Author mysteriously: It was a dark and stormy night-
Hermione: What are you talking about? It's 12;00 and the suns out!
Author awkwardly: hem…er…It was a DARK and STORMY night.
Hermione: But-
Author screams: It was a dark and stormy night now quit interrupting my story!
Hermione: gulp
Author: That's better. Now back to the story…
Ron, Harry, and the little-know-it-all(somewhere off in the distance Iggy pop and Sum 41 go on stage and start singing Little-know-it-all but Iggy pop trips over the microphone cord, falls of the stage, has a heart attack, and dies! No I'm joking he just goes into a coma….and THEN dies! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I know I'm evil) made their way down to the Great hall for lunch.
Suddenly Lord Voldemort pops out of no where and declares in front of everybody in one glorious moment "I love you Harry! I'm SO SORRY for all the HORRIBLE things I've EVER done to you! I hope you'll forgive me! Look I even bought you a Carebear!"
With that said he pulls out a Carebear for Harry who squeals like a little girl!
" A Carebear! I've always wanted one! Oh Voldy how did you know! Yes Yes Yes! I forgive you!"
Tears leak from Voldemorts eyes, "Really?"
"Of course!"
"OH Harry will you marry me?"
"Yes!"
Everybody cheered and danced all day long and it was agreed that the wedding and reception would be held that very weekend inside Hogwarts!
A/N: The first chapter isn't very funny but I promise it gets a LOT funnier in the next chapter! I should know I wrote it (like 6 months ago)!