How I Saw Gopher Bash as a kid, an episode of Super Mario Word

by Beloved.BrokenWings

I found myself trapped upon this underground debris and rubble, it's a miracle that I survived. My body cut with bruises and cuts while I'm covered in dust and some of my own blood. Using the last of my energy to drag my limp body from outside the heavy rock suffocating me. I see them come to revive time, the mole people. But to begin my story, oh where to begin is when...

1. Chapter 1

This story is how I saw Super Mario World as a kid, kind of. I inputted some more information because it still needs a base. Skip to Chapter 2 for where I mostly remember the episode as a kid.

Through the bushes of berries I saw them doing the usual vacation stuff, teaching the Cave People to farm. I was somewhat mesmerized by it in a way.

Luigi firstly created a makeshift hoe, created from a slightly curved bone and an orange koopa shell, than connected that makeshift hoe to Yoshi. Everything seemed slow and steady with Yoshi until a nearby berry bounced in his sight, which lead to a case to greedily devour the red jewel. I laughed silently to myself as I saw the overly innocent and naive Yoshi drag the helpless Luigi around the area pathetically. Later on Yoshi finally coming to a halt after devouring that berry, than as Luigi seemed to get up from his shock of the incident and ended with a "See, nothing to it" In an ironic twist.

I and my Dad knew what this meant, "If those cave Cretans succeed in creating their own food. I'll never be able to subjugate 'em" he exclaimed to me. The plan we had that Kooky had thought of, to take away their food supply and force them to work for the Koopa Kingdom to obtain a small supply of food. We'd destroy their food in a fire and make it look like an accident, like the fire had started on its own without the intention of a Koopa. After the covering of the evidence we'd later make a promise to the starving cave people that we'd provide for them, if they'd be subjected to us and get rid of the Mario Brothers. We'd have a kingdom of slaves who know nothing but how starved their bellies were.

After my Dad pouted for a while thinking of the atrocity that was to come in which time I was plotting, "Unless," I stated while complimenting him "we were to steal all the crops." Than my Father caught up upon this plan and added that we could start a famine. And the cave people would have to come to us, the Koopa clan, for food. Afterwards he added that he was glad he thought of it totally discrediting me like usual and will leave the details in his own good claws, if the cave gloats get anything growing I would be planned to kidnap it and bring it to the him. I promised I'd be vigilant while doing this while he went off.

I saw them get onto the action of growing as Luigi ordered, a man placed his friend inside a hole were his feet would be planted. A woman nearby wearing an orange dress dug over a dead tree which had fallen over and comfortably placing it in the ground. And finally a man shook a tree to drop the round red fruit that was plentiful into a large hole he dug. This was the closest to anything that might grow actually, considering the tree even grows berries with seeds. It was very obvious to an idiot that the cave people were placing objects into the ground that wouldn't grow, and even Luigi and Yoshi knew it wasn't going to be easy to teach these morons to grow their own food. And I knew if they couldn't grow crops than I'll have nothing to steal, meaning my Father would scorn me badly. At the end of the day when the sun fell over the sky creating a beautiful complexion of pink and orange I finally saw Luigi water the finished objects placed into the plowings. The cave people who tried to mimic went to a well and dragged it out. And due to the science of this odd World the water immediately came out and flooded the area. Creating a tsunami that submerged Yoshi and Luigi, it was a miracle that they survived with the amount of pressure that water seemingly placed upon them while dragging into nearby debris before slowly placing them upon the mud which was once a tidy bunch of farmland.