As you might not know, Rina Suzuki, or more commonly known as the tomboy, Nidorina, has an art page.
On e621.
Of course, the rest of her family don't know...
yet.
"Hmm... It's time to put a picture of my Gardevoir Gijinka on there!" NidoRina said. As you could see, NidoRina had finished one of her artworks. It was of a Tentacruel having fun with a Gardevoir gijinka.
"This is my secret. I create inappropriate artworks, and nobody in this family will know!"
However, the next day...
NidoRina was woken up by some screaming... and an angry NidoKing.
"WHAT IS THIS!? WHY ARE YOU MAKING INAPPROPRIATE ARTWORKS AND THEN PUBLISHING THEM ON E621!? Shame on you, NidoRINA. Thought you only made SFW artwork, but I guess not!" NidoKing was steaming, and screaming at NidoRina.
"And how do you know of this...?" Nidorina cleverly replied.
"Rhydon told me! Either remove them or I'll remove your very existence."
"No, I'm popular because of these artworks. If it weren't for their existence, then my Gijinkas wouldn't get so many views!
"I don't know, you already have a very cute Vulpix on there; THEN WHY ARE THERE PICTURES OF GARDEVOIR HAVING LOVE SESSIONS?"
"Gardevoir is a fairly popular Pokemon, because it looks like a waifu."
"That's it, NidoRina. You're grounded for 5,000 years until you remove that e621 page..."
NidoKing leaves. A few minutes later... NidoRino arrives, just as angry as NidoKing from before.
"YOU DID WHAT, NIDORINA!? You're disrespecting Gardevoir. AGAIN! With these disgusting rule 34 pictures!? How could you do this to Gardevoir!? This doesn't rock at all! You're doing such bad things to a graceful Pokemon..."
Nidorina replied, "She is the most R34'd Pokemon, next to Lucario, Lopunny, and-"
"DIGUSTING! Well, on the other hand, I do like your gijinka Pokemon however; that Growlithe boy is really awesome! He rocks!"
"Thanks."
"HOWEVER, STOP MAKING R34 and continue making just Gijinkas."
"Fine."
NidoRino leaves. A few hours later... NidoQueen walked in, and told NidoRina about her artworks...
"Please don't make these kinds of artworks. It's disrespectful to any Gardevoir, and NidoRino earlier said Gardevoir is a Pokemon of respect."
"And how do YOU know about this?" Nidorina angrily replied.
"My family told me. I don't look up these kinds of art; it's unpleasant, to say the least."
"Fine, but I will continue making it nonetheless. Don't tell NidoKing or you're grounded!"
"I have the higher authority in this family; I'm older than you, and I'm 34."
nidorina chuckles when nidoqueen said the number "34."
"And please don't make Rule 34 jokes about my age."
"Okay, okay... I won't make Rule 34 jokes. But I still will make Rule 34 pics; I even get paid to do some!"
"I said don't make them..."
"Whatever."
NidoQueen leaves, and NidoRina was working on her next picture - a Lopunny.
Let's just hope Nidoran doesn't leak that info.
