Metal Gear Middle 2
First of all.....
JUST IN CASE anyone missed this story, I'm writing a sequel. Also because I thought the first was pretty goddamn funny, and if you haven't read it, do it now. Kthxlol.
And by the way, these stories have NOTHING TO DO with any other Metal Gear highschool fanfictions. As you can tell, they are in MIDDLE school. Aha.
Just thought I'd say before even MORE people email me say I'm a plagiarist and "sutpid ass"
You know who you are.
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EPILOGUE!!!!
Snake was shivering in his camo suit, and covered in snow. Because the suit was white, he could barely see where his hands were (except for his right, which was very close to his no-no spot). His mission, so far, was to stake out a base of militant Russians who were rumored to be smuggling weapons. Or tampons. Or something, he never listened to Zero, he's an asshole. Snake chuckled to himself as he silently insulted his accent, but stopped when his radio rang. He put the receiver in his ear, and Zero's voice entered his brain.
"Snake, this is Zero. How does it look so far?"
"It looks calm; guards are pacing like they should be. Nothing else is happening."
"Ok, well it's time to move in. Don't forget, it's a sneaking mission. Also, blah blah blah...." Snake stopped listening. He had gone over the procedure more than enough times at Espionage Academy. He tuned back in to Zero.
"Snake?"
"Homo say what?" Snake replied. The transmission ended.
"Dick" he muttered to himself. He picked up his trusty M14 and strapped in around his shoulder, drawing his pistol. He felt his bones creak as he stepped from his position. Another call came in, just as he took his first step.
"Snake? It's Eva."
"Eva! I'm a little busy right now, is it important?" he said, unintentionally curtly.
"Fine, Snake! I thought you'd want to talk to me!" She cried with tears in her eyes. She had been so moody since Snake got her pregnant. Jeez.
Anyway, Snake crept closer to his entry point. He lifted his M14, aimed, and fired twice. Two bodies fell to the ground almost simultaneously.
He was in.