Bisexual

Hard, pale hands grabbed, pulling him closer, closer, too close...

"Um... Sasuke..." mph "...what the-" mph "hell are you" mph "doing?!"

Lips paused, pulling away,

"I'm trying to decide whether I like kissing you or not."

then moved back in to begin again.

"WELL" mph "WOULD YOU HURRY" mph "UP AND MAKE" mph "UP YOUR FREAKIN" mph "MIND!!"

--10 hours later--

"Okay. I've decided."

Blue eyes stared, lips unable to form words due to the continued mashing they'd received.

"I think I'm bisexual, though I might be gay."

The blond sighed.

"Maybe I should go visit Saku-" mph.


Disclaimer: Usual shiznit. Not mine!

AN: Short, yes. But I found it funny :D
I haven't updated anything in like, years, I know. I'm just more into reading than writing now . Just found this on my computer, read it, re-read it, was like, OMFG, did I write this? I must have o.O... mmm might as well post!