Disclaimer: We don't own prison break and we make no profit.

A/N: This is a comical addition to our serious fan fic which we will be very grateful if you read and review. (What author doesn't say that?) Some things might not make much sense if you don't but hopefully this'll still be funny on its own. We just love the guys ;D

Important! No offence to any Michael or MiSa fans intended. We're just having fun 

Behind the scenes of

Prison Break

Fan-Fictional Season Three

The Difference

In a brightly decorated TV studio, around a small round table are seated seven people. There are two incredibly good-looking fan fiction authors by the names of Yana and Zoro, there are four guys and the last person is a young blonde interviewer. The interviewer is dreamily staring at one of the guys until Yana nudges her with her elbow. Then the interviewer seems to come back to Earth sits up straight and smiles at the camera.

"Welcome behind the scenes of Prison Break Fan-Fictional Season Three: The Difference! I'm here with the authors Yana Alexandrova and Zornitza Zlateva and the main characters John Abruzzi, Lincoln Burrows, Theodore Bagwell and (sigh) Michael Scofield. Tell us more about the show!"

"Well…" Yana hesitates, "There's a whole new plot and new characters but, hopefully, there's enough of the old stuff to get you hooked. The story mainly revolves around these four guys here but you'll be seeing a lot of other characters as well. The main thing is to appreciate season three for its own value and accept the newcomers along with the old favorites.

"You mean like (sigh) Michael?"

"Er, he's obviously one of them, yeah…"

"Will we have to wait long, long, loooong periods of time before an update, like two days or something, before we find out what happens to our favorite characters like, let's say… (sigh) Michael?"

Both Michael and Yana look at interviewer a little strangely.

"Er… There will be an episode every week." Zoro answers finally. "Stick with us and we promise you'll love it."

"And you'll start understanding what's going on at some point…" Michael says. "Or maybe not."

The Interviewer laughs.

"He's so funny! All right, now let's ask the heroes themselves: What do you expect of the new season? (sigh) Mich…"

Yana rolls her eyes.

"John, you answer first."

The Interviewerpouts for a second, then smiles at John.

The mob boss shrugs.

"I don't know what I expect. I don't even know why I'm alive."

"God works in mysterious ways, John."

T-Bag saysteasingly, folding his hands in prayer. John glares at him.

"I highly advise you to shut your mouth."

"Don't worry; what's in store for him isn't better than what's in store for you." Zoro consoles him.

"And what are you hoping for, Mr. Bagwell?"

"I'm hoping for a little less physical violence towards me in this season."

Yana and Zoro exchange looks.

"And I'd love to have some things… restored to me, if you know what I mean." T-Bag grins.

"Yes, we get you. You'd like us to, ehem-hem, excuse the pun, give you a hand."

"It would be much appreciated."

The interviewer seems to have lost interest in the real world again.

"(sigh) Michael, as the mastermind of the group I'm sure you've already figured out at least a portion of the plot. Care to share with us?"

"Does he ever?" John and T-Bag murmur while Michael rearranges himself in his seat.

"Well, knowing fan fiction authors (no offence intended, I probably love your work, whoever you are), the story will revolve around me and my Big Plan..."

Everyone minus Interviewerroll their eyes.

The Interviewer justsighs.

"Except if it's about me and Sara getting together and having a bunch of kids." Michael adds.

The interviewer sighs even more heavily.

Yana and Zorowhisper to each other and shake their heads at both Michael and the interviewer who is once again staring at him.

"Thank you so much for sharing that with us (sigh) Michael."

"I knew we should've asked for a male interviewer." Zoro mutters under her breath.

"You think there would've been a difference?" Yana questions, also in a whisper.

"Now that you mention it… I'm not sure…"

But since they can't try this right now the interview continues.

"True to himself, Lincoln has been the big silent hero tonight. Isn't there anything you want to say to us?"

Lincoln rolls his eyes.

"Look, I just want a beer, O.K.?"

"Oh, that's a very interesting issue indeed! Here's the question that will bother fans all over the world!" she makes a dramatic pause. "Will Lincoln get his beer?"

The two authors look at her skeptically. The interviewer smiles nervously.

"I guess not.Well… Eh… Let's hope you get one! Thank you for being here today, Yana, Zoro, Theodore, Linc, John and (sigh) Michael! And see you next time on "Behind the Scenes"!

"We are soooo, getting a new interviewer next time we do this." Yana whispers to Zoro.

"Yeah. How 'bout Tweener?"