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SPN100 Challenge: glass
DEW Challenge: Dean + someone who isn't Sam or Castiel & bananas
Dean's looking to blame, but Charlie's not so keen to claim. 150-word drabble.
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN BigPretzel on LiveJournal. You should come visit, you won't slip up!
Glass Banana
"A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy" - Urban Dictionary
"My hero," gushed Charlie as they waited their turn in the emergency room, "injured rushing to save me."
Dean scowled and rubbed at his badly bandaged head.
"It was a very big spider..." she added kindly. "Of course, I had already caught it under a glass..." she muttered less so.
"I'll kill Sam when he gets back," growled Dean.
"It not his fault you slipped on the stairs," added Charlie gently.
"It is when it's because of his damn banana peel he's left lying around!"
"It might not have been him," offered Charlie, with a faint blush.
"I've been picking up after him his whole life." Dean winced and lowered his voice. "Would it hurt him to use a trash can for once? Besides, who else eats fruit?" he scoffed, making it sound like a curse word.
Ever wise, Charlie nodded and, sending a silent apology to Sam, kept quiet.
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