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It's The Kilt

By waterrain

"What the bloody hel-" England started to ask loudly, but he was cut off by a whiskey bottle being thrown at him.

"Get lost you damn pest." Scotland said to him and he glared at England.

"Why is America-"

"It's because of the kilt." Scotland commented smugly, a smirk on his lips, and he held America close to him with his hand covering part of the vital area. "It's the kilt."

"What?" England asked slowly and he noticed his brother was wearing a kilt.

"America here has a kilt fetish and wanted me to fuck him while I was wearing my kilt. He is going to be a sore when he wakes up." Scotland replied as he stood up and covered America's naked body with a blanket. "He was very tight. I tried to put lube on, but he was pretty stubborn and wanted me to take him dry."

England's face was flushed, his large eyebrows twitching in annoyance, and fists clenched.

"America was pretty submissive. He was moaning, pleading, and begging for more." Scotland said calmly, he was smirking, and walked towards England. "You would think America would be all dominate and being in control. You wouldn't think a Nation such as America would be all moaning and wanting for more when having sex, but yes my brother he made those sounds and some would call him a whor- "

America yawned, he blinked his eyes, and sat up. England punched Scotland in the face and fiercely glared at him.

"America is not a whore!" England yelled out loudly, he gritted his teeth, and Scotland rolled his eyes.

"I said some would call him one for making those sounds along with calling him a slut." Scotland commented to him. America stood up, put on his blue boxers, blue jeans, white T-shirt, and he walked over towards the two brothers.

"Hey, England. Have you ever worn a kilt?" America asked cheerfully and he snickered at their expressions. "Anyway, I'm going to be leaving and stuff."

"Do you want to go for another round?" Scotland asked causally and ignored England.

"Be glad I'm not punching you, Scotland." America replied calmly and he tilted his head. "You just had to tell England about the sex we had with each other. I'm disappointed in you, Scotland. Thought you would be able to keep a secret for longer than a week."

"I'm going to Northern Ireland and see how he is doing. I wonder if he is wearing a kilt right now." America commented out loud before he walked out the door and leaving England & Scotland behind. Scotland threw a couple of whiskey bottles at England as said Nation raced after America.

"Wait, America! Are you willing to be done by any Nation wearing a kilt?" England asked loudly and the blue eyed Nation just laughed.

"None of your business because you are not wearing a kilt!" America called out as he left the green eyed Nation behind.

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