For a moment, there was silence on the ship. All the Seven were on the top deck, while Coach Hedge was watching Karate Kid in his cabin. Suddenly, music started playing.
Jason: There's a monster on the ship
There's a cut right on my lip
Piper: Dust all over the room
Leo's trying to be cool
Leo: I smell like a demigod (duh)
I thought Percy would be tall
Frank: I'm in the mood for barbeque
This a stab wound or a bruise?
Percy: My dreams last night
Kept me up online
I'm tired
Oh well
Annabeth: We don't have wifi
Or even a computer
Dam!
Hazel: Last friday night!
Yeah we killed monsters
Jason: And we fought to stay alive
Percy is way better!
Piper: Last friday night!
Yeah, those fates they work us hard
Leo: Nico is in a jar!
I am da bad boy supreme
Frank: Last friday night!
I caught Percy and Annabeth
Percy: What's rhymes with Annabeth?
Um, we didn't do meth!
Annabeth: Last friday night
Yeah Percy is stupid
Hazel: Still better than Jason
Oh oh oh
Jason: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
Piper: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
Leo: Trying to connect the dots
Man, I'm really boss
Frank: Think the city is sorta nice
S-S-sugar and spice
Everyone then paused and looked at Frank, simultaneously going, "Okay…"
Percy: Ripped my CHB shirt
I don't think the ladies mind *winks at several girls who swoon and faint*
Annabeth: Think I need a ginger ale
Cuz I'm really thirsty
Percy: My dreams last night
Kept me up online
I'm tired
Oh well
Annabeth: We don't have wifi
Or even a computer
Dam!
Hazel: Last friday night!
Yeah we killed monsters
Jason: And we fought to stay alive
Percy is way better!
Piper: Last friday night!
Yeah, those fates they work us hard
Leo: Nico is in a jar!
I am da bad boy supreme
Frank: Last friday night!
I caught Percy and Annabeth
Percy: What's rhymes with Annabeth?
Um, we didn't do meth!
Annabeth: Last friday night
Yeah Percy is stupid
Hazel: Still better than Jason
Oh oh oh
Jason: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
Piper: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
Leo: This friday night!
The Seven started chanting "T.G.I.F!" six times while dancing around like crazy people. Which, they were. Coach Hedge ran onto the deck and started playing his pan pipes-thingy.
Hazel: Last friday night!
Yeah we killed monsters
Jason: And we fought to stay alive
Percy is way better!
Piper: Last friday night!
Yeah, those fates they work us hard
Leo: Nico is in a jar!
I am da bad boy supreme
Frank: Last friday night!
I caught Percy and Annabeth
Percy: What's rhymes with Annabeth?
Um, we didn't do meth!
Annabeth: Last friday night
Yeah Percy is stupid
Hazel: Still better than Jason
Oh oh oh
Jason: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
Piper: This friday night!
Do it ALL AGAIN!
The Seven started clapping for themselves, saying "YAY US!" Then, they made like High School Musical. They all jumped into the air and froze there! Coach Hedge just went back downstairs. From Olympus, Apollo looked down and wiped a tear from his eye.
"I'm so proud," he sighed. Artemis gave him a look and walked away.
Madeline: You all enjoyed that.
Leo: *sets himself on fire* I am da bad boy supreme.
Hazel: NICO'S IN A JAR? *starts panicking*
Annabeth: Seriously Seaweed Brain? We didn't do meth?
Percy: We didn't.
Madeline: Er, I don't own the Seven, or Apollo, or Coach Hedge, or Artemis. They belong to Rick Riordan. I own the lyrics, but not the original Last Friday Night, which is sung by Katy Perry.
Jason: Percy is better?
Madeline: Ah, but he is. *throws brick at Jason*
Jason: *faints*
Piper: JASON! MY LOVE!
Madeline: *laughs* Favorite, review, and follow me!
Frank: Bye.
~Madeline, Leo, Hazel, Annabeth, Percy, Jason, Piper, and Frank