The extraordinary Spider-man

While in most universes Spider-man is a Hero some he is a villain others a girl others yet not even Peter Parker but almost always the costume is the classic red and blue with a web design web shooters but in this universe thing's are a slightly askew.

Peter! Peter wake up you'll be late for school his uncle hollerd from downstair's.

Ok I'm up yelled Peter getting out of bed to stare at himself in the mirror and as usaul his scrawny form was there to greet him peter was skinny some thought him anorexic but peter sadly just wasn't able to put on any weight or muscel for that matter no matter how hard he worked out or ate it didn't do any good.

Well at least I know that never change peter thought he then looked at the clock well no time for a shower quickly getting dressed pulling on a pair of blue jean's grabbing some roll on deoderant then pulling on a long sleeve shirt then sprayin himself down with some axe.

Hopefully that will cover up the the fact that I didn't shower Peter said outloud after that he rushed downstairs to quickly eat his breakfast of hashbrown's egg's and maple sausage link's topped off with a glass of milk.

Peter did you even taste the food his aunt asked noticing his plate was empty of his breakfast.

Yes aunt may it was spectacular as usual peter said to his aunt then smiled.

You'r going to miss the bus kirby his uncle Ben said.

Kirby? Said a puzzeld peter to his uncle.

Well yeah cause he eats so fast kirby is the green dinosaure right?

Peter couldn't help but let out a chuckle no uncle ben that's yoshi.

Oh his uncle said well im pretty sure thay both eat a lot said uncle Ben.

Peter you are going to miss the bus said his aunt I'm out the door said peter to his aunt and uncle.

Have a good day dear love you said his aunt.

See you when you get back said his uncle with a smile.

Love you guy's and I will thank's said peter running to the bus stop.

His aunt and uncle looked on while he ran to the bus stop he's such a good boy said his aunt one of the best hard to belive I used to be able to swing him around by bis arm's said his uncle almost laughing at the memory.

Panting peter hade it to the bus stop with only minute to spare smiling at being on time for once to ride the big twinkie he stood and waitied for it while he stood waiting a goth girl got out a car that had just pulled up sighing she said bye to whoever dropped her off.

Peter couldn't help himself he eyes zoomed in on her double d chest all he could think was I could get lost in there and never be found.

See something you like the girl asked him.

Peter's face immediately went blood red Im so sorry I swear I didn't meant I was i…i..i he stammerd and dropped his head in shame.

Hey relax it's fine the girl said I get it you'r a virgin the comment made peter's already red face to somehow become redder.

Hahaha I was joking the girl said but it's adorible that you are said the goth girl my name is victorea .

It's peter said peter with a still extremly red face.

Im just starting at midtown high said victorea.

Hey that's were I go said a excited peter he then cursed himself for not playing it cool not that he ever could.

You'r cute in a dorky way said the girl getting in his personal bubble I u yeah said a verey nervouse peter who for the life of him couldn't get why she was talking to him.

Hey since we go to same school show me around said victorea.

Really?! Said peter who quickly reddend again.

Yes said the victorea it'll be nice to get the layout well see you there said victorea who got on the now present bus.

I cant belive it a girl a real real hot girl with gourgouse green eyes wants to be near me I cant belive it thank you god thank you uncle ben and thank you Hey kid are you going to get on or are going to stand there like a statue all day yelled the bus driver.

Oh yeah said peter getting on the bus moving down the asial looking for a place to sit one girl put her book bag beside and said taken a kid eating a sandwich stuck his beside him and sdaid the same.

Passing by flash thomson's seat he said puny parker finally got on the bus and he threw his football hitting peter in the face breaking his glasses bending down and picking up his glasses peter then procceded to place them in his pocket.

Hey peter you can sit with me said victorea.

Making his way to her seat peter sat down and said thank you I really apreciate it.

It's not a problem said victorea smiling.

Hey why are you being so nice to me asked peter.

I don't understand said victorea.

Well I mean someone as beautiful as you usually wouldn't be seen with me let alone let me sit next to them and upon realizing what he said peter quickly felt his redden.

You think im beautiful said victorea who also was slightly blushing.

I um ….well….i that …. What I mean is ….

Aww look puny parker is hitting on the vampire said flash thomson causing peter to become even more red but caused victorea to become angry.

Hey leave peter alone and so what if he is hitting on me for all you know I like him back unlike you who I can already tell is nothing more than a muscel head who think's just because he's popular and play's football that makes him a god well it doesn't all It does is show how vain and pathetic you are.

Before flash could retaliate the bus driver said what's going on back there ending the fight before it could begin.

Looking back at peter she said ok I will.

You will what said peter?

Ill go out with you said victorea.

What?! Said a shocked peter.

Yeah like I said you'r cute in a dorky way not to mention I love a guy in glasses.

Well I ok? Said a verey confused peter.

Haha you really are adorible said victorea who then gave peter his first kiss.

The bus finally arrived at school and peter felt as if he were floating.

Upon walking to the main office victorea recived her scheduale and told the principale she would like if peter could show her around to which she agreed but only because peter was the best and brightest that midtown had to offer.

After showing her around the school its was second period.

Ok well this you'r stop said peter to victorea have a nice classe.

I will well ok I'll try said victorea with a sly smile which in turn caused peter to smile he begane to walk away when she said hey wait when do you have lunch said victorea after third period why asked peter

After quickly checking her schedual she said good see you there she said with a smile and wink she then procceded to walk up to her class door peter couldn't help but wacth her hip's sway seductivly upon looking up he noticed that she was looking back at him smiling as she walked his face quickly reddend to which she giggeld and went in her class.

Peter turned and went to his own class but upon turning the corner he was slammed agianst the wall by the one and only flash thompson you'r gonna pay for what you'r little vampire bicth did to me said flash to which peter gulped.

The end of the school day approched and victorea was slightly confused as to why peter wasn't at lunch she asked a few teachers if they had seen him to which they said no upon exiting the school though she found peter hanging from the flag pole by his under wear all she could think was I'v got to get him down so she got a teacher who was getting into his car who saw peter said I'll call the fire department to get him down….agian victorea didn't get on the bus instead she waited for peter to be gotten down from the flagpole once she was down and the firemen left laughing she looked peter over who upon closer inspection had a busted lip a black eye that was swollen shut his left cheek was swollen and he smelled of toilet water.

Are you ok asked victorea as she gently touched his face.

I'll be ok iv had a lot worse said peter as a matter of fact this was but before he could finish he was cut off by someone yelling his name his aunt uncle were both there

His aunt then procceded to fuss over his condition while his uncle started to try and shoo her away.

He'll be okay said uncle Ben with concern laced in his voice.

OKAY!? OKAY!? BEN LOOK WHAT THOSE BRUTES DID TO HIM IM GOING TO HAVE A TALK WITH THE PRINCEPAL. Screamed his aunt in outrage as she stormed into the school Ben turned to victorea so who might you be little lady said ben with a smile.

im victorea she said.

Oh well hi vicroea im Ben peter's uncle and the angry twister that is about to hit the princible is his anut may.

Nice to meet you said victorea .

Likewise said Ben now you wouldn't be peter's girlfreind would you he joked.

Actually yes I am said victorea. Which caused ben's eyes to widen slightly and peter's face to redden slightly.

Well said uncle ben how about you come over for dinner tonight with you'r parent's so we can get to know you better ?

That would be great I'll tell my parent's said victorea.

(later that night) ding dong Ill' get it said aunt may upon opening the door she was greeted to the sight of a man well chest of said man he was 6ft tall hello said aunt may you victorea's father I am said the man my name is jhonnathan but please call me jhon alright and you must be her mother yes my name is maray said the woman who looked almost exactly like victorea sae for the eyes her's were brown

Well please come in come in said aunt may victorea was the last to walk in she said hello mrs parker you have a lovley home said victorea.

Why thank you said victorea im finally glade I could offically meet you and im so sorry about earlier I was out of character said aunt may.

It's fine siad victorea um were's peter? she said.

Meanwhile up in peter's room he pacing back and forth peter had never felt so nervouse in his life and couldn't understand why and to top it off he couldn't stop sweating.

Peter said his uncle geez bud you look like I did when I met you'r aunt's parent's.

Uncle ben im nervouse I can't stop sweating and my tie wont tie pluse im afraid I'll say something supid or worse I won't be able to speak.

Trust me peter I know but trust me you''ll figure it out just look at it like one of your science test.

What do you mean uncle ben asked peter?

Well what do you do to keep yourself calm during a verey important test?

I don't do anything test are easy said peter.

Exactly son you'r making a mountain out of a molehill this is just as easy just be yourself said his uncle.

That's what im afraid of said peter.

No you'r not understanding me you need to be yourself and not worry about it like a math problom.

How so? Well they are the problem and you are the varible try and find the to get you to them said uncle ben.

Uncle Ben were did you get that from?

Well I may have glanced at one of you'r book's didn't make sense to me still doesn't nut I hope I helped you said his uncle.

Actually you did said peter feeling himself relax.

Good said his uncle now about that tie.

Dinner went by smoothly which peter was thankful for.

Mrs parker dinner was amazing said jhon.

Thank you and please call me may said aunt may.

So peter victorea say's you'r the smartest in school said mary.

Yes he is said Ben beaming with pride.

Ben she asked peter not you said may while giving him a playful slap on the hand.

Sorry said ben.

It's alright said mary so peter what do you plan to do after highschool? Asked mary

Well im considering going to esu said peter.

That's a good college john said I hope you get in he said.

Me to but I haven't graduated yet he said with a small smile.

You two have a fine son you must be proud parent's said mary.

But saddnes filled may and ben's face and peter's filled with a unkowing look.

I'm sorry did I say something wrong? said mary

It's just well we thought victorea here told you were not peter's parent's were his aunt and uncle his mom and dad dissappeard when he was small said ben but we yes we are proud of him and we veiw him as our son and we love him without limit.

Im glad said mary but I scincerly aplogize if I stepped on any lines said mary.

Oh it's fine said may.

After dinner evreyone said there goodbyes and they left peter helped aunt may with the dishes his aunt looked at him and said what did they say there last name was peter looked at his aunt and told her they said it was steele.