Hello, y'all.
This popped into my head and I thought it was so hilarious (and evil) that I couldn't resist.
(actually...I did try to resist.
But it just wouldn't leave me alone)
So I wrote it.
MWAHAHAHAHA!
And I'm pretty sure all of you will like it too.
Theme/Prompt: Being Paid, Tsunade
Characters: Ino, Sakura, Hinata
Summary: Ino. Sakura. Hinata. "Have you asked Shizune for confirmation?" "YES! Now you guys will stop thinking about whether I'm spinning you a web of lies and think about how to go about it?" -NOT Yuri!- DRABBLE.
Word Count: Two hundred. Eighty. Three.
Disclaimer: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO GOSH DARNIT, WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN!
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Konoha Girls are Evil
"…You're joking with us, aren't you, forehead," Ino Yamanaka said, eyes narrowing.
"No, boar, I'm being serious," Sakura Haruno huffed, arms folded. She was sitting in a chair in Ino's living room.
"…You're not kidding?" Ino said again, eyebrows rising.
"Yes, pig!" Sakura said with annoyance.
"…Well, Sakura, it's a little hard to believe," Hinata Hyuuga said from her position on Ino's couch. 'I mean, an offer like this…? It's unbelievable, especially for us ninjas!"
Ino started to pace. "…I can't believe it! Why would Tsunade…"
"I dunno, Ino-pig. She just is," Sakura murmured, looking down at the ground
"Are you sure? Have you asked Shizune for conformation?" Ino said. She stopped pacing and sat on the ottoman in front of Hinata, elbow resting on her knee, head resting on her fist, legs crossed.
Sakura threw up her hands. "Yes, Yes, Yes! For the last time, yes! Do you doubt my word?"
"…Maybe…" Ino said.
"Gosh, pig-"
"-forehead-"
"-boar-"
"-billboard brow-"
'-pi-"
"Guys!" Hinata said.
"Sorry Hinata," They apologized.
"It's OK." Hinata's eyes were widening. "But, you two…think of the possibilities…"
"I'm thinking…" Ino said, hands clasped together. "And I'm liking it. A lot."
"Good. Now you guys will stop thinking about whether I'm spinning you a web of lies and think about how to go about it."
"…" Ino was lost in thought, her eyes glinting wickedly. Even mild-mannered Hinata looked thrilled.
Sakura's hands were rubbing together.
"…Y'know, I still find it hard to believe that we're getting paid to humiliate the guys on a daily basis."
"Well, ya better believe it, pig, because Tsunade has decided that it's time for us to show our teams into their proper places."
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Somehow, I see this working.
Especially with Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba (if ONLY Tenten was in this and Lee and Neji were going to be humiliated, too!).
CAN'T YOU JUST SEE IT?
I can especially see Tsunade being pissed off with Naruto.
Mwahahaha.
As for the setting...I dunno. Most fics I write NEVER take place in Ino's house.
So I decided to put them there.
I can also see Sakura being the bearer of news.
(DON'T ask about Hinata; I KNOW she's OOC!).
So, please leave me a wonderful review, (hopefully a LONG-ISH ONE -hint hint-) that's NOT a flame?
Cha-ching.
Ja ne,
Lady Maybelle of Confusion