I don't own Bleach or the characters. If I did...
I would have been able to beat Chuck Norris. XD
"Oi! Rukia didn't I tell you to say behind? You're hurt!"
"Well Ichigo what do you expect? I'm fine! It's just a little scratch anyways."
"Rukia get the hell outta here!"
"I said I'm fine you idiot."
Poof
The hollow was cut by Rukia's elegant wielding of sword.
"Told ya."
"Well you are seriously injured by a weak hollow, after all you're a midget."
Ichigo was greeted by a kick in the face from the girl he had just called midget.
"Dammit Rukia!"
"Get up you carrot top and let's get outta here before anyone see's where we were fighting a Hollow."
"Yea, lets I don't want to be seen walking out of Yaoi manga store" carrot top said
As he went back into his body.
Too late.
Tatsuki just happened to walk by at the wrong moment.
"Oi Ichigo I didn't know you were into those things! Why didn't you tell me? I could have gotten you the latest magazine in Yaoi-addict-fan girl!" said Tatsuki in a surprised voice.
When Ichigo turned to see Rukia she was literally on the floor laughing her ass off.
"No this isn't what it looks like I swear don't tell anyone!"
"Sure…" Tatsuki said in a sarcastic voice.
"Anyways see you two around"
As Ichigo walked he couldn't help but stare at Rukia. She has really hasn't change. Maybe her hair was shorter but she was still Rukia.
"What the hell are you staring at?"
"I-I was just thinking…"
About you.
"About why you are so short compared to other girls."
Oops… dammit way to go Ichigo that just earned you a…
Rukia's foot hit Ichigo's face.
Kick…
Suddenly Rukia picked up something shaped like a key.
"A key? It must have belonged to someone."
"A key huh? You humans are funny."
"Well not all of us can't use sealing spells."
"Oh right."
"You should keep it ya know. It looks like it's made out of some kind of gem."
"Yea, I guess." Rukia said in an inquiring voice.
"Oh we are home already."
"Does your dad know I'm here?"
"ICHIGOOO!"
Ichigo greet his dad with a nice, loving kick in the face.
So much love.
"I see you brought in Kuchiki-san with you? Karin and Yuzu are in a friend's house so their room is available."
Rukia sweat dropped.
"Unless you two want to sleep in the same room if you know what I me-"
Another lovey kick in the face from son to father.
"Night Ichigo" The Shinigami said as she walked out of his room.
"Night… Rukia" He said to himself as he turned off the lights in his room.
A strong light shattered her sleep. She walked toward the key she had picked up earlier.
It was so bright…
The moment she touched it, she was gone.
Ichigo heard her footsteps. He was a light sleeper that day. (Not Always)
He got up and walked towards the room Rukia was resting in.
When he open the door making sure he was quiet.
He saw the glowing key. He reached out for it. The moment he touched it, he was gone as well.
Kisuke looked all over the shop.
"I swear I left it here…"
"Oh you mean that key thing?"
"Hey Yoruchi have you seen it?"
"I took it to see what it could do…"
"Continue…"
"But it seemed useless… and on my way I kind of dropped it…"
"Oh my… I think I knew who picked it up…"
Kisuke waved his fan in front of his face.
"This is going to be interesting…"
A/n:
Please give meh response that will help me!
X( First fan fictions are always the worst aren't they?
If you are going to say something mean and not helpful, then
don't say/type it please. I need your help wise ones! :3
P.S : This is the most serous chapter their will be. I'm going to focus on humor!