The Really Strange Story!!!!!
Chapter 1
The Hat
Spock walked quickly down the hall. He heard there was as party in rec room 3. It was, after all, Christmas. As soon as he walked into the room, his hat fell off
"Fascinating." Said Spock, as he had never worn a top hat before, especially one that was 2 feet tall. "I have never worn a top hat before, especially one that is 2 feet tall. And I most certainly wasn't wearing one before I came in. I have no recollection of how the hat came to be on my head."
Spock thought about it for a while, and then decided that it was logical that someone had placed the hat on his head right before he came in, thus causing it to fall off when it hit the top of the door. This was reasonable, thought Spock, and he entered the party, where he then sat down and had a glass of water.
A few minutes later, Chekov bounced into the room. Why he bounced I do not know. He just did. Of course, his hat fell off
"Ah, a hat!" said Chekov, "A Russian invention, of course! Although I have never seen one that is two feet tall. and I wasn't wearing a hat before I came in. it is possible that someone put it on my head before I came in. although I cannot see how they would get it on my head when I was bouncing. why was I bouncing anyway? I don't usually bounce."
Chekov went to the nearest table and sat down, completely and utterly confused.
A few minutes later, McCoy walked in to the room. His hat fell off. McCoy stared at it for a moment, as it was two feet tall, but did not give it much thought, as it was probably a prank played by someone who wanted to see him stare at the hat. He sat down at the nearest table and got a drink.
A few minutes later, captain Kirk flew- "Whoa!!! Hold on!!!" shouted captain Kirk, stopping in mid-flight. "I have never flown before, why now?! What if I don't want to fly!" he said
" Yeah!" Cut in Chekov angrily, "why can't I fly? I'm Russian for crying out loud!!! I should be the one flying!"
" It is not logical to have Captain Kirk fly," Spock said calmly, as if he were talking about the weather outside. "He has never flown before, as he said."
"And why are you talking about the weather?" Asked McCoy. "There is no weather. We're in space! Space is devoid of weather!"
"Actually, it is not devoid of all weather." Said Spock, as he launched into an explanation of solar flares, nebulae, and everything else that was in the universe. The author decide that this was a good time to stop the chapter, as everyone was falling asleep, and no one wants to read about that, and Spock was droning on and on, and no one wants to read about that, so the author quietly left and stopped writing.
END
(A/N: was that really really awful? Kinda good? Strangely humorous? Should I continue? I'm thinking the next one, like a giant moth species invades. Is that a really stupid idea? Review!)
Chapter 1
The Hat
Spock walked quickly down the hall. He heard there was as party in rec room 3. It was, after all, Christmas. As soon as he walked into the room, his hat fell off
"Fascinating." Said Spock, as he had never worn a top hat before, especially one that was 2 feet tall. "I have never worn a top hat before, especially one that is 2 feet tall. And I most certainly wasn't wearing one before I came in. I have no recollection of how the hat came to be on my head."
Spock thought about it for a while, and then decided that it was logical that someone had placed the hat on his head right before he came in, thus causing it to fall off when it hit the top of the door. This was reasonable, thought Spock, and he entered the party, where he then sat down and had a glass of water.
A few minutes later, Chekov bounced into the room. Why he bounced I do not know. He just did. Of course, his hat fell off
"Ah, a hat!" said Chekov, "A Russian invention, of course! Although I have never seen one that is two feet tall. and I wasn't wearing a hat before I came in. it is possible that someone put it on my head before I came in. although I cannot see how they would get it on my head when I was bouncing. why was I bouncing anyway? I don't usually bounce."
Chekov went to the nearest table and sat down, completely and utterly confused.
A few minutes later, McCoy walked in to the room. His hat fell off. McCoy stared at it for a moment, as it was two feet tall, but did not give it much thought, as it was probably a prank played by someone who wanted to see him stare at the hat. He sat down at the nearest table and got a drink.
A few minutes later, captain Kirk flew- "Whoa!!! Hold on!!!" shouted captain Kirk, stopping in mid-flight. "I have never flown before, why now?! What if I don't want to fly!" he said
" Yeah!" Cut in Chekov angrily, "why can't I fly? I'm Russian for crying out loud!!! I should be the one flying!"
" It is not logical to have Captain Kirk fly," Spock said calmly, as if he were talking about the weather outside. "He has never flown before, as he said."
"And why are you talking about the weather?" Asked McCoy. "There is no weather. We're in space! Space is devoid of weather!"
"Actually, it is not devoid of all weather." Said Spock, as he launched into an explanation of solar flares, nebulae, and everything else that was in the universe. The author decide that this was a good time to stop the chapter, as everyone was falling asleep, and no one wants to read about that, and Spock was droning on and on, and no one wants to read about that, so the author quietly left and stopped writing.
END
(A/N: was that really really awful? Kinda good? Strangely humorous? Should I continue? I'm thinking the next one, like a giant moth species invades. Is that a really stupid idea? Review!)