Note: Ok, so, lets say that Callie, Joe, Frank, Iola, Chet, and my invented character, Izzie, Joe's twin, and a bunch of other people all had study hall at the same time and place. Scary. Like the title says, it's in the notes. This talked place when Frank is 17 and Joe is 16.

Izzie: JOE! I need to barrow a pen.

Joe: Izzie, you're writing with a pen.

Izzie: No shit, Sherlock, I meant a BLUE pen, I'm using a RED pen, our idiot English teacher wants a BLUE pen.

Frank: Will you two quit with the notes? I mean, its only September, do you two REALLY want to get steps and detenchons this early in the year.

Joe: Hate to break it to you, bro, but your passing notes right now.

Iola: HI! HI! HI! Whatcaaaa writing about?

Izzie: Did somebody give Iola sugar for lunch? And how did she get a hold of this note.

Callie: Well, Iz, you sit by me. And Joe sits behind us who sits by Iola. And across the isle from us are Frank and Chet.

Izzie: Oh. You and your stupid logic.

Chet: About the sugar…

Izzie: Chet, if you're the one who gave her sugar I will kill you with a rusty plastic spoon.

Callie: Is that even possible.

Izzie: LOGIC AGAIN!

Iola: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Izzie: JOPHSEF ALAN HARDY! QUIT LETTING IOLA GET THE STINKIN NOTE!

Joe: Iz, the girl BIT me. Of course I let her have the note!

Callie: Well learn some self-defense!

Joe: Shut it Shaw.

Callie: Make me Hardy!

Izzie: Which Hardy…?

Frank: Guys, I think Mr. Macon is looking at us…

Izzie: Relax! I'm sure we won't get caught. And if we do Iola and I can make a diversion while you guys escape by jumping out the windows.

Chet: Are you two going to jump up and sing I'm a little teapot again WITH the HAND MOTIONS?

Iola: What's with the HAND MOTIONS and WITH.

Chet: Sis, its hand motions!

Callie: Hand motions?

Joe: Hand motions?

Izzie: Hand Motions?

Frank: Hand Motions?

Chet: Hand Motions?

Callie: CHET!

Chet: What? You guys had such a perfect chain…

Frank: Mr. Macon is looking at us…

Izzie: Frank, if Mr. is looking at us then I'll jump up onto my chair and sing, I'm A Little Tea Pot, WHIT CHET'S HAND MOTIONS! And then tell Mr. M that he smells like dead fish with a touch of old cologne and has hair that looks like Aunt Gertrude's Old Foot Massager.

Callie: What…?

Conversation with Izzie and Mr. Macon

"Isabelle? Is that a Note?"

"Um, yes. Yes it is."

"May I see it?"

"Ok, I'M A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND STOUT!"

"What?"

"HERE IS MY HANDEL HERE IS MY SPOT! WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP!"

Iola jumps up on her chair and sings in unison with Izzie

"TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!"

"MR.MACSON! YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD FISH WITH A TOUCH OF OLD COLONE! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE MY AUNT"S OLD FOOT MOSOGER!"

"Mi-mi-miss Hard-hardy and Mo-Morton. Detector and one trip to the guidance consular."

On the note after the teacher sits back down and Izzie and Iola get a hold of them self's

Frank: You both scare me.

Izzie and Iola: We know.

Izzie: Frank? Can I barrow your pen?

Frank: To finish your English assignment?

Izzie: No. To stab you in the eye.