What happens when Sam, Clover, and Alex from Totally Spies meet Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy? Complete and utter chaos! And of course some action, humor, and romance as well ;) Plus, what will the Eds do when the time machine they built actually works?
A Crossover story in which Sam, Alex, and Clover from Totally Spies meet Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy. A Back to the Future tie-in with the story is also present.
All Totally Spies and Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy related material is property of Marathon and A.K.A. Cartoon Inc. and their creators respectively, except for the Extendable Microphone, which is a gadget of my own inventing. At least I think so… If it, or something like it, was mentioned in a Totally Spies episode, please let me know. On another note, all Back to the Future related material is property of Universal Pictures. (You probably knew that anyway).
Friday morning, 8:00 a.m. Park 'n' Flush trailer park, just outside of Peach Creek Estates
In Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy's dimension, a thick fog was rolling through the cul-de-sac. It wrapped around trees like a thick blanket, and made it hard to see more than five feet in front of a person's face. Not too far away from the cul-de-sac, in the middle of a smelly trailer park, loomed an ominous-looking, yet all too familiar trailer. Inside, three sisters known as the Kankers were busy with a certain task at hand. Since the day that Ed scared the living daylights out of the kids of the cul-de-sac with his ferocious monster costume, the Kanker sisters had been hard at work developing a monster of their own. Actually, it was three monsters; One for each of them. And it wasn't long before they decided to put them to good use…
"Lee, hand me that socket wrench over by your foot, so that I can tighten these bolts," said Marie Kanker.
"Get some exercise, it's good for ya!" responded Lee, the oldest Kanker sister.
"Hey Marie!" shouted May Kanker. "Get your fat, lazy butt over here, and help me with this fabric!"
Lee walked over to May and slapped her upside her head.
"Shut up, May!"
Marie laughed.
May lunged herself at her older sister, knocking her to the ground. She then started wrestling with Lee, clawing at her hair and throwing some good punches. Not wanting to be left out, Marie dove into the pile and soon all three of them were rolling around on the floor. Lee wriggled out from the pile and stood up, observing May and Marie who continued to fight. She then reached down, grabbed her sisters' heads, and banged them together. She then picked up May by her shirt with one hand while balling the other into a fist. She shook it threateningly in May's face.
"Nobody, and I mean nobody touches my hair!"
"Really?" asked Marie as she stood up. "Then I guess you won't mind if I do this!". She reached up and mussed up Lee's hair. Lee instinctively grabbed the front of Marie's shirt and threw her across the room into a wall.
"Listen up girls!" said Lee as she adjusted her hair. "In a few minutes we're going to wreak havoc upon all of the food stores in town, including the Ed's beloved candy store. Once we've collected all of the food from the stores and the surrounding neighborhoods, we're going to create our own scam just like the Eds by charging the citizens of Peach Creek ridiculous prices for food. We'll be the only food supplier in town and people will be forking over huge wads of cash just to satisfy their growling stomachs. We'll be rich in no time!"
"And because we'll be rich, the Eds will be all over us, and then we can make them permanent boyfriends," smirked Marie. "Especially Double-D. He's so cute".
"Exactly," said Lee as she crossed her arms in front of her.
"And how are we going to do this again?" asked the always clueless May.
Lee again smacked her sister upside her head. She then turned May towards three large cloth-covered objects on the far side of the room. Each object was about ten feet tall.
"Have you forgotten what we've been working on for the past month? This is what we will use in order to accomplish our goal".
She pulled the cloths away to reveal three identical ten-foot-tall robotic monsters.
"We stole Ed's monster costume from his room a month ago to carry out our plans and then took the basic design features and upgraded them to our liking, complete with voice boxes, spewing saliva, and the best feature of all: robotics. I put together these radio controls so that we can manipulate the monsters' actions from the comfort of our trailer. Video cameras are set up in the eyes so that we can navigate around town and the neighborhoods using these television sets. She gestured to three blank television sets to her right. Those cameras will feed directly to the televisions, so no wires are necessary. Also, the cameras will be recording everything that goes on. Then, we can play back our own little home movies of people fleeing in terror at our leisure".
Marie yawned. "Y'know Lee, we all know what we put into the monsters. It was our jobs to each construct our own! We're not that stupid! Now quit hogging the controls, I want to try mine out!"
"Me too!" shouted May.
"Alright, alright…here you go!" said Lee as she tossed two of the controls into the air. May and Marie immediately scrambled for the controls as they landed on the floor.
"Now girls, the time has come!" exclaimed Lee. "Once we take control of Peach Creek, there will be no one to stop us from branching out to cities all over the world! We'll be multi-billionaires!"
She then pressed a button on her controls and her monster immediately came to life. A whirring noise could be heard coming from inside the robotic behemoth as gears and other mechanisms started to move. The eyes lit up red, and an internal view of the monster showed the camera lens zooming in on Lee as her lips curled into a sinister smile. Her sisters followed suit with their monsters, and soon they were also expressing sinister smiles. Lee then threw back her head and cackled manically. Marie and May then joined her, and soon the entire trailer park was filled with their hideous laughter. Only their silhouettes could be seen in the window of the trailer as they continued to laugh.