disclaimer: I own none of it. just borrowing. i own a collector's spoon from Candyland, Arkansas.
A Black Christmas
On the the Christmas of 1968 there was some struggles with the Black family.
It had all started when Bellatrix, Andromeda, and Narcissa had arrived at the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black. Opon their arrival, Regulus had decided that it would be funny to have Kreacher the house elf scare Narcissa and take her blonde-haired, blue-eyed dolly. When Bellatrix saw this, she ran over to Kreacher and snatched the doll out of his wrinkled hands. She handed it to Narcissa, whose lip was quivering because she was on the verge of tears. Bellatrix stomped across the room to where Regulus stood, sniggering in the corner.
"How dare you!?" she shouted, slapping him across the face so hard that he fell to the floor with a thunderous crash. Sirius saw Bella hit Regulus and started to plot.
Later that evening, Kreacher approcahed the group to say that dinner was ready. The quintet entered the dining room to see a marvelous feast with roasted duck, mashed potatoes, boatloads of gravy, stuffing. The meal was peaceful, well, as peaceful as it can be for the Black family. After they all had finished their meals, Sirius arose.
" Mummy, I'll get the pudding!" he said wandering into the kitchen, where he saw Kreacher.
"There he is, the rascal. Always making plots to break my poor mistress' heart. Not like his brother, oh, no."
"Quiet, you!" said the dark-haired boy, pulling a frog from the pocket of his dress robes. He slipped it into one of the chocolate puddings and walked back into the dining room. He circled the table and passed out the choclate pudding making sure to give Bella the pudding with the frog.
A few moments later Bellatrix scremed "Get it away! get it away!" and flailed the chocolate pudding with the slimy little red eyed frog still in it.
While snickering Sirius blurted out "Hey Bella look. it's almost as slimy as you." Saying that to Bella made Regulus laugh so hard that he fell out of his chair and onto the floor. When Kreacher saw this he raced over to Regulus stuck out one of his shrivily, wrinkly, hands and said with his crackly voice "May I aid You in getting back on your feet Master Regulus?" "If you would be so kind" said regulus.
After dinner the Blacks all paced into another room where the family photo would be taken. In the photo Sirius was making faces at Bellatrix.
As the family gazed at the photo Bella notice what Sirius had done. She then screeched "you little wretch!!" at Sirius and punched him with full force right between his two, small, grey eyes and knocked him to the floor.
Sirius' upper nose started spewing out blood like there was a dark red waterfall on his face.