Bubbles Rosechu started out as a white egg with blue speckles that fell into the ocean. The egg was humbly raised by a family of two azumarills and one male marill. They kept it in their nest for a while and protected it from predatory pokemon.
This went on for about 8 months, until the egg hatched into a Azurill-like sonee. She sat shyly on her round tail as her parents and big brother welcomed her into the world. All she could hear was "Marill! Marill! Azu! Azu! Marill! Marill!" She had no clue what they were saying! The Azumarills taught her their language and taught her how to swim. They also taught her how to live on the beach and hunt for magnicarp. She liked to blow bubbles, her parents and brother decided to call her "Bubbles".
Everything was going fine and dandy, until two years later... A sharpedo killed her entire family right in front of her eyes! The Sonee Azurill cried. Bubbles was the only one left, and at that moment she felt a sudden burst of anger in her...And power... She had high friendship from her family, and the death made her realize how important they were.
This caused her to evolve into the Bubbles Rosechu we know today! "Huh? What... I can...Speak...English? What kind of bullcrap is this?! Oh whatever, time to fight this sharkpedo! Bubble beam!" She said and fought the pokemon off!
She threw him out of the water and blasted water gun at him. She then used Play Rough and scratched at his fins roughly, causing the sharpedo to howl out in pain. Bubbles then paused for a brief moment and looked at her arms. lt felt so wrong. so inhumane... her family always hunted for magikarp but not like this. And her mother always said:
"Azu azu marill marill marill azu azu marill." Or..."Revenge is a dish best served cold." She tossed the sharpedo back into the ocean and sighed. She couldn't believe it. Her only family, the one she loved and trusted was gone. She cried and sat on the beach as the sharkpedo swam away. Her tears stained the sand. "I need to find someone to love... I need some friends or at least a boyfriend. Time to go on a Love Quest!" Bubbles' frown turned into a smile.
She then got up and saw other anthropomorphic animals wearing beach clothes. It felt pretty off to be naked compared to all these people, so she stole a pink tank top and pink trunks from a nearby store. The shopkeeper, Mary Lee Walsh, told her not to steal it. "What are you talking about?! These were on display not owned by anyone!" Bubbles said, not knowing anything about how the government works. She ran fast.
"I own them! And I'm selling them! This is MY beach wear store! Now come back here and put those clothes back on the mannequin! Or else I'm calling my Jerkcop squad on you!" Mary yelled in a high pitched voice.
"What's a store? What's selling? So much I need to learn." Bubbles said as she put on the outfit. It felt off since she was running. She quickly grabbed a pair of lost mismatch sandals. She then put them on.
"That's it! You leave me no choice! Jerk cops! Come to the beach! I've got a blue thief lady here!" She said to a walkie talky. She then got out a pitchfork and tried to zap her with her magic.
Bubbles got zapped! She fell and got her leg burnt. She was weak against her electric type attack. Mary then ran after the fallen pokemon hybrid. "Great Azumarills in the sky... Give me strength." Bubbles whispered. Suddenly, a Black Sonichu teleported in front of her and used Flame thrower on Mary Lee. "CRAP! What do you think you're doing! That's a thief you're defending!" The saleswoman cried.
"Any sexy thief is a friend to me." The black/red Sonichu said without an expression on his face. Bubbles blushed and ran away. She was too shy to thank him.
Bubbles then ran deep into the forest.
"The beach is a terrible place to continue my Love Quest. I need to live somewhere safe. Maybe I could build a grass hut..." Bubbles said to herself like a super duper shy girl. Suddenly, there was a small earthquake and an orange Beedrill-like Rosechu rose from the ground. She smiled and said:
"Ah can help with that!"
Bubbles jumped away from her feeling rather surprised.
"Sorry bout that, sugah. Ah get mighty excited when I sees new hybrids. Ah'm Simona Rosechu. And Ah love buildin' stuff." The orange Rosechu smiled warmly.
Bubbles nodded without saying a word.
"Um... What's your name?" Simona said as she got up from the hole.
"B-Bubbles." Bubbles whispered.
"Nice to meet ya! Can Ah helps ya build a grass hutt to sleep in?" Simona asked politely.
"Yes... Please." Bubbles said coyly.
"YEE HA! OK, this'll take a few months but let's get started." Simona said.
15 years later... Bubbles lived in the finished grass hut with her neighbor Simona. The often built stuff together and had sleepovers inside Simona's subburban house. Even when the hut was finished, they figured out ways to make it stronger. Simona also took Bubbles to town over those years and taught her that stealing from places was wrong and how money and society worked.
Most importantly, Bubbles and Simona met 4 other hedgehog Pokemon hybrids: Magi-Chan, Wild, Asian Knuck– I mean Punchy, and Angelica. Each one either being an embarrassing stereotype or a fantasized look on society, and only one being the actual original character.
Bubbles was shy with them at first, but Simona helped the Marill girl talk to them about being friends. After being alone for years, being scared of so many people, she just had to break the silence. Luckily, everyone got along even though the meeting felt pretty awkward.
"Well... My Love Quest feels pretty complete so far... But I'm kind of missing something." Bubbles thought.
Suddenly, the same black Sonichu from her past rode by the gang on his hoverboard. He was carrying a giant hoverboard. A small phenox chaised after him shouting "GIVE THAT BACK IMMEDIATELY! THE WORLD DEPENDS ON IT!"
Bubbles' eyes sparkled. "It's that guy that called me sexy. The only guy who called me that, in fact... I have to meet hi-"
"Hey guys! If world depends on stone, we gotta help bird!" Punchy said in a stereotypical Chinese accent. He interrupted Bubbles' thoughts.
"Yeah! Come on, Bubbles! Let's go stop that theif!" Simona took Bubbles' hand. The group ran after him and fought him, but the Black Sonichu had Mary-Su and plot device powers by his side, easily beating them all.
From a distance, Sonichu observes this and realizes the others are in trouble. His slow brain took too long to process it. He sneak attacked the black hedgehog with the move Thunder Bolt. "Ack! What the hell?! Who did that?!" The black Sonichu growled.
Sonichu did Double Team and surrounded him.
"You guys?! Well you're not taking this damn treasure from me!" The Black Sonichu shot flames at the clones using Fire spin. The clones poofed away causing him to get even more furious.
"Huh?! You dare try to fool Blake?!" He grunted.
"Blake... So that's his name... What a bad boy..." Bubbles whispered. She slowly got up, still injured from Blake's beating.
"Let me help you, yellow friend! Ice beam!" She blasted Ice beams at Blake's feet, freezing him in place.
"Hey! I can't move!" Blake shouted. His eyes cartoonishly large.
"And I'll have this! Thanks, girl!" Sonichu smiled as he took the sunstone from him.
"Call me Bubbles." Bubbles posed like Sailor Mercury.
To be continued... 🙏
