-So, by the way, just so I don't get sued by anyone, not only is Kingdom Hearts not mine, but this idea isn't mine, either. I actually got inspiration for this from another user's KH Yaoi story, "My ABC's." I forget her name, and my internet connection is being dumb, so I can't see it. Anyways, please don't sue.-
-One more thing! This is Yaoi. Yaoi is boyxboy sex. If you don't like it, then GTFO.-
-Sean is crabby! Raaawr!-
How My Kids Will Learn Their ABC's
Introduction
Riku paced up and down the floor, the three-year-old blonde-haired girl he was supposed to baby-sit following him relentlessly. He paused briefly, though she didn't as she slammed into his leg, though he didn't notice. Scratching his head, trying to formulate some kind of game plan for this, he didn't take notice of this, even as she started to cry.
The now-sobbing blonde girl was named Naminé. She had long blonde hair, down past her shoulder blades. She was short, though pretty tall for her age, coming up to about Riku's upper thigh. She had sparkling blue eyes, and was extremely cute, even for a three-year-old. What's more, she had the personality of an angel- she was most of the time smiling, and this was one of the rare occasions where she cried. She never talked back, she never threw things, she always did what she was told to. She was the perfect kid to baby-sit.
She alone was not enough to bother Riku this much.
What Riku bothered was the ridiculous command her parents, some wise guy named Ansem and some lady named Sky, left with her in Riku's protection. He was to teach the young girl her alphabet in the period of a month, or he wasn't going to get paid nearly as much. This normally wouldn't have seemed like a very daunting task to him, as he was a natural teacher.
He had completely forgotten about this part of the deal, and there was only three days until they came back. And now, poor, frustrated Riku had to find a way to deal with Naminé, her ABC's, and his frustration as far as writer's block had gone. Yes, Riku was a writer, and-
He paused, an idea formulating in his head. He glanced over at Naminé, who was giggling at how cute the neighbors, Zexion and Demyx, looked when they kissed. She did this a lot. In fact, she was rather tolerant of…
Haa! I'm brilliant! I'm amazing! Riku continued extolling himself, as he commanded Naminé to entertain herself for a while, while he sat down at the open laptop which lay on the chestnut desk he had just been pacing in front of. Cracking his knuckles, he opened Microsoft Word, and set to work on creating what was sure to be a brilliant way to teach her.
Characters names…he thought impatiently. How about…Axel and Roxas?
-I know, I know, very little actual Yaoi in this chapter, but you know what? It's the introduction. Wait until we get to the next chapter- that should satisfy your hunger.
The next chapter is "A." Can you guess what "A" will stand for?