it was may 20,1997 at Hagwwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.in a little over 2 weeks this school will be having there annual talent show. the school was a blaze with constant chatting and and excitmentover what they would do come june 2. teachers everywhere were on edge.they couldn't control a class these days.there were some people who were absolutely estatic about it,some people who were ok with it,and others who were completely disgusted by it.one of these people who were disgusted by it were none other then...the bad boy slytherin...you know who i'm talking about right?
gregory goyle!
ok so it's not goyle.it draco malfoy,ok?dont have a fit!anyway...draco did not like the idea of another talent show when no one in the school had the least bit of non magical talent in them! every year he had to watch,mostly first and second years,do the stupidest thing!in the 7 years he has been in school,he has never entered one of these...things.so he called them.
it wasn't untl 3 days later that he got a letter.from his father.he opened his dorm room window and gave a knut to the owl.it hooted happily and flew away.he untied the string around it and read the letter.
dear,draco
as
you well know,your birthday is coming.june 5.(a/n-that really is
draco's b-day.look it up!)
that is the day you join the dark
lord.i expect you to be there
9pm.
p.s.i
am coming to your talent thing.i hope
this being your last year
that you will participate.
i will see you june2.good
luck!
love,your father
draco set the letter down.for once he took his father's request into consideration.this year he will do something for the talent thing.
DRACOHOTTIE!
the gryffindor common room was loud and annoying.especially to one bushy haired book worm.Hermione set her book down on the table and sighed angrily.was there ever any peace? everyone was talking about the talnet show.hermione hated these things.she has not once been in a talent show.every year she watched idiots make even more idiots out of themsleves doing the most stupidest thing on stage.she couldn't handle it!
Harry and Ron walked over to hermione.
"whats
wrong?"ron asked her.she looked at him."oh nothing."she
said.harry gave her an odd look but then smiled.
"you
know,hermione,me and ron-"
"it's ron and I.not
me and ron"she corrected."sorry. ron and i
are entering this talent show.you should too.get a few thing of your
mind.you can express it in song.i heard you sing before"harry
gave mischievious smile.hermione face turned red as she tried to hide
her smile.
"oh i dont know.what would i sing?"neither oe knew the answer."well...i guess since it's my last year i should do this talent thing for once"hermione smiled wide and bid the other 2 goodnight.she was going to spend the night thinking of songs for june2.
DRACOSEXY!
it was the night of the talent show.everyone was either seated on the chairs or running wild trying to prepare for the show. draco stood backstage with the rest of the students.it was a lot of people. draoc wringed his hands together in with nerves.could he really do this? he pulled back the curtain and looke out in the crowd.he saw his father and mother in the 5th row.great.just great. he turned around and bumped into someone
"sorry i-"
"oh i'm-"they stopped their apologies once they saw eachother.
"granger?"
"malfoy?they said in unision."what are you doing here?i thought you hated talent shows"hermione asked.draco just looked annoyed.
"well what are you doing here?i thought you hated talent show?"he said,smirking.hermione told him about it being her last chance at hogwarts for fun.draco told her about his father problems.but not about the deatheater part.neither one knew why they had been so open to eachother.i guess it was a silent agreement to be civil.they were not children any more.
DRACO HOTTIE MALFOY
"Welcome to the annual hogwarts talent show!"dumbledore said.the room cheered."now with out further ado here is your first contestant mr.Harry potter!" dumbledore stepped off stage as harry walked on.the room clapped and laughed at him.he wore baggy jeans that showed red boxers that had the word"scarehead"on it in gold letter,a black hoodie that had a skeloton on the front,about 5 chains hanging from his neck and a had that was turned backwords.music started playing out of nowhere.harry pointed his wand at his throat ans said sonorus to make his voice louder.
"yo,yo,yo what up hogawarts!! my name is harry but y'all can call me harry P!this is a little song i wrote and this is how it goes..."harry began to sing the most...most...oddest song ever
"I'm
a boy named Harry both my parents are dead
Now I'm hangin in the
ghetto earnin wizard street cred
In the common room crib I be
chillin with the Shorties,
My homies and me be drinkin Butter Beer
forties
Malfoy is the boy i'd like to kick in the rump-"malfoy
made a vow to hex him after the show
-We're at each others throats
just like Rosie & Trump
I fight the 3 headed dog and I ride
the big birdy
Buckbeak is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty
I
pimped out my broomstick with 28 speakers
I once cut a house elf
just to take his sneakers(a/n-dobby suddenly disappeared.i wonder
why?)
Voldemort is my bitch fool, he ain't no man
I can't
wait to bust a cap up in his Azkaban!
MY NAME IS HARRY P
TO
THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO THE "T",
TO
THE "E"
TO THE "R" , You see
When
Dementors are near it's like the arctic zone
So I Hufflepuff the
chronic till I'm Sorcerer's Stoned
At the drive thru in my
Invisibility cloak
For the Order of the Phoenix I'll take fries
and a coke
I eat Chocolate Frogs and booger flavor beans
I
be grubbin on Hedwig's hot and spicy wings
The Muggles all see me
as a nifty gent
But I can take more bullets than 50 Cent...
A
evil spell can cause a bad reaction
Like a day care center run by
Michael Jackson
I drink pollyjuice potion when I'm in the hood
carousin,
Doin' drive by magic on my Nimbus 2000
Chorus
MY
NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO
THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R",
You see
He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't
call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
Water
skiin' with Hagrid in the castle trough
On the carpet eatin'
burgers like Hasslehoff
I'm a bad boy wizard, I don't tolerate
phonies
I showed the world my privates in that show about
ponies
I be ditchin my scarf, with the robe and the tie
Got
this bitchin' gear from Fubu and it's super-fly
A wizard is
judged by his ice and his threads,
Galleon gold in my grills,
extensions in my dreads
The ladies all love me cause I look so
fine
I'm poppin out more babies than Federline
2 parts pumpkin
juice one part Mr. Pibb
A dime bag of floo-powder to get back to
the crib
A pinch of dragons eye and a smidge of toadstool
One
sip you're flying high, just like Paula Abdul
Chorus
MY
NAME IS HARRY P
TO THE "O",
TO THE" T"
TO
THE "T",
TO THE "E"
TO THE "R",
You see
He's a magic man
He puts the hex in the city
Don't
call him Harry Potter
'Cause my name is H Piddy
In the
hood, in the hood, he's the wizard in the hood
He uses magic
powers for the forces of good
He eradicates evil, he protects the
poor
I get a little, on my Dumbledore."
the room was standing up and cheering like crazy. harry through up a peace sighn and left backstage.dumby went back on stage and introduced the next act.
"and now here is mr ron weasley!"ron stepped on stage carrying a stool. the room was silent.they had all been looking at his outfit.he had tight,skinny black jeans on,dark black eyeliner,converse shoes,a spiky choker,black and purple nail pollish and multiple earring along both his ears.
"this is a song that i wrote from what should have been my heart...but that it currently black...like my soul"it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. he opened his mouth and began to sing.
"Dear Diary
Mood: Apathetic
My life is spiraling downward
I
couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and
Suffocate Me Dry concert
It sucks cause they play some of my
favorite songs like "Stab my heart because I love you" and
"Rip apart my soul" and of course "Stabby rip stab
stab" And It doesn't help that I couldn't get my hair to do
that flippy thing either… like that guy from that band can do…
some days...
I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd
be non-conforming too if you look just like me
I have paint on my
nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start
shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I
call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag
'Cause our
dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one
step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I
must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must
be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The
way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real
problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara
now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my
hobbies
I can't get through a hawthorne heights album without
sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They
say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one
Stop
my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't
jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair
and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write
suicide notes
I must be emo
my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it's so dark. And it's suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way.
When
I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs
about getting dumped gives me an erection
I write in a live
journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I tell my friends I bleed
black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of
goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye" and watch me jack
off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said
that I like girls I'd only be half right
I look like I'm
dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw xbox I play
old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate
my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like
clones
I must be emo
My parents don't get me ya know
They
think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy… well, a couple
guys …but still, I mean it's the 2000's, can't two…or 4
dudes make out with each other without being gay
I mean, chicks
dig that kinda thing anyways
I don't know diary, sometimes I
think you are the only one that gets me…you're my best friend
I
feel like tacos"
ron
said thank you and walked off stage.the room was still silent when
dumby walked on stage.
"well,mr.weasley that
was,um,interresting...well now here is your next contestant..."the
list went on until,around 9pm the final 2 contestants.draco and
hermione.
"and now may i introduce miss hermione granger!"the crowned cheered and whistled.hermione stepped on stage as the music began to play.
"You
took my hand
You showed me how
You promised me you'd be
around
Uh huh
That's right
I took your words
And I
believed
In everything
You said to me
Yeah huh
That's
right
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long
gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
I
know better
Cause you said forever
And ever
Who
knew
Remember when we were such fools
And so convinced and
just too cool
Oh no
No no
I wish I could touch you again
I
wish I could still call you friend
I'd give anything
When
someone said count your blessings now
'fore they're long gone
I
guess I just didn't know how
I was all wrong
They knew
better
Still you said forever
And ever
Who knew
Yeah
yeah
I'll keep you locked in my head
Until we meet again
Until
we
Until we meet again
And I won't forget you my friend
What
happened
If someone said three years from now
You'd be long
gone
I'd stand up and punch them out
Cause they're all wrong
and
That last kiss
I'll cherish
Until we meet again
And
time makes
It harder
I wish I could remember
But I keep
Your
memory
You visit me in my sleep
My darling
Who knew
My
darling
My darling
Who knew
My darling
I miss you
My
darling
Who knew
Who knew"
the room was cheering louder then they ad for any other contestant.draco stood there on the side behind the curtain inaww."who knew she could sing like that?"he whispered to himself.hermione walked ackstage and said a good luck to draco and smiled.he smiled back and watched her walk away.suddenly he felt very confident.
he heard dumby introduce him. the crowed clapped. he walked on stage but his eyes were on his father. it was now or never.
"this is a song i found and thought it would go great with how i feel.this song i dedicated to lucius malfoy"lucius was shocked but then smiled approvingly. a beat began to play.
"It
starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter
how hard you try keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To
explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to
the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Wasted it all just to
watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it
all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of
a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the
end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I
don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep
that in mind
I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time
I
tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting
like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you
fought with me
I'm surprised it got so (far)
Things aren't
the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
(in the end)
You kept everything inside and even though I tried,
it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
of a time when I
Chorus
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only
one thing you should know (2x) Chorus
the crowed cheered just as loud as they did for hermione.except lucius and narcissa.
"well that was a splendid evening. the winner will be chosen within a few moments so feel free to let your minds wander"dumby went backstage to discuss the winner with snape and flitwick. draco gulped and walked backstage.
"are you alright?"draco turned around to see hermione witha worried look on her face."no.not really.i'm scared now.im in for the lecture of my life."hermione went over to him and put a hand on his shouldr.she didnt know why but it felt right.draco didnt know why but he didnt shrug it off.her hand felt warm.
"it aliright.it'll be ok"smehow he trusted herwith those simple words.dumby walked back onstage and told all the contestants to meet onstage. they all went out there and lined up."well this has been a fun night but in the end we must have one winner.there are four places.
"in fourth place the winner is...RON WEASLEY!"ron walked up and grabbed the tiny trophy.it was gold with a wand pointed at an angle. ron turned to the audience and shouted,"I HATE YOU ALL!!"e jumped off the stage and ran towards the doors with arms and legs flailing evrywhere.as he ran you can hear the echo fo his sobs.
"well,getting past that"dumby said"3rd place goes to...HARRY POTTER!!"harry wlaked up to dumby and took the slightly larger trophy.
"yeeeeeaaaahhhhh booooooyyyyyy!!"he said to the crowd that cheered him on.
"and now 2nd place goes to...the 2nd place goes to...DRACO MALFOY!"draco sighed and grabbed the big trophy.as he walked by he got a very unexpected hug from hermione.he smiled her and walked off stage.
"and now for the winner of 50 galleons and a shiny trophy..."all the contstants were holding hands"HERMIONE-what?oh sorry.the winner is...ASTORIA GREENGRASS for her plate spinning on broom sticks!"astoria went up to dumby and grabbed,yanked,pulled,you choose,the trophy from him. the room cheered.she thanked everyone,mainly herself,and left.
hermione and draco were walking off the stage deep in convo when someone near them cleared their throat very loudly.
"draco.we must talk.now!"without waiting for him to reply he grabbed draco by the arm and dragged him to an empty corridor. hermione looked on in fright for might happen to draco.
DRACO?
"tell me,Draco,since when did you become such good friends with that Granger girl?and...what was that song suppose to mean?"lucius paced back and forth.draco leaned against the wall and crossed his arms.was this really happening?
"answer,me draco"lucius turned to look at draco.draco took a deep sigh and began to explain.
"for your first question:i dont know why.we just started talking.and...for your second question...father,i don't want to be what you and mother want me to be.i don't want to be a deatheater and you're always talking about how i should live up to the malfoy name and i dont want to do it! and even if i try to please you people you never think its good enough so why bother?! all my life,all this time has just been wasted trying to please you and mother and the dark lord it's...it's not what i want!" draco finished his delcaration of independance from voldemort speech. lucius stared at his son. was this how he really felt?
"draco..."lucius rubbed his fingers over his forhead."draco,why didn't you say something before?you could've just told me.i am angry as ever and this might get me killed but...it's your decision."Draco was shocked.who knew it would go thsi easy?
Draco and his father re-entered the Great Hall and joined the other groups of people talking.Draco walked over to Hermione and tapped her on the shoulder.
"so how did it go with your father?"she asked."it went surprisingly well.he said it was my choice and he would probably get killed by voldemort but he said its my choice and can't change that...unless he imperius'd me."Draco laughed and put an arm around hermione's shoulder unconsciencely.together they joined harry,ron and others in the slytherin common room for a party to congragulate astoria.
who knew this was the biginning of a relationship between draco and hermione...who knew?
THE END
A/N-yeah its long.yeah it kinda sucks.yeah i did this in an hour.and,yeah,the ending was abrupt and there is a big lack of captilization.yes i know all of this.
i decided to do this one day when i heard "in the end"by linkin park.i thought this song would fit perfect for draco with what he was doing in the 6th book.i was gonna go for a more serious story but this came out instead.anyway here are the songs i used in order:
1:harry potter in the hood by ?
2: the emo song by ?
3:in the end by linkin park
4:who knew by Pink.
if you haven't heard Harry Potter in the Hood or The Emo Song i suggest you do.it's really funny!
