A:N/ Ok I got this idea from watching a King Of The Hill episode, I think it was called Bobby Goes Nuts.

Disclaimer- Do not own Yami No Matsuei Nor Do I own King Of The Hill. Some lines will be from King of The Hill ^^

That's My Purse!

It had been a month after the incident in Kyoto. Hioska and Tsuzuki had been given time off, to recover. That recuperation period was now over. Konoe had quickly explained to them that he would have given them more time, as much as they needed until they felt comfortable. Enma had not been so forgiving. Hisoka and Tsuzuki were both valuable workers, and had been given enough time to sort things out. That's what was assumed. Of course, no one would know of Tsuzuki's almost nightly visits to Hisoka's house, face wet with tears and body shaking with fear. They were nightmares, and they were nightly occurrences for both Shinigami. Both knew Muraki was alive out there somewhere, for he was not one to die so easily. The curse marks had also remained imprinted on Hisoka's body, another sign that he was still out there. While the nightly visits helped Tsuzuki, Hisoka always remained awake and shaking for the remainder of the night. Tsuzuki began to notice his partners drop in energy and the dark circles under his eyes. He had even lost the energy to make witty comebacks! His vocabulary as of recently had been limited to grunts of annoyance and slight shaking of the head for answers. It was after a meeting that Tsuzuki took it upon himself to help his partner out. Hisoka had already made his way back to his desk and he flopped into his chair ungracefully and collapsed onto his desk.

"Hisoka?" He tensed in annoyance, he was trying to sleep dammit! The persistent poking in his side made him drearily lift his head up and glare at Tsuzuki. Tsuzuki paled and stepped back and held up his hands while smiling nervously. Hisoka put his head back on his arms and closed his eyes. Tsuzuki stepped as bit closer to his partner and prayed to every god imaginable that Hisoka would not kill him as he softly put his hand on Hisoka's shoulder. Hisoka tensed and sighed.

"What." His voice was slightly muffled by his arms but Tsuzuki had heard.

"Maybe you should go home 'Soka." He said hesitantly.

"I'm fine." Tsuzuki sighed. When would he stop being so stubborn?

"Hisoka you're not going to get any work done if-"

"I said I'm fine dammit! Stop treating me like a kid I can take care of myself!" He got up from his chair but a wave of dizziness hit him and his knees buckled, he braced himself as he fell to the ground but he never hit it. Hesitantly opening his eyes he shot an angry scowl at Tsuzuki as said man held him by his waist. The older man was smiling in a kind of 'I told you so' look. Hisoka sighed. He didn't want to go home, he needed to keep his mind off of his dreams and work kept him busy. He pushed against Tsuzuki's chest but Tsuzuki just held on tighter. He turned his head to give his partner the Glare of instant death (1) but Tsuzuki just smiled and waved a finger.

"Glare all you want I'm taking you home." He was about to come back with a witty comeback but before he could even open his mouth Tsuzuki gently pressed his lips against Hisokas. When Tsuzuki pulled away Hisoka sputtered as his face turned red.

"Baka! Don't try to distract me!" Tsuzuki grinned as he helped steady Hisoka and the younger kept his hands on both of Tsuzuki's arms so he wouldn't fall again.

"Come on, let's go tell tatsumi. Hey! Maybe he'll even let me go home too!" Hisoka snorted.

"Doubt it, you're so behind on paperwork. If you keep that up you're going to be working here for eternity you know that right?" Tsuzuki smiled.

"Well I've already been here for….a long time. Besides, it won't be so bad as long as you stay with me 'Soka. He turned and winked at Hisoka. Causing the boy to blush yet again. His face softened and Tsuzuki almost missed the slight smile to grace Hisoka's lips before they entered the office.

Tatsumi looked up and frowned.

"I see knocking is a thing of the past for you Tsuzuki."

"Hisoka needs to go home Tatsumi, he's too tired to stay here today." Hisoka frowned.

"I can talk for myself baka."

"But Hisoka you won't tell him everything! Without me you'd be staying here all the time!" Hisoka crossed his arms.

"Well then maybe I should just live at the office if you're so worried." Not sensing the humor in his voice Tsuzuki's eyes got watery and he clinged to Hisoka's leg, causing the boy to twitch in annoyance.

"Get off of me!"

"Come home Hisoka Waaaahh!"

"Tsuzuki let go!"

"No!"

SMACK *

"What'd I do?!"

"Baka!" Tatsumi raised his eyebrows and cleared his throat. Hisoka and Tsuzuki looked up and both took a seat, Hisoka with a blush on his face and Tsuzuki still looking sad. Tatsumi opened his mouth to speak but before he could Watari poked his head in and smiled as he saw Hisoka and Tsuzuki.

"I was wondering what all the fuss was, you two fight like a married couple you know that?" Tsuzuki grinned and Hisoka muttered something about dying from blushing too much.

"Sorry for the noise Watari, but Hisoka wants to live in the office! " His eyes once again moistened and Hisoka slammed his head onto Tatsumi's desk.

"I was kidding Tsuzuki!"

"Really?"

"Yes! I'm not going to live in the damn office!"

" Yay! Hisoka's coming home tonight!" Tsuzuki proceeded to jump up and down as he cheered as Hisoka scowled as his partner's childish behavior. He yelped as Tsuzuki glomped him and tried to pry him off.

"Yamete!" *smack! *

"Owww! Hidoi!" Watari was grinning and Tatsumi let the slightest bit of a smile appear before he once again cleared his throat.

"Kurosaki you have permission to go home and get some rest, since you're so concerned Tsuzuki you might as well go too, we have no current cases but I expect you to work twice as hard on paperwork when you both get back." Tsuzuki nodded eagerly and got up and began tugging on Hisoka's sleeve. Hisoka's house wasn't far from work so they walked down the path. Tsuzuki raised his mental shields as his hand found Hisoka's, he gently brushed against it silently asking if it was ok, and was rewarded by Hisoka lacing their fingers together in a silent answer. Affection was something new to Hisoka before he had met Tsuzuki, physical affection even more so. As they had gotten to know each other and had slowly gotten closer it was an everyday thing. At first Hisoka was very hesitant, almost always pulling away. He had gotten used to the small things like a hand on the shoulder or holding hands, but doing so in public made Hisoka shy. Pretty soon kisses on the forehead, then cheek, then finally lips became common. Sometimes they even cuddled on the couch with some tea, just enjoying each other's company. Tsuzuki was a patient lover and very understanding, for that Hisoka was eternally grateful. The deserted path was covered with Sakura petals and it was so quiet. Not the kind of creepy quiet, there were the sounds of birds and the wind. It was pleasantly relaxing.

He slightly leaned into Tsuzuki's side and Tsuzuki gave Hisoka's hand a small squeeze. As the house came into view they both smiled. Tsuzuki had come over for comfort so many times, that they were talking about moving in together. Almost every night Hisoka found himself in the company of his partner. Hisoka actually had a good-sized house compared to Tsuzuki's smaller one. He even had a guest room that had just been a small study, but he was willing to sacrifice the office if it meant Tsuzuki would stay. Hisoka had filled out the forms needed to request some time off for their move, they'd only need three days as Hisoka had helped Tsuzuki pack.

In the meantime Tsuzuki had just made himself comfortable on Hisoka's couch, bringing a change of clothes with him every time. Only a couple times had he been allowed by Hisoka to be in the same bed as him. Those were after particularly bad nightmares that had made the man cling to Hisoka and not let go, not even in his sleep. Hisoka had stayed up all night to make sure he wouldn't have a nightmare again, and also because the closeness had been a little unnerving especially when Tsuzuki couldn't control his fear and panic. Hisoka unlocked the door and both walked in. Tsuzuki walked into the kitchen and hallway and turned on the lights, knowing Hisoka was uncomfortable in the dark. Once the house was properly illuminated Hisoka stepped in and sighed. He slowly walked to the couch and collapsed on it in an undignified pile. Not even bothering to change he closed his eyes and began to drift off. Tsuzuki smiled and carefully picked him up and took him to the bedroom. He brushed some of Hisoka's hair out of his eyes and smiled as the boys face scrunched up and he murmured something before settling back down again. Tsuzuki gently pulled off Hisoka's shoes and put him under the covers. He gazed lovingly at the boy sleeping before him, and he gave him a light kiss on his lips.

"Oyasumi Hisoka." He turned the bedroom light off but dimmed the hallway light, keeping it on. Knowing full well that Hisoka would freak out if he woke up to complete darkness after a nightmare. He took out today's newspaper from Chijou and looked at the community Ed ads. He circled one with a red sharpie and grinned, remembering the conversation he had with Watari this afternoon.

* Flashback *

" I don't know Watari, He's so upset. He feels like he's useless and gets angry whenever I have to help or save him." Watari coughed and fanned away the small cloud of smoke that had erupted from the glass cylinder before him.

"Well it's understandable Tsuzuki. He's stuck in a sixteen year old body he'll never be able to grow up. He thinks everyone looks at him as a kid and I hate to say it, but a lot of people do." Tsuzuki sighed.

"Yea I know, if only he had been able to get a Shiki that would've boosted his confidence a lot."

"Yes but remember he concentrated on getting one for power and almost got himself killed in the process."

"Yeah I remember." Watari then rubbed his glasses lenses with his coat and poured the contents of the cylinder into another one that already had a green substance in it. It bubbled for a second and Tsuzuki thought it would overflow until it settled and turned into an orange color. He almost asked what it was but decided against it.

"You know, in the mortal world they have things called Self Defense classes. Maybe Bon should check something like that out."

"You know he would never do that Watari. He would never admit he needed help with anything." Watari smirked and waved his finger in front of Tsuzuki's face.

"Who ever said anything about asking him Tsuzuki." Tsuzuki's eyes widened.

"Ohhhh, but Hisoka would kill me." He winced as his imagination cooked up a scenario.

"Wouldn't it be worth it though Tsuzuki?"

*End Flashback *

Morning came and Tsuzuki took special care to wake up before Hisoka. Miraculously he had gotten permission from Tatsumi to take one more day off, and while he didn't tell the shadow master what he was up to, Watari's grin had given him the hint that he probably didn't want to know. He quickly shut off his alarm and quickly got dressed. He prepared some coffee and tea, Tsuzuki never did get into coffee. Hisoka, on the other hand, gulped it down in the mornings like his life depended on it. Twenty minutes later he quietly walked into Hisoka's room and smiled. The scene before him was quite out of character for his serious young partner.

At some point during the night Hisoka had completely turned around and his feet were now against the headboard, and the top of his head was slightly peaking out from under the sheets. The sheets were wrapped around him like a cocoon, a small smile was on the boys face. Tsuzuki had almost wanted to take a picture but knew he would pay for it dearly later. He gently ruffled the boy's head and chuckled when Hisoka swatted at his arm as best as he could.

"Hisoka, it's time to get up. I have a surprise for you." Hisoka's Green eyes opened half way and when they met with the morning light he groaned and buried himself under the covers.

"If you're waking me up this early it had better be a damned good present."

"It is, get dressed though we have to be there in half an hour." Hisoka's head came out from the bed.

"Jeeze Tsuzuki wake me up at the last second why don't you." He hopped out of bed and sluggishly made his way to the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Tsuzuki winced and shook his head.

'I hope he doesn't kill me.' He smiled nervously and sweat dropped. When both of them were ready Tsuzuki opened the door for Hisoka and shut it behind him. The green eyed boy frowned and looked at his partner in annoyance.

"So where are we going then?" Tsuzuki grinned and took the boys hand.

"Just close your eyes, it's a surprise". Hisoka gave him a strange look.

"What? You don't trust me?"

"Not at all."

"That's not nice 'Soka."

"Baka."

"C'mon please?" Hisoka sighed.

"Fine."

"Yay! Ok so close your eyes." Hisoka shook his head and reluctantly closed his eyes. Tsuzuki squealed in delight and transported them to Chijou.

"Can I open my eyes now?"

"Nope." Tsuzuki scanned the area, spotting the building he smiled and they descended down to an alley right next to it. Tsuzuki guided Hisoka into the building and up the stairs.

"Tsuzuki where are we?"

"Almost there don't worry."

"I worry."

"Hidoi!" He then pushed him through a windy hallway and stopped in front of a door. He brought out a paper and scanned it over checking the room number, he nodded and opened the door and pushed Hisoka inside.

"Ok open your eyes." Oh how he regretted doing so. He was in a room….with strangers. All of them girls, looking at the pair oddly. Stunned with silence he just stood there frozen, before turning his death glare onto his partner causing him to laugh nervously.

"Let's just…take a seat."

"Tsuzuki….what the hell is this?" When Tsuzuki didn't answer Hisoka looked around, and his eyes fell on a banner. It was a motivational banner with some woman with a jeans jacket and a red and white spotted handkerchief on her head flexing an arm muscle, the words "We can do it!" accompanying the picture. (2) He paled a little bit, putting the pieces together.

"Tsuzuki…" Tsuzuki just sat there, hands in his lap looking almost afraid for his well being. He had every right to be! Hisoka tensed and was about to stand up and walk out when an older woman with glasses walked into the room.

"Alright everyone, welcome to the Women's Self Defense Class! Here, you will learn, well, self-defense. Everything you carry on yourself is a weapon!" She started walking around the room and looking at everyone's possessions.

"You're keychain, your fists, your purse." She paused and took a closer look at a lady's hand.

"That HUGE engagement ring, all of these can be used to defend yourself." She stopped as she got to Tsuzuki and Hisoka. Tsuzuki just smiled and waved and Hisoka scowled and looked away.

"Are you two sure you're in the right place?" Tsuzuki nodded.

"All the other classes were full." He scratched his head and frowned. The lady frowned.

"I'm sorry but were trying to maintain a certain comfort level here." Tsuzuki seemed to be thinking for a second, an invisible light bulb must've gone off above his head as he smiled widely.

"Well, you kind of have to admit…he does look like a girl." Tsuzuki cowered and prepared for the pain.

"What!?" Hisoka's face turned pink and he glared viciously at his partner. Tsuzuki scooted over two seats and nodded to the course teacher.

"Yea see that's been the problem. He's been mistaken for a girl before and he's so pretty. As his older brother I worry about him! He's been groped many times ya know!" Hisoka slumped down in his chair and put his face in his hands to hide his shame. He felt a hand on his shoulder and prepared to smack Tsuzuki upside the head. But when he opened his eyes, it was not Tsuzuki comforting him, but the course teacher. She had a sad look on her face and the other women seemed to sympathize with him. His left eye twitched, the women's face was so close to his. He tried to move his head back but the lady moved hers closer.

"You poor, poor kid. Alright you can stay, we even have a hugging exercise at the end I know you'll enjoy!" Hisoka paled and shook his head.

"Ok now let's get started! Prepare to be empowered!" A man with protective head and body gear came to the center of the room and the teacher stood before him.

"Most women who are attacked are subdued by verbal threats. Today were going to get used to hearing these words and keeping our cool and practicing some responses of our own." Hisoka shook his head and sighed and Tsuzuki looked attentive and nodded at the teacher.

"To the most vulnerable area of a man's anatomy!" Both men paled and looked at each other. Tsuzuki sweat dropped and scratched his head nervously, pitying the man in the suit. The man pretended to aggressively approach the teacher and yelled-

"Shut up and give me your purse!" The teacher raised her fists defensively.

"I don't know you, that's my purse!" and BAM! She kicked the guy in the balls, he crouched over and fell to the floor.

"Alright I want EVERYONE to try it!" She looked over at Tsuzuki.

"You first." Tsuzuki hesitated and got up, standing before the man. The man approached him.

"Give me your purse now!" Hisoka had to put his hand over his mouth to keep him from chuckling, he was…dare he say kind of enjoying watching it. Tsuzuki hesitated and sweat dropped.

'I feel like I'm betraying my manliness or something…" The teacher stepped up.

"Don't be afraid to free the beast inside you! Imagine this man hurt you're little brother! Maybe he groped him! Now what are you going to do?" Tsuzuki gave the man an apologetic look before he kicked him, he winced as the man fell to the floor.

'Very good hun but next time don't be afraid to yell." Tsuzuki just walked back to his seat wincing, just thinking about it made him sore. The teacher turned to Hisoka.

"Ok you're next." Hisoka just shook his head.

"No thanks I'm fine right here."

"Oh you poor thing! You must be intimidated. He needs hugs!" Hisoka paled and shook his head and held up both his hands in a defensive manner. His empathy had been giving him a headache since he had arrived, if all of these people touched him….he was afraid he'd spontaneously combust! Luckily Tsuzuki had intervened just as the group of women had surrounded him.

"Now now ladies, Hisoka is very claustrophobic and he doesn't like to be touched. I could always use a hug though." Tsuzuki grinned as the group of girls hugged him and all awwwwe'd at him. Hisoka sighed in relief and silently thanked him.

"You still have to get up and try though young man." He stilled and sighed.

'Dammit.'

Ok so this is going to be two chapters, It's actually taking longer to write than I thought it would. I have everything envisioned but writing it out is….a little difficult. In the next chapter Hisoka completes the class and has a little run in with Muraki, I wonder when shall happen :3 please review it satisfies my ego and it satisfies the characters of Descendants of Darkness. No Flames!

Hisoka's glare of instant death is of my own creation

That's Rosy the Riveter, she represented the American women who worked in war factories during WW2