All I could think about in the moment was the way I felt when all my friends around me had their arms wrapped around significant other or loved one. The horrible nagging feeling of desperation and loneliness. That night I did something that was so out of character for me, I signed up on this muggle site my friend Samantha from my muggle school told me about called Tinder. She told me she met quite a few lovely men on there. So it was my time to shine.
I didn't want to reveal my real identity so I signed up as Mia, a few weeks went by and I spoke to a few men but most of them were repulsive and were only there for sexual favours, not that I minded Sex but dammit can't they woo the girl a bit before. When I was finally ready to give up and delete the application I swiped right on the an intriguing man Malcolm, He didn't have a photo which I been an immediate swipe left but he had the most amazing bio write up.
"Englishman, Terrible Comedian, Over 6ft and prefer to be big spoon. Godfather of two Princesses and have been awarded best hair."
"Perfect Gentleman" - Anonymous Tinder woman
"Can make 50 shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies" - Anonymous Tinder woman
"Stop asking me for a review you weirdo"- Anonymous Tinder woman
"My Little Dragon is a star and the sweetest boy ever" - Malcolm's Mum
I instantly swiped right and IT WAS A MATCH!
But I didn't want to get my hopes too high so I get back to surfing and then Malcolm messaged me, Boy is he fast!