Disclaimer: I do not own The Cay.
(Everyone is running around madly. Phillip, Friend #1 a.k.a Anthony, and Friend #2 a.k.a. Heather stop. Friend #3 a.ka. Emily runs into them.)
Phillip: Hide me! Hide me!
Heather: Where? Your mom is everywhere!
Anthony: Don't you mean the Germans?
Heather: I don't believe in Germans.
Anthony: Let's hide him on that ship!
(All run on to the ship)
Phillip (pointing): Stuff me in that barrel!
Emily: No, it's too small.
Anthony: No, it isn't.
Emily: Yes, it is.
Phillip (doing a superhero-like pose): Nothing is too small for The Phillip!
Heather: All right, let's just have him lay down on the floor.
Anthony: Come on, I want to put him in the barrel!
Emily: No.
Phillip: Wait, put me in the hold!
Anthony: Sure!
Emily: Okay…
Heather: Um…
(Phillip climbs into the hold and the ship starts sailing away. Once the ship is offstage, there is a loud boom.)
Phillip (offstage): Ouch!
Emily: I don't think that's too good.
Heather: Me neither.
Anthony: What do you mean? Those were fantastic fireworks!
A/N: Just the brainchild of Connor(a.k.a. Phillip), Anthony, Emily, and I and our extremely insanity.