Background info:
Meredith and Derek are back together, Cristina and Burke are also together, and Addison isn't with anyone at the moment.
Intern's Locker Room 7:00 am
The Interns are getting ready to go find their attending for that day, when Addison comes into the Intern's locker room, everyone else go and find your attending that you are working with today.
"Meredith, you're with me today"
"okay"
Meredith and Addison are now outside the locker room, when Addison & Meredith walk into an empty patient room.
"I need a consult"
"there is no patient here"
"this is more of a personal consult"
"oh and your asking me"
"you were the only person I could find"
"ok, what kind of consult do you need?"
Meredith is thinking Neuro, because of her facial expression.
"no it's not Neuro"
"where is it"?
"close the door please and you can't make up a chart or tell the chief. You can't tell any of the other interns, because you know as well as I know how the gossip spreads around here"
"how am I going to keep this to myself, Addison, just tell me, I can't help you if you don't tell me"
"Ok I have an itch, YOU CANT tell anyone about this, especially Cristina or anyone"
"can I tell Derek, you know I can't keep anything from him"
"NO"
"Fine then I'm not doing this, I will go and get you another Intern"
"Meredith please, it itches really bad"
"Can I tell Derek, I can't keep anything from him, when we got back together, we promised that we wouldn't keep anymore secrets from each other"
"you can only tell Derek, but not here, I don't want it getting out"
"Addison, where is this itch?"
"I can't help you, if you don't tell me where, I will go and get Cristina if you want me to"
"NO, NO, its somewhere private"
"like where?"
"its below the waist"
"OMG, how did you get an itch there"?
"I was hiking"
"oh and why were u hiking?"
"I wanted to"
"what happened on your hike"?
Meredith is trying to get to the source of Addison's itching.
"I will be right back, I have to go and get some gloves and stuff to hopefully stop your itching, don't move or your itch could spread"
"like uh no it cant spread"
"Do you want me to call Cristina and have her bring me what I need"
"No, hurry please Meredith, this really itches"
Meredith leaves the room and just bursts into laughter
"Mer, what is sooooo funny, and who is your mystery consult, I paged you, but you didn't answer" Cristina asks when Meredith gets to the nurses station
Meredith just keeps laughing
"what the is soo funny Mer?"
"I can't tell you Cristina, really"
"you soo can, I'm your person remember, we tell each other everything"
"ok there was this cat on the tv this morning and it fell off the roof"
"that's so not funny" Cristina says
"but it was! You had to be there Cristina"
"Mer, you're my person, and I know you can't lie"
"I'm not lying"
"You are so lying Mer"
"I am not lying"
Then Cristina's pager goes off, It's Burke asking her to come and scrub in on a surgery with him, and saves Meredith from more questions about why she's lying.
Derek then comes up to the nurse's station and she drags him into the on-call room and locks the door, and she can't stop laughing.
"What is so funny"
"its Addison"
"What's wrong with Addison"?
"she went hiking"
"Is she ok?"
"oh she's fine"
Meredith is still laughing
"Meribear you cant lie! And it's just me in here, I saw you lock the door, so what is so funny"?
"just a bit itchy"
Keeps laughing
"What's so funny about Addison being itchy?
"its how and where she's a bit itchy"
"where"?
Meredith just keeps laughing
"Calm down and start from the beginning"
"Addison's itching in not in a well known place"
"your not making any sense Meribear, breathe"
"she has an itch, below her waist in a dark place"
"how did she get it there"?
"she was hiking and well that's all she will tell and I should probably get back to her I said I was just getting stuff to cure her"
Meredith is still laughing
"I think I will make you a bubble bath later when we get home, you sound like you will need one"
"Derek you're not helping, that's the idea, I want Meribear in the tub later with me".
"Derek!...We'll talk about this later"
They both exit the on-call room and go their separate ways