to all you bros. pulling a pewds moment here.
notes: i should be asleep. and lucy shoulda said yes. i guess i wanted to try writing some COMEDY for once, but it...didn't work...anyways, read and review, i guess! have fun! enjoy! I MIGHT CONTINUE THIS WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE OF FAIRY TAIL REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT Y'ALL WANT. THANKS.
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He and his tiny brain decided that if he were to ask Lucy out like Mira had told him to, he must do it the way Lucy liked him best - just him.
He'd always wondered why Lucy always hung around him, and he realized that it was probably because she liked him just the way he was (no, it wasn't because they were on the same team, it wasn't because he always sneaked into her bedroom).
So, Natsu being Natsu, decided doing this the Natsu Way was the Best Way.
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"LUSHI I LOVE YOU GO OUT WITH ME PLEASE."
And then, on her face, appeared the sweetest, most apologetic expression. Natsu only noticed the sweet part. Everyone else, smarter than Natsu, clearly saw the hint of regret. All around him, mutters of, "Friend-zoned...", "Ooh, he's gonna be rejected...", and, "He'll get put in the friend-zone."
While Lucy took her time to compose an answer, Natsu thought about what friend-zoned meant.
Lucy said, "I'm sorry, Natsu...I mean, you're a great friend and all..." then a huge groan went around the room.
"...to be expected," someone muttered.
"...but I can't go out with you. I mean, I mean - you're still my best friend!"
"OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE STILL MY FRIEND!" he slung an arm around her shoulders and grinned.
The guild members shook their heads.
Mutters once again arose around the tables and tankards of beer.
"One moment of silence for our lost brother," Gray said.
"Amen," Laxus grunted.
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"Aye, sir!" Happy chirped.
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Natsu had been officially friend-zoned.
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