Summary: When Mira decides to expose Fairy Tail to truth or dare at Lisanna's birthday party, well, you can guess what happens…Confessions, fights, the flooding of the entire guild, strawberry cake, the wrath of Erza, and the permanent scarring of Wendy's innocent eyes of course! Set after Grand Magic Games! Warning: Hyper Happy, lots of randomness, seriously dodgy logic, and FISH! Disclaimer: If I owned Fairy Tail, Gray and Juvia would be together by now!

Chapter 1-The Beginning of the End (The end of sanity that is)

When everyone else was busily fawning over Lisanna, her older sister Mira was deviously hatching up a plot to wreak havoc on Fairy Tail! Yes, Mira and Cana were planning a lethal game of Truth or Dare…what better way to celebrate Lisanna's birthday AND get some couples together?

"Okay everyone!" Mira announced, transforming into Satan Soul, "We are going to play truth or dare now! Gather around, and Cana and I shall tell you the rules."

Her transformation, which by the way was scarier than an Erza on the rampage, terrified everyone into gathering into a circle around her. Most people looked like they were going to die, whereas Juvia was immediately fantasising about kissing Gray…

"Right! Cana, Lisanna and I shall be making you guys do your truths and dares, because we are simply awesome like that and it's Lisanna's birthday so we are sparing her from being a participant. You all have to do your truths and dares, but since we are nice peoples we do allow three chickens. The order shall be like this: Erza, Lucy, Juvia, Natsu, Happy, Gajeel, Wendy, Carla, Elfman, Evergreen, Levy, Gray and Lyon!" Mira shouted.

"What the heck is that bastard doing here?" Gray yelled, glaring at Lyon.

"Oh, I invited him to make it more fun and dramatic. After all, what's better than a love triangle?" Mira smiled sweetly.

Lyon bowed at Juvia, kissed her hand, and gave her a rose. "My darling Juvia-chan, please accept this token of my affections."

Juvia sneezed. "I'm allergic to flowers," she admitted. Gray smirked at Lyon, who looked abashed.

"Right! Let this begin!" Mira shouted happily, transforming back. "Erza Scarlett, you are first. Truth or dare, Erza?"

Erza merely looked bored. "Dare," she said, munching on her strawberry cake.

"Okay!" Mira cackled (wait, what?) "Erza, I dare you to give all your strawberry cake to Natsu and call him Natsu-sama for the rest of this game."

"Whaaaat?!" Erza yelped. She looked furious. Wendy prepared to heal Mira, whom she knew was going to die very soon. But luckily, Erza showed a bit more self restraint and did her dare, shoving the cake into Natsu's face and saying, "This doesn't mean I can't beat you up, Natsu-sama" very sweetly.

Cana smiled evilly, hugging her barrel of beer. "Lucy," she slurred, "Truth or dare?"

Lucy said, "Um…I'll go with Truth."

"Great!" Cana said a bit too enthusiastically, "Which boy here do you like the most? As a crush?"

Lucy sighed. This question was inevitable. "Well, let's see! I don't really know Lyon, I like Elfman and Gray as friends only (besides they have Evergreen and Juvia)…Happy's an Exceed, so he doesn't count…okay fine! I briefly, VERY BRIEFLY did consider Natsu in that way so I guess I'll say him. That doesn't mean I like him or anything! Obviously! Oh, shut up, Happy."

Cana sniggered, and Natsu's face was beginning to look like strawberry cake. "That's sooooooo cute!" Cana swooned. Lucy glared at her.

"Right!" Lisanna looked kinda miffed. "It's my turn to ask somebody. Hmm….I think Juvia is next. Juvia, truth or dare?"

"Dare!" Juvia piped up, hoping she gets to kiss Gray, who looked absolutely petrified.

"I dare you to smack Gray in the face and tell him you hate him!" Who knew Lisanna could be so evil?

Juvia wailed, "But Juvia cannot possibly do that to Gray-sama!"

"Do it, Juvia," snapped Erza, who was still stingy at everyone for being deprived of her strawberry cake. Apart from Jellal, it was the thing she loved most in the world.

Juvia sighed and walked over to Gray. Not even she dared to defy an angry Erza. Juvia slapped Gray surprisingly hard and yelled, "Juvia hates you!"

"Wow!" everyone gasped. Who knew Juvia had it in her?

"Well done, Juvia!" Erza chuckled approvingly. Gray looked injured both physically and emotionally…Lyon looked like he was trying not to laugh. Juvia looked really guilty.

"Juvia is sorry, Gray-sama!"

"Well! Congratulations to Juvia! You win this shirt that Gray discarded for your excellent performance of your dare," Mira smiled.

Juvia took the shirt and beamed at Mira like Mira was her new best friend. Gray looked indignant and Lyon just looked…jealous. Everybody was half expecting him to take off his shirt and give it to Juvia.

Thankfully Mira continued, "Truth or dare? Natsu, it's your turn!"

Natsu gulped. "Umm…dare." He thought he knew what he would be asked if he chose truth.

Mira grinned-not a good sign of Natsu's safety! "I dare you to tell us the truth about what you felt when Lucy said she liked you the best as a crush!"

"Mira!" Natsu groaned. The demon found a loophole.

"Okay. Well, I felt happy of course because I was flattered, and Lucy is kinda cute (Lucy 'awwed' at this point) but I think we are more of just friends so yeah…"

Lucy looked rather disappointed.

"Fair enough," Mira accepted. However there was an undertone of 'But I still don't think you are telling the truth' in her voice.

"Happyyyyyyyy!" Cana yelled. "Truth or dare?"

Happy said, "Truth! Cana is notorious for her wicked dares!"

"Okay Happy. Which couple do you think is cutest and why?" Cana said.

THE END!