DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, he belongs to his creater, if I did, Kakashi and Iruka would be getting it on, and Sasuke would get pimped slapped and Sakura would jump off a cliff and die.
Pairings: Unknown as of yet
Sum.: Slightly AU. Naruto as a child gains two sisters, a INSANE Jonnin Sensei, his childhood care-keeper is a closet drunk, and Gay, and enemy nins are one thing, but living with two sisters that are secret fangirls and maybe is gay is a whole new ball game!!
Genre: Adventure/Humor/Romance
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PROLOG...
Naruto was sad. Nobody wanted to play with him, well, Hina-chan wanted too and she did try, but her cousin always told on her, so she had to be sneaky about it. Iruka-Sensei was busy today and couldn't take him out for Ramen later, so Naruto was on his own. Today that got a new student in class, Zaraki Sakura I. (1). Naruto didn't pay attention; he was too busy trying to remember whether or not there was going to be a test today after lunch. Naruto was sitting under his tree; it was the farthest he could go, without worrying Iruka-Sensei.
"Hey, dead last." A boy's voice called to Naruto. Naruto didn't bother to glance up, he knew who it was. It was Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuga Neji with Sakura (not the new one) and Ino cooed and cheered their beloved Sasuke-kun. It happened twice sometime three times a week, where they would seek him out, nag on him, the Sasuke-teme and Kiba-teme would try to beat him up, they always managed to get a few hits in before lunch was over, Naruto didn't bother to run away, Neji always stopped that with a few closed chakra paths.
"Dead last, answer when I talk to you." Sasuke said while Kiba snickered. Kiba had the feeling that he was going to get a few punches in before lunch was up. Naruto still kept ignoring them; he didn't want it to be worse then what it all ready was.
"I said-" Sasuke started to say, before he was interrupted.
"What are you doing?" A new voice broke in, Naruto tensed. It was the new girls voice, Zaraki S. Ichigo, he knew that she better shut up or leave if she didn't want to get beaten up.
"Trying to teach Dead Last a lesson, so go away." Kiba said, while Sakura and Ino glared at the new girl, they didn't want another rival for their beloved Sasuke-kun's attention.
"Really? Now, I don't think beating up a kid with three to one odds is very good for a shinobi, now is it-what was your names again?" Naruto slowly relaxed, maybe, just maybe he wouldn't get into a fight.
"This is Inuzuka Kiba," Kiba nodded. "Hyuga Neji," Neji just 'hmed' "And I'm the last of the Uchiha's, Uchiha Sasuke. Why do you say three to one, when it's five to one?" Sasuke purred, the new girl was very cute and her chakra was very dark, perfect for a future wife of the Uchiha's.
"I do not count Pinky or Lemon over there as future shinobi, they are very weak and will not amount to much, Sasugay-san" The girl said so smoothly and calmly, that it took a few minutes for what she said to sink in, before Sakura and Ino started screeching at the new Sakura, while Sasuke started to turn a bright red at the insult. Kiba was laughing his ass off, while Neji just stood there.
Naruto glanced up, he couldn't believe someone would say that to Sasuke, well, maybe Naruto had said something's, but that was Naruto. Naruto couldn't see what the girl looked like, her back was to him. A slim hand pulled Naruto up, so he was standing, a quick glance behind him showed Hina-chan was the one to help him up.
"What did you call me?" Sasuk-Sasugay, Naruto had to remember that, said to Zaraki Sakura I.
"You heard me, Sasugay, now, with Hina-chan and I, it evens up the odds. So, buzz off Sasugay, and take your fangirls and bitchs with you or I will make you." The voice got hard as steel, even Kyu-Chi was impressed by it. It wasn't often he heard humans with that type of backbone.
"Fangirls!" "Bitchs!"
Three voices and two twitches said, right before all five charged at the three of them. Naruto went straight for Neji-teme, he knew that Hina-chan and Zaraki-Chan wouldn't stand a chance against him, with a swift right-left two punch followed by a kick to the stomach and another punch to the face, this time to the nose that Naruto had the satisfaction of hearing it brake, pushed Neji back, before he, Neji, decided to re-treat. Naruto knew that Neji was a good fighter, but he had a low tolerance for pain.
As Naruto turned to see how the girls were doing, he had to duck as Sasugay went flying over his head, peppered with a black eye and what looked like a broken wrist. Zaraki Sakura I. looked very pleased with her self, Naruto would have to if he just kicked the crap out of Sasugay. They both grinned at each other then turned to look at Hinata.
'Holy Crap!' Was Naruto's thought. Hinata was going at Sakura and Ino like they had killed her cat or something. With a final punch to Sakura's forehead and a kick to Ino's leg, they both went down. Hinata was shocked at herself, she normally was very passive, but she had wanted to do that to those girls for a very long time, they had no right talking about Naru-kun like they had been.
"Wow, that was so cool, Hina-chan!" Naruto said to a now shaking Hinata, Hinata took a deep breath and let it out. Her nerves calmed down immediately and Hinata felt better also.
"Yes, that was very cool, Hyuga-san." Zaraki Sakura I. said to Hinata, and it was now that Hinata thought about it, it was.
"T-T-Thank you, Zaraki-san, but please call me Hinata." Hinata said, bowing. She knew she owed Zaraki-san after that talk they had during their last class.
"Alright, Hina-chan, but call me Ichigo, please. I don't want to be called Sakura, after meeting that pathetic girl, I would prefer my middle name (2)." The sneer there was barely hidden, not that Hinata could blame her, after all, Sakura and Ino were very easy to beat.
"T-Thank you, Ichi-chan. Naru-kun, are you all right?" Hinata asked, she knew her cousin wasn't very nice when fighting and would probably kill someone in a practice spar if he could.
"Yes, Neji-teme has very low pain tolerance and it wasn't hard to drive him off." Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head.
"Ah, forgive me for not introducing myself to you Uzumaki-san, I'm Zaraki Sakura Ichigo, but call me Ichigo, please." Ichi-chan said as she bowed to Naru-kun, Hinata had to stiffle a giggle at the gob smacked look he had on. Saku-Ichigo, had orange hair that fell to her elbows and was pulled back into a lose braid. She had grey-purplish eyes; She was wearing a bright red t-shirt and black shorts.
"No, problem. I should be thanking you, Ichi-chan. I didn't think I could take on all three of them at once." They heard a bell rang, signaling that lunch was over. All three had to rush to class, or they would be late. Naruto went to the back of the class, and Ichi-chan went with him and when they sat down, they waved Hinata up to them. Hinata walked up the aisle with blush and sat on the other side of Naru-kun with Ichi-chan by the wall.
Right before Iruka-sensei came in, Sasugay, Kiba (3), and Neji walked in, all in various stages of bruises. They took their seats in the front row as Iruka-Sensei walked in. Iruka blinked at the state of his three top students, and glanced up where Naruto was sitting. Both he and Zaraki-san had grins on their faces, which made Iruka both feel proud of and fearful of. By the time role-call had ended, both Sakura and Ino hadn't shown up yet.
"Where is Sakura and Ino?" Iruka asked, and Sasuke, Kiba and Neji flinched back in their seats.
"Sasuke? Kiba? Do you know where they are?"
"Infirmary." Sasuke said shortly. Iruka nodded, but his head jerked up as he heard a low giggle that put his nerves on edge, he slowly scanned the room as he started the lesson, but when his eyes landed on Hinata, he saw her trying to stiffle a giggle, and if he thought the sight of Naruto and Zaraki-san's smiles where both creepy and enduring, it had nothing on Hinata's giggle. It sent dread creeping down his spine. It was going to be a long five years if he had all three of them in his class.
Suddenly, Hinata and Saku-Ichigo, he didn't want to get two of his students confused, turned leaned towards Naruto as he whispered a plan of his in their ears, and if by the grins on all three of their face's where to go by, he should be afraid, very afraid. It was going to be a very long five years, and he better take stock in life insurance soon if the grins were anything to go by, and hair coloring, his hair was going to be white in five years.
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FIVE YEARS LATER...
"Congratulations! All of you pass!" Umino Iruka said to his graduating class, a first in several years. It was rare that a whole class got to graduate together, so that meant instead of the usual two Jonnin, he would need more, and with the size of the class at least two, maybe three more Jonnin-Sensei. Amidst the shouting and chattering, Iruka gazed at his three favorites, but also, troublesome students. Zaraki Ichigo, a bright orange haired girl who had a venom tongue; Hyuga Hinata, a purple haired girl with a somewhat hidden personality, and Uzumaki Naruto, a blonde prankster and the Kyubbi's Protector.
"Settle down, settle down! Now, I have to give you all your Team listings so pay attention." After calming the class down as far as they would allow, he started.
"Team Seven, Hatake Kakashi: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruna Sakura, Roto Sai."
"Yeah! I got Sasuke Ino-Pig!
"Noooo!!! I love you Sasuke-kun!!"
"Hmm!"
"Team Eight, Yuhi Kurenai: Aburame Shino, Inuzuka Kiba, and Roto Nami."
"…"
"Hai!"
"Arff!" "What you said Akamaru!"
"Team Nine, Sarutobi Asuma: Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru, and Akimichi Choji."
"Troublesome."
Crunch, munch
"Nooo, Sasuke-Kun!"
"And Team Eleven, Mitarashi Anko: Uzumaki-Zaraki(4a) Naruto, Zaraki(4b) Hinata, and Zaraki Ichigo."
"Yatta! I told you we would make the same team Ichi-Ane!"
"I know, I know. This calls for a celebration at Ichi-Hoshi!"
"A-Alright, but Naru-Oto, no ramen."
"But, Hina-Imo!"
"If we could get back the conversation?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Now, that all of you know your team-mates, you need to be back here at eight am sharp! Do not be late!" This was directed toward Kiba and Sakura; they had a tendency of being late. "I do not know all of your Sensei's, but I'm sure that they will teach you well. So, in congratulations on all of you passing, I'm letting all of you out early. Now, Get OUT!!"
There was a brief silence before everyone made a break towards the door; Iruka-Sensei never let them out early! Not even when he was sick with the flu! Hinata and Ichigo bowed briefly, before they too took off for freedom. Iruka waited to make sure that the hellions- sorry- his students were gone, and then he too took off for home.
He had several bottles of the finest sake that he planned to share with an old friend of his, and be thankful that he survived five years without hair-loss, white/grey hair or bodily injuries. He would deal with the hangover tomorrow, he wanted to celebrate!
The first thing the Zaraki Siblings (5) did was change out of their civilian clothing and change into their Gennin outfits. It was actually Hinata's idea that every time they went up a rank, they would change the style, well; Hinata and Ichigo were trying to get rid of that horrible orange jumpsuit. When Naruto asked about Ichigo's hair, she replied:
"I can't change the color, but that's what hat's are for anyway."
But as luck would have it, as she grew older it darkened to a fiery orange, rather then the neon orange it was before. Naruto darted into his room, wanting to get change and eat already! Hinata and Ichigo went a bit slower in the darting and changing, they wanted to look good after all.
Naruto had been waiting for almost twenty minutes before his female teammates came out, and his jaw dropped. His sisters looked both gorgeous and ninja like. Hina-Imo was wearing tan caprices with a lavender long sleeve and a light brown elbow hoodie; her dark purple hair was pulled back into a tight braid. Ichi-Ane had on grey short leggings and a grey tank hoodie with a red t-shirt underneath, her fiery orange hair was also pulled back into a tight braid. When both of his sisters gave a twirl, they told him it didn't matter if they were ninja or not, they were girls first, he saw that Ichi-Ane had an open red rose on the back of her hoodie and Hinata had a faint rain pattern in lavender on her hoodie.
When he got done gaping at them, he realized they wanted to see him spin too. Naruto gave a mock sigh and did as he was asked. Slowly coming to a stop to see if they liked what he picked out. He was wearing black pants and an ocean blue t-shirt with a black long sleeve zip-up hoodie. They could see the dark grey swirls on the hoodie. His hair wasn't as long as theirs, it came to just above his shoulder.
They gave each other looks and busted out laughing, they never thought they would ever make Gennin, now the next step was Chunnin and that was going to take several years, but they didn't mind they had each other after all.
"Come On! I'm hungry Ichi-Ane! Hina-Imo!" Naruto whined as they put on their black sandals.
"Alright, Alright! We're coming, Naru-Ani!" Hinata said as the made sure they had their weapons kit, well, kits in Ichigo's case.
"Okay lets go!" Ichigo said, as she looked the door behind them, then they took of running towards one of their favorite restaurant; well, besides Ichikaku Raman's of Course.
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(1) A Bleach fan-boy all the way!
(2) In Japanese the family name goes first then your first name, so 'I' is the middle name
(3) When he saw Sasuke getting his ass kicked, he ran away like a good little doggy
(4a) Honorary Member of the Zaraki Clan
(4b) Hinata rejected her family name for Zaraki Clans
(5) They are the only members alive of the Zaraki Clan and all are the same age, so, Siblings.
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Chapter two in editing, Chapter three in the writing process