Naruto just got back from a mission and got the huge paycheck he figuered for being on an A-Ranked mission alone. With his Money he bought 2 packages. The first a special sale for a new Macintosh (the newer G5 iMac) with a printer, scaner, wireless mouse, and a seperate storage devise with 2 terrabytes of memory. The second package was just plain old dsl.

He, being untechnical, had asked Hinata if she could help him put it all together and asked her if she could help him find the tower to his computer (thank you if you got that joke). Of corse she blushed at first but she just moved on with him.

The computer is put together and the internet is working, he is on safari and has this craving for his own glory.

"Hmmm... now lets see what we can find that will make me happier than i alreday am." He had his official Naruto cool guy look on as he came across, you know it, "Hmmm seems fair, now lets check the tens... now top ten reviewed stories, lets pick (im not mentioning names but you know who you are :O)."

When naruto read the first paragraph he was outraged and speechless.

"Are you kidding me, i would never band Sasuke. I mean we were good friends and all but seriously now that he is with Orochimaru i would even want to look at him let alone grab his.. his... thing." Naruto was acting like an idiot 7 year old by saying thing and just doing a retarted form of the "potty dance".

Sakura was outside and had heard Naruto talking about Sasuke. Her being a fangirl decided to investigate by knocking down Naruto's front door. "Where teh hell is he!" Sakura had her death glare on but it soon faded away when she noticed that Naruto was petrified from reading the paragraph infront of him. "What are you reading, idiot?"

"S-S-Sakura. Look at what other people have been writing about us."

"Us who?" She was too confused to figure to look at the screen, hell, she was too scared to see what naruto "the pervert" was looking at on the internet.

"You know, everybody. I have only read one paragraph of this story and still i am afraid of what might come next. I dont want to read anything with Kiba and Shino in it, i only prey they do-" After he clicked back he say it in big, black letters. Kiba/Shino/Kiba. He clicked back at teh story with him and Sasuke and moved into the corner rocking himself trying to get thoughts out of his mind. "Read it."

Sakura moved closer and her face turned red and she looked at Naruto with her signature death glare. "I am going to kill you!" She chased him out of his house, around the Hokage Monument, across the ramen shop, and cornered him at the Hyuuga Compound. She clenched her hands together and decided to just leave him alone.

His eyes were closed tight and his hands in the air. "Arent you going to hit me?" He opened his eyes and noticed she wasnt anywhere in sight. "Well that helps me so much." He blasted back to his house to try and find a nice story to read thinkning that would get his mind off of yaoi.

He looked through the het couples and found Naruto and Hinata... it sorta bothered him in a good way so he decided to look. As he read through it he noticed that most of it was right. The way Hinata blushed when she was near him, when she fainted if he got too close to her, and that she was really shy around him more than anybody.

Eventually the news got to Shino and Kiba, they both had an atraction to eachother anyway so it left some girls in aw and crying all night. Now please Don't make too many yaoi stories, otherwise Naruto will most likely get nailed in the head, Kiba or Shino might get a sex change, and quite posibly it will leave some people just in agrivation that they cant find any normal straight fanfics... sorta like me, i like the Naru/Hina 8)