I'm going to do SWAC episodes in Sonny and Chad's P.O.V's starting from the first ever SWAC episode, which Chad was not shown in, so I'll just do Sonny's P.O.V in this one.
Everything belongs to Disney, even the plot of the story. The only thing I own is the laptop I wrote this story on and the time I took to write it. Enjoy...

Chapter 1 – Sketchy Beginnings

This was my last day in Wisconsin. I was packing for Hollywood when my favourite show (and future job) came on the TV. The sketch 'Dolphin Boy' was on and I was laughing at it, thinking about how I would be in one of those sketches soon. 'Dolphin Boy' went off and the theme song came on for it,

'When he gets nervous,
better bring you're mop.
It's not on porpoise,
When he blows his top.
He's Dolphin Boy!
Who da mammal?'

I found this sketch one of the funniest one's. Mind you, I found them all funny, I laughed again. Then the 'So Random' voice over on the TV spoke,
And don't forget. Next week your favourite sketch comedy show, 'So Random', welcomes a brand new cast member. Sonny Monroe!
My picture popped up on the small screen. I giggled and clapped my hands, 'That's me.' I shouted to the TV, 'I guess dreams really do come true.' I said laughing.

When I arrived in Hollywood, I felt extatic; I walked into studio 3 in 'Condor Studios' with my guitar case and beamed brightly. I place it down and walked around some stands, 'I can't believe I'm really here.' I said to myself, 'Mom!' I shouted. The next thing I knew she can running in through the door screaming, 'Ahh, this is so exciting.' I jumped up and down giggling. My mom calmed down, 'All right, come here, hold still,' She said to me. 'Okay.' I said nodding my head frantically. My mom started rubbing sun block on my face, 'Mom, Stop it, stop it. Cut it out. I don't need more sun block. I'm inside.' I said, shaking my head. 'Alright, I'm Sorry. You know it's not every day I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.' She said, 'Look Mom,' I said putting a hand on her shoulder, 'We talked about this, show business is not going to change me.' I said walking around her. 'You've got a really big head.' My mom blurted out, 'I-I do not. I'm the same girl I was back in Wisconsin.' I said to her nodding my head, 'With a much bigger head.' She said putting her hands to her head. 'It is the exact same size as-' I started when my mom turned me round to look at pictures of the cast and me. Ah, now I saw what she had meant. 'Wow.' I said with an amazed smile on my face. We definitely did have bigger heads on the pictures. 'I do have a big head.' I said laughing, 'Cool.' I said and turned round to my mom who agreed with me.

Suddenly a man in his 40's, with a balding head said, 'There she is. There's my new star.' Then I recognised him, 'Mr Pike.' I said smiling. 'Please, it's Marshall.' He said holding his hand out. I shook his hand happily. 'Connie, we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.' Marshall said to my mom. 'Good, because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.' My mom said to him. Urg, why was my mom always so mom-like. 'You make 'em into cheese?' Marshall said jokingly pointing his finger. I faked a laugh. My mom nodded next to me with a smile on her face. Marshall laughed, 'I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humour.' He said. He didn't understand my mom she probably would try to make him into cheese, 'Actually, I get it from my dad. She's not kidding.' I said to him with an apologetic look. Marshall's face suddenly became shocked and maybe even a little scared. 'But, she is hovering.' I hinted in a friendly voice. 'Alright, alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here before I go.' She said to me, I listened to her carefully, 'I know I have said this a million times-' I cut her off, 'Don't talk to strangers.' I said thinking I was finishing her sentence off, 'No. But...yes.' She said with a confused look. 'Don't swim after eating?' I guessed. 'No, but... yes.' She said again. I thought I had the answer then, 'Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.' I said confidently thinking that that was the right answer. 'I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you.' She said putting her hands on my cheeks. 'I just couldn't be prouder.' She said, trying to be sly about putting sun block all over my face, 'You just put a little bit more sun block on me didn't you.' I said grumpily. 'No!' She said rubbing her hands together, to get rid of what was left on her hands, 'Well, yes.' She said smiling. I laughed, 'Bye.' I said while I hugged her.

'Well, here we are kiddo.' Marshall said as we walked into the 'So Random' prop house. 'This is the prop house.' He said smiling. I walked in smiling like an idiot, 'Ohmigosh, this is so cool!' I exclaimed, 'I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch.' I said spotting a gnome statue, I looked behind me, 'Oh and that's the sarcophagus from the mummy dearest sketch.' I said walking over to the sarcophagus. 'Wow.' I sighed. Marshall smiled at me. 'And uh, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.' I said looking at a hat, hung on a pink cactus. 'Yep, one day there'll be props in here from sketches that you were in, maybe one of your hats.' Marshall said with a friendly voice, 'Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you.' He said as I smiled at him, suddenly a woman's voice spoke from the speaker, 'Marshall, you're mother is on line four.' Marshalls face dropped a little, 'Take a message.' He said to the voice looking back to me, 'In five...' The voice said. 'I gotta go.' Marshall said as he walked off. I nodded and smiled as I looked around the spacious room I was stood in. It was absolutely amazing. I walked over to the sarcophagus and opened the door. 'Ah!' I screamed as I saw a little girl, about 11, standing in it with her arms folded like a mummy's, across her chest, asleep. I immediately knew her; she was Zora. 'Ah!' She screamed back as she woke up. We screamed at each other twice when she started to breath quickly, 'Don't you knock!' She shouted in a high pitched squeaky voice. 'Sorry.' I apologized, 'I didn't realize anyone was here, but you're Zora and I'm Sonny. I'm new.' I said, stretching my hand out to her. 'Huh, obviously, otherwise you would've knocked. Now if you don't mind.' She said closing the door the sarcophagus. I rubbed the back of my neck embarrassed, hoping all the cast weren't like this.

I heard a voice and when I looked up I saw a skinny boy with dark skin, dressed in a chicken costume and a chubby boy dressed in an egg costume. They were Nico and Grady; best friends. 'Haha, come on.' Nico said laughing at Grady. 'You and you're short cuts man.' They hadn't noticed I was here, 'How come you get to be the chicken anyway?' Grady asked. 'Because I have more of chicken body. And you have more of an egg body.' Nico explained as he walked over to the counter to get a juice. 'Well, it's not fair; I always have to play the thing that comes out of you.' Grady moaned. They still had no clue I was here. 'No, no I come out of you sometimes.' Nico said. I walked over slowly with a grin on my face. 'Oh please, you played the mother; I played the baby. You played the stomach; I played the barf.' Grady said, still trying to prove his point. 'I thought you liked playing the barf bro.' Nico said 'You know I love being the barf, it's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but ya know-' I cut him off, since I couldn't stand it any longer, 'Hey guys.' I said cheerfully. 'Well hello there.' Nico said as I reached my hand out, 'Nico.' He said and kissed my hand. 'But you knew that.' He said flirting. I giggled and Grady pushed him out the way, 'Grady.' He said putting his hand in front of my face, 'But you knew that.' Nico was a lot better at flirting. I looked at his hand with an amused expression then back to his face, 'And I'm Sonny, but I knew that.' I said trying to be funny. 'Wait, you're that funny girl from the internet.' Grady said, realising who I was, as was Nico who was nodding his head. 'And you're the barf,' I said pointing to Grady, 'And you're the stomach.' I said pointing to Nico. 'That was an amazing sketch. Ohmigosh, I loved your bluhh,' I said pretending to barf, 'And you're ergg.' I said doing the action again. We laughed with each other. 'Good times, good times.' Grady said. 'It's easy for you to say.' Zora said, opening the door the sarcophagus and stepping out, 'You weren't playing the toilet.' She said. A pretty blonde haired girl came walking in through the door. Tawni. I thought. 'Hey everyone. Did you see? I'm on the cover on 'Tween Weekly' again.' She said happily, holding up a magazine. 'Yeah, yeah. We're all on the cover.' Nico said to her. 'Really? 'Cos all I see is me.' Tawni said. I was so happy I was finally meeting the Tawni Hart.

'Hi Tawni!' I shouted excitedly, 'I just wanted to say I am such a huge fan and honestly you've been a role model to me and my friends back in Wisconsin and you know, we kind of feel like you're one of us. Hi I'm Sonny.' I said wrapping my arms around her for a hug. 'Why am I being touched!' Tawni said in a disgusted voice. I ignored the disgust and carried on hugging her, 'Sorry. I'm a hugger.' I said to her. 'Small world. So am I.' Nico said opening his arms for a hug, just as Grady hit him on the back of the head. Nico was still flirting, I'm surprised he isn't flirting with Tawni, she's a lot prettier than me. As I was thinking to myself Marshall walked in, 'Good. I see you've met everyone.' He said with a friendly face. 'Yes and I just wanted to say that it is such an honour being here working with you guys.' I said gratefully. Tawni grabbed Marshalls arm, 'Marshall, what does she mean working with us?' Tawni asked. Huh, she didn't know about me coming to be on her show. 'Well she's our newest cast member Tawn, you remember when you said goodbye to Mandy on our last show.' Marshall asked in a nervous voice. 'I remember the goodbye, I just didn't think there was going to be a hello.' She said annoyed, pointing at me. 'What are you talking about?' Marshall asked. 'He showed us her website.' Nico said to Tawni, agreeing with Marshall. 'Yeah and we all got her photo. Remember?' Zora asked Tawni. Tawni looked into the air thoughtful. 'Nope, nope, don't remember. But welcome aboard.' Tawni said happily. I smiled at her and she gave a smile back. 'That's the attitude Tawni, you two are going to be fast friends. Hey as a matter of fact, you could give Sonny the tour.' Marshall said. 'I would love that!' I exclaimed happily. She frowned at Marshall and then smiled at me, 'Let's go, Sumany.' She said as she walked towards the door. 'Er, its Sonny.' I paused, ' My first day in Hollywood and I've already got a nickname.' I said excitedly. I picked up my guitar case, giggled and ran to catch up with Tawni.

'Okay, the tour has started. Keep up.' We walked into a long room. 'This is where I get my snacks,' she said, walking past a snack table. Then we walked even further, 'This is where I learn.' She said as we walked past a classroom. 'Oh, and this is a camera. Which loves me.' Tawni stopped and blew a kiss to it. I watched her actions and then winked to the camera. I walked behind her and followed her into her dressing room, 'And this is where I do my costume changes, my make up and my pre-show chillaxin.' She said and walked into a changing room behind a curtain. 'Cool.' I said, amazed and the place. 'So where do I do my pre show chillaxin?' I asked excited to have a new friend. Tawni spoke from behind the curtain, 'I'm sorry, this concludes our tour,' She said in a machine like voice. After about 5 seconds she walked out, changed in a totally different outfit. 'Wow, you're a fast changer.' I said, 'And you're a slow leaver.' She commented. 'You think I'm a slow leaver. You should have seen my mom this morning; I couldn't get her to leave.' I said laughing. Tawni kicked her left leg up witch nearly caught my face so I stepped back a little, then she punched the air, which also nearly got my face. 'Um, you wouldn't happen to know where my dressing room is, do you.' I asked her nicely. She just ignored me and carried on punching and kicking. 'Wow I don't wanna interrupt your work out or anything, but you got quite a wingspan there.' I said to her. She still carried on. 'You know, if I didn't know any better. I'd think you were trying to kick me in the face.' I said annoyed. Suddenly the vent opened and Zora popped her head out, 'Ohohoho,' She laughed, 'Zora smells trouble.' She sang. 'What's up there?' I asked her confused. 'Right now, best seat in the house. As you were.' She said closing the vent again. How did she even get up there! 'You know, for some reason, she prefers to live up there like a common bat, rather than down here with me.' Tawni said lifting a small weight in her left hand while leaning on an exercise bike. Zora opened the vent again, 'Yeah, that's a real brainteaser.' And closed it again. I could understand where she was coming from when she said that. Marshall knocked on Tawni's door, 'Just wanted to see how you were settling in. Why is there gym equipment on Sonny's side of the room?' Marshall asked Tawni confused. He was as confused as me, except about different things. My side of the room? 'This is my side of the room?' I asked him. 'This is her side of the room.' Tawni asked too. 'Don't you remember, I was very clear when Mandy left, that Sonny would get this side of the room.' Marshall said. 'Nope, doesn't ring a bell.' Tawni said shaking her head. I was going to share a room with Tawni Hart. Yay! Marshall looked at Tawni, 'Alright, well we'll get all this equipment back to the studio gym and let's give Sonny some space.' Marshall said to her, 'I can feel the chemistry already.' He muttered to himself.

Tawni put her weight on the floor and ran to her leopard print sofa bed, 'No, no, no. It's okay. We can make this work. Haha, I'm a make do kinda person. So watch me make do.' I said, trying to please her. 'I'll just put my jacket right here.' I said, hanging it on the exercise bike. 'And I'll just chillax right here.' I said, trying to sit on the machine comfortably. 'My make do isn't really working, is it.' I said to her. 'No.' She said sharply, giving me an evil look. What had I ever done to her to make her hate me so much? 'You wanna talk about it?' I asked her, trying to be friendly. 'Sure.' She said with a smile on her face. Maybe she liked me after all. 'Grab a seat and scooch on over.' She said to me. I smiled and walked happily to find a seat near her, I couldn't see one, so I crouched down on the floor. 'Comfortable roomy?' She asked me, while stroking a toy cat. 'Less so by the minute.' I said bluntly. 'Let's think of the studio as a school,' She said in a calm voice, 'I'm the head cheerleader and you're the new kid, and you're all gung hoe and you want to join the squad, you've got all these great idea's and you're full of enthusiasm.' She said, her voice getting quicker. 'Yeah, that's right, I am.' I shouted excitedly. 'Well knock it off.' Tawni screamed. I felt my face fall a little. 'You're not wanted on the squad.' Tawni said shrugging with a smile on her face. 'But I'm already on the squad.' I murmured. 'Yes. Yes! But we don't need you on the squad. Do we putty two shoes?' She said, asking her fake cat. 'Putty two shoes.' I repeated quietly enough so Tawni didn't hear me. She climbed of the couch and walked towards the mirror, then turned round to face me, 'And we certainly don't want to hear any cheers, not you're sis or you're boom, or you're bah.' She said smugly. 'But what if I have a really awesome bah?' I asked her, a little more hopeful now. 'I don't care if it's the greatest bah since... since sheep independence day!' She shouted. My face turned confused at that. 'So stay on your side, don't touch my stuff and keep out of my spotlight!' Tawni shouted again. Her voice changed from angry to sweet, 'Ok then, let's go rehearse!' She said smiling. I was still sat on the floor when she skipped away. Okay, note to self try to make Tawni friends with me. My life will be a lot easier. I picked up putty two shoes, 'If you could talk, would you scream?' I asked it. Ohmigosh, now I'm talking to inanimate objects. Not good.

'You happy now? Exact same costumes, nobody's coming out of anybody's anything.' Nico said to Grady. 'How come you're wings are bigger?' Grady asked him. Typical boy, always trying to start a war. 'You're antenna's are longer.' Nico said. Marshall walked over to them and put a hand on each of their shoulders, 'The good thing is, you both have the same sized brains.' Marshall said to them. I muffled a laugh. 'Okay people, let's start rehearsing Tawni's queen bee sketch!' Marshall shouted. Zora appeared from nowhere, 'Hey, heard you got the whole sis boom bah speech.' Zora said. How did she find out about that! 'People are talking about that already?' I asked worriedly. Zora shook her head, 'Oh. No, no. I was eavesdropping. It's kinda my thing right now. That...,' She paused, 'And revenge. Want to get some?' She asked in her evil little voice. I didn't hate Tawni that much, to put her through all that pain. 'No, I'm good. But thanks. This is Tawni's sketch, she's the queen bee and I'm just the worker bee so I'm just gunna lay low, stay out of the way and mind my own buzzness.' I said to her. She nodded as Marshall spoke, 'Alright, places everybody.' We all walked into the middle of the room and onto set. Zora blew the trumpet after Tawni walked onto set and said, 'The good knights approach.' As she said it Nico and Grady walked onto set too. 'Hello good knights.' Tawni said. 'Good night? But it's two in the afternoon.' Nico said confused. 'No, not good night. Good knight.' Grady said to him, hitting his chest with his script. 'Silence!' Tawni shouted. Marshall interrupted, 'Which is exactly what we're gonna hear when the audience watches this sketch. Stop.' Marshall said, 'This isn't working.' 'I agree. What is everybody else doing wrong?' Tawni said. 'Kids. This sketch stinks on ice.' He said quickly. 'What are we gonna do?' Marshall asked. 'Maybe the problem is, there's one too many bees.' Tawni said, looking at me. 'No that's not it.' Marshall disagreed. 'We gotta think bigger, bolder, some other B word.' He said. 'Boogers!' Grady shouted. 'Not boogers, it has to be bee related.' Marshall replied. I put my hand up to offer a brilliant idea but Tawni shouted, 'Hand down *Cough*.' 'I got it! What we need is a pool filled with honey.' Nico said. Zora stepped to his side, 'Whenever you say you got it... you never got it.' She said to him. 'What about you new girl, you got something?' Marshall asked me. I wanted to answer but Tawni would kick me off the show or something. That was a risk I was willing to take.

'Um, well I might have got something.' I said to him. 'Go on...' Marshall said impatiently. 'Yes please, sprinkle us with your Wisconsin funny dust.' Tawni said in a mocking voice. I tried to ignore the hate in her voice, 'W-well what if Tawni was like a... like a clumsy bee, you know like a... like a bumble bee.' I said, and Nico and Grady laughed so I carried on, 'And then we could get distracted by things that – I don't know, things that bee's get distracted by like... flowers!' I said pointing to a plant pot and ran towards it going 'buzzz'. The others laughed at my sketch. All but one person, that person was Tawni. 'Cos you know we love the flowers.' I said picking the plant pot up and sniffing the flowers. 'That's terrible.' Tawni said as she stood up. 'Terribly good. What else you got?' Marshall asked me. 'Well what else do bees love?' I asked them. 'They love to sting things!' Zora shouted jumping on the spot. 'Yes!' I said to her. 'Ok, well what if a really old lady walks in with a really huge butt.' I said. 'That's great because old lady butts make great targets.' Grady said cheerfully. Marshall agreed with him. 'So, she walks over. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And then she sees a penny.' I said acting it out for them, 'Oh look I found a penny.' I said in an old lady's voice then bent down and pulled the spike off my costume, 'Ah you can sting but Faye is open.' I said (This is an author's note, sorry lol but I don't actually know what she says on that bit so I just went with what my ears told me. Anyway, back to the story) and poked myself in the butt with it. 'Haha, that's beautiful, I love it. Queen bees out, bumbling bees in.' Marshall said laughing. 'Lunch.' He suddenly said and everyone walked off set, except Tawni and I. 'You wanna buzz over and get some lunch?' I asked her in a nervous voice. She glared at me and ran off set. Oh no, what have I done.

'Honey, look at this oranges, avocadoes, tube socks.' My mom said astonished, 'All purchased from a guy standing on a freeway off ramp. I didn't even have to get out of the car. What a town!' I smiled at her, 'Well at least one of us had a good day.' I said while I sat on a chair. 'Oh, come on. Was it that bad?' My mom said to me. 'Let me put it this way, you slapping sun screen on my face was the highlight.' I said, 'Marshall's making me do this bee sketch with Tawni and she hates me.' I said sadly. 'Do you want me to write a note?' My mom asked seriously. 'Mom.' I said laughing a little. 'Look, come here,' She said pulling me onto the couch, 'Honey, when chasing you're dreams, there's always going to be bumps on the road. Like that deer we hit in Colorado.' She paused. Poor deer I thought. 'What I'm trying to say is that we did not travel all the way from Wisconsin for you to give up on you're very first day.' She said encouragingly. 'Well, I didn't say I was giving up.' I said, with a hint of a smile. 'Ahh. See, now that's the spirit. Just like that deer, you get up and dust of your antlers and angrily kick in our headlights.' My mom said to me. I bet that sounded a lot cleverer in her head. 'You want me to kick her in her headlights?' I asked confused. 'No, look. I'll tell you what you do; you go down there tomorrow and you talk to Tawni.' She said to me. I nodded.

'Get away from me.' Tawni said as I had done what my mom told me to. 'Look, I'm trying to apologize, I feel really bad about getting off on the wrong foot and I was thinking maybe we could start fresh.' I said as Tawni shredded pieces of paper, 'Are you shredding fan mail?' I asked confused and a little horrified at her. 'Not mine.' She said smugly. 'Done with Grady. Now where's the Nico pile?' She asked. I wasn't sure whether she was talking to me or asking herself. She stood up and walked towards her dressing table when she spotted the gift I got her. 'What's this?' She asked me. 'Oh, well. I got you a little something to say I'm sorry. Go ahead.' I said to her smiling. She opened it and looked at the gift which was a ginger toy cat. 'Oh look, it's a friendly little friend for putty two shoes, aww.' I said pulling it out of the bow, 'Meow.' I said pretending to be a cat. Tawni looked at me as if I was crazy. 'It's a piece offering.' I said to her. 'Aww, a piece offering.' She said holding her hand to her heart. She took the cat of me and threw it in the shredder. I was hurt that she would do that. I didn't think she was that mean. 'Well now it's a million piece offerings.' She said shrugging her shoulders. I stood there with my mouth open in disgust and sadness, 'Look you don't have to forgive me, but we still have to do that bee sketch together.' I said to her. She smiled, 'Not gonna happen.' She said as she sat down next to her mirror. 'But, I just want to be as good as you are in my first show, than you are in every show, I mean you have so much to teach me and I have so much to learn.' I said, hoping to win her over. But it didn't work. 'Flattery will get you nowhere. I tried again, 'You're the funniest and prettiest one on the show.' She turned around to face me, 'My approach to comedy is simple...' I listened to her talk. Yes, it had worked. Ha, and I thought flattery got me nowhere. Eh?

'If we're going to play those bumbling bees of yours, here's something you need to know about me; I don't play bumbling bees.' Tawni said to me. 'Oh, well that's okay because I've got millions of ideas. I'm just glad that we're finally getting along better.' I said. Tawni faked a smile at me, then Nico and Grady walked over to us, 'Oh, so you working on Sonny's sketch?' Nico asked us. Tawni gave him a cold look, 'No, no, it's our sketch.' I said trying to make Tawni happy again. 'It used to be my sketch. Used to be my dressing room. Used to be my show!' Tawni shouted. Nico and Grady had obviously seen this Tawni before and quickly made a hasty exit. 'Remember we're bees, we're happy, happy bees.' I said smiling. 'Fine, we're bees.' She said and grabbed the bee spike out of my hand, 'Let's say a new bee arrives at the hive and on her first day she buzzed in and she thought she knew everything and she threw out one of her millions of ideas and she stung the queen bee right in the back. How would that make you feel!' She said just as she stabbed herself in the hand with the spike. She gave a cry and I took her to our dressing room. 'I can't believe you stabbed me.' Tawni said to me. 'I didn't stab you, you stabbed yourself.' I said confused. 'You just stood there and watched, which is just like stabbing someone. So it's really your fault, I knew you were out to get me.' She said as we walked into our bathroom. 'I'm not out to get you, here.' I said and sprayed her hand. She started to cry and run off. 'I'm sorry. We need ointment. And a bandage.' I said as my skills kicked in. I ran over and ripped some material apart, Tawni screamed at me. 'My queen bee cape! That's my favourite cape!' 'How many capes do you have?' I asked shocked. 'Here.' I said running to her and wrapping the material around her hand. 'You're out of your mind! Get away from me!' She screamed. 'I'm sorry, here take putty. Putty makes everything better.' I panicked, handing her the toy cat. 'Don't touch my putty!' She said when she slipped and putty flew out of her hands and into the shredder. 'Putty!' She cried and stayed on the floor.

15 minutes later, we were in Marshall's office. 'Look at me!' Tawni complained to Marshall, 'I'm covered in putty.' 'I'm sorry.' I tried again. 'Sorry isn't going to bring putty back now is it!' She screamed at me. 'We'll get you a new putty two shoes,' Marshall said, 'A better putty two shoes. We'll get you a putty three shoes.' 'Well, what about my pride huh?' Tawni said, 'That's been shredded too!' 'Look Tawni, the last thing I ever wanted to do was hurt your pride and if I did I'm really sorry but now I just wanna make things better.' I turned to Marshall, 'Marshall, do you think you could add the queen bee sketch back into the show?' I asked. 'But I think the bumbling bee sketch is funnier.' He said sadly. 'I don't and let's see how funny it is without me!' Tawni said coldly. 'But I can't do the sketch without you.' I pleaded. 'Then I guess, just like putty, the sketch is no longer with us.' She said sadly. 'You know that putty was a stuffed animal don't yo-' She interrupted me by covering her ears and going lalalalala! 'Fine, that's it! Ever since I've gotten here I've been walking on egg shells trying to keep the head cheerleader happy and apparently that's impossible. And you know what I can sis and I can boom and my bah kicks butt thank you very much, cos I am one bad bee!' I exploded. 'Ohmigosh, one bad bee, I got an idea for a new sketch and it doesn't include Tawni.' I said calm now. 'I gotta go, sis boom bye.' I said to Tawni. I heard Marshall shout, 'You go girl.' Let's get back to SO RANDOM! The voice over said. 'Sis, boom, buzz, sis, boom buzz, sis boom, buzzy, buzz.' Nico and Grady said walking onto the stage. 'I'm a new bee and it's kinda hard fit in, when the queen bee had the thinnest skin (or something, I'm not sure what she says) and no matter how nice you try to be, she's always me, me, me, me, me. I try to be nice but you see what I get, it's like jamming a stick inside a hornets' nest.' I carried on rapping the audience cheered for us.

'Okay people, great show, coming back to the sign off in five. Hey nice job out there tonight kiddo.' He said to me. 'Thankyou Marshall.' I replied with a big smile on my face. 'Since it's your first show, why don't you say goodnight?' He said. Tawni and I both said what at the same time. 'In five, four, three...' Marshall said as he walked of stage. 'Well that's our show everybody and I just wanted to say for as long as I can remember it's always been a dream of mine, meeting the boys, hanging with Zora and best of all getting to work with one of my true hero's and the inspiration for out last sketch, give it up for Tawni Hart.' I said raising my arm. Unfortunately, I knocked her out with my arm and I ran to her, 'Well, that's out show everybody, goodnight.' I said to end the show.

'So we have a tradition on So Random, the first time you star in a sketch, you get to hang up a prop in the prop house.' Grady said. 'So I can hang this anywhere?' I said holding the hat up I had in my hand. 'Anywhere you like. It's also tradition that we get ice cream at the end of the show.' Nico said. I nodded, 'I'm gunna... I'm gunna hang here for a sec.' I said to them. 'Alright cool, meet you in the cafeteria.' Grady said. When they had gone, I hung my hat on an alien statue and smiled. I looked around to make sure there was nobody around. I was alone. Yes! 'I'm on the show, I'm in So Random, I'm in the show, I'm in Hollywood. Yeah!' I sang, dancing around the prop house. 'Ah!' I screamed when Zora opened the sarcophagus. 'Ohmigosh!' I said, 'Sweet, I'm not longer the weird one. Ha!' She said and ran off. I just smiled at the small girl. She would always be the weird one, but a weird girl that everyone loves.

Sorry it was soooooo long. If you read all of this, then you have one heck of a pair of eyes. This was the longest chapter I have seen, so if you're reading this now please review. Thankyouuu !
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Holly - X