Juuni Kokki Fanfiction
Title: The Empress's Diary #1- Good Morning Kiss
Written by: Enki-sama
Fandom: Juuni Kokki
Pairing: Yoko and Keiki
Rating: PG
Disclaimers: Juuni Kokuki and all its characters belong to Ono Fuyumi. I am merely borrowing them to have some fun.
Summary: A peek into the Empress's diary and her attempts to get a certain blockhead kirin to notice her... Yoko and Keiki

Dear diary,

Enki suggested I keep a diary so that I may have something to look back on in the years to come. If nothing goes wrong, I could be ruling Kei for all of eternity and eternity is a very long time indeed.

Actually, I found out that this is a really good way of releasing my frustrations regarding things concerning a certain idiot. You know, I really have to restrain myself this morning from pushing him over the window ledge. Only the fact that I will die too if he dies managed to stop me.

It was a really wonderful morning. Really, I wasn't kidding. The sky was blue, the wind was cool, the birds were chirping, and I felt all refreshed and ready after a good night's sleep. That is until I met that idiot on the way to morning assembly.

He greeted me good morning in the same old polite and formal way.

Now you know I do not like that. So I pulled him over and gave him a peck on the cheek and greeted him good morning.

There. A simple Good Morning kiss. I was so proud of myself.

But do you know what the idiot did?

He wrinkled his nose and said that my breath stinks!

Now, I know I should not have eaten meat for dinner last night, I was feeling guilty enough already, but it was only something I indulge in when Keiki was away on business.

But is that a proper thing to say to a lady?

I was feeling murderous of course. But I couldn't kill him or do something along the line although I was really tempted to. So I had to be contented with just something else.

Something else.

When morning assembly was over that day, Shoukei turned to Suzu and asked.

"Do I want to know why Taiho came to morning assembly with a swollen left cheek?"

"No." Answered the girl simply.

"Ah."

End

Completed: 14th November 2004