Everything was perfectly normal. The two cloaked figures walked in silence until the younger one couldn't take it anymore.

"Who the hell are you and why do you keep following me?!" The Sharingan holder yelled to the thing clinging to his leg.

"I love you Itachi ♥!" Was all it said.

"You've told me that for the past 3 days! Now get off me!" The boy screamed trying to yank the thing off his leg. The other cloaked figure began to chuckle. "Stop laughing you impudent little fish man!" This made the man cackle louder. "SHUT UP!" The boy yelled as he continued to shake the freak off. The man fell over clutching his stomach.

"Itachi," The man stated in between a laugh, "I, I never knew a little girl, a little girl," The man began to burst out in laughter again. The other, still trying to pry the girl off his foot, narrowed his eyes, "could make you, P.M.S. SO BADLY!" Now the man was roaring in laughter with tears forcefully rolling down his face. Itachi fumed as his dignity and pride was being shattered by this…girl…

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU KISAME!" Itachi screamed. Kisame, who picked himself up, clutching his stomach from laughter, made a run for it. Itachi began to chase the shark-man…except for one problem.

"I love you Itachi ♥!"

"WILL YOU GET OFF?!"

I love you Itachi ♥!"

Kisame approached the two and picked up the girl. He then stretched out her cheeks and showed her to Itachi.

"Itachi-san, she's adorable! Can't we keep her?" Kisame cried giving his best 'puppy dog look.'

"No."

"Please, she's cute!"

"NO!" The girl then clinged back to Itachi

"I love you Itachi ♥!"

"DAMN IT! SCREW YOU GUYS!" Itachi pulled out a kunai and stabbed himself in the heart, instantly falling over dead. Suddenly something emerged from the forest.

"Itachi, I am here to kill you and avenge my clan." Sasuke stated getting in his fighting pose. He soon saw his brother dead and some weird freaky…girl? Clinging to his corpse. "I have no purpose in life." Sasuke depressingly stated. He then pulled out a kunai and stabbed his heart joining his brother. Silence arose. The two living people stared at each other.

" So… You want to get some lunch?" Kisame asked. The girl shrugged and the two headed for the nearest town.

Lesson learned:

Fangirls are the reason our hotties Kill themselves. Please, respect their space.