ZetsuB: zetsu's other personality
-----The Akastuki's super happy fun time variety hour---
Pein: -yawns, and turns page of magazine- wonder if they caught that crazy kyuubi yet...
Konan: probably not...they're all dieing
Pein: yeah...maybe we should start interviewing for new guys
Konan: yeah, maybe.
awkward silence
Pein: so how was your day?
Konan: pretty good...pretty good...
Pein: mine to.
Konan: so what now?
Pein: well...we could alw-
itachi comes bursting through the wall, wresting with sasuke Itachi: YOU LACK HATRED BITCH! Fire Release! Great Fireball Technique!
Sasuke: GET A NEW ONE LINER!
Pein: itachi just use your eyes
Itachi: oh, thanks pein, i never thought of using my eyes, which i constantly have activated.
Pein:...ass
Sasuke: die! -stabs at itachi-
Itachi: -dodges and kicks him through another wall-
Pein: do you really have to fight him here? -flips page-
Itachi: well...no...but it's kinda fun.
Konan: need any help?
Itachi: nah, im good.
meanwhile in the other room
Sasuke: wonder what they're doing in there...and where the hell i am for that matter.
Kisame: who dares disturb my slumber
Sasuke: -slowly turns to face him-
Kisame: -glares-
Sasuke: oh,good. it's just you.
Kisame: what? just me? im kisame hoshigi! one of the seven mist swordsman
Sasuke: blah blah blah, been there done that
Kisame: what?
Sasuke: yeah, like 3 years ago i fought one of you guys.
Kisame:...was it Richard?
Sasuke: Richard? that's kind of a weird name for a swordsman
Kisame: well...he isnt from our country so he has a weird name like that
Sasuke: and no, it was Zabuza
Kisame: oh, that guy...yeah, i can see him being killed. He was one of the weaker ones.
Sasuke: oh, and suigetsu stole his sword
Kisame: you know suigetsu?
Sasuke: ye- wait how do you know him?
Kisame: oh, i was invited over to Zabuza's for a sewing thing with the rest of the swordsmen and that kid followed him.
Sasuke: oh, yeah i guess i can see that...wait, sewing?
Kisame: yeah, he started a sewing circle for some reason.
Sasuke:...never pictured him as a sewing kinda guy. -sits down at table-
Kisame: yeah, we didnt either but then we got this letter about the sewing thing and...
Sasuke: yeah, i think i know what happened.
Kisame: you know that Zabuza went into a blind rage over oragami?
Sasuke: oh...thought it would be about sandwhiches.
Kisame: sandwhiches, now that's just silly. -sits down at opposite end of table- tea?
Sasuke: oh, thank you darling. sips from tiny tea cup
meanwhile in The Wizzizzoods(rap for woods)
Naruto:...why do i feel embarassed to be chasing for sasuke all of the sudden...
back in Pein's room
Itachi: so then i says to Mable I says...
Pein: woah, wait. should'nt you be fighting Sasuke?
Itachi: who?
Pein: your br...forget it...
Itachi: ok...so what was i supposed to be doing agian?
Pein: huh? oh, catching the kyuubi.
Itachi: right...right...
Naruto: -crashes through the wall- WHERE ARE YOU SASUKE YOU COWAAAAARD!?!!?!?! -kicks Gaara in Itachi's face-
Itachi: ahh! Gaara! it's in my eyes!
Gaara: it? i have a name you know...
Itachi: oh. 1000 pardons for knowing the name of the human that's coating my face.
Gaara: yeah. whatever...(jerk)
Pein: I hate to inturupt but HOW THE F DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHERE OUR HIDEOUT IS!??!
Naruto: oh, Orochimaru put up signs.
Pein: shucks, i knew we should've kept him
Itachi: but what about all those orphans of powerful clans he kept bringing here?
Pein: yeah..that was a bit creepy...
Deidara: and those loud experiments he did with sasori.
Zetsu: yeah, and what about when he hit puberty last year and started humping everything?
ZetsuB: yeah, especially me.
Zetsu: what?! you whore!
ZetsuB: you know you loved it!
Zetsu: I hate you! I HATE YOU! I WISH MOM NEVER REMARRIED! YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE ME DAD!
ZetsuB: wait, come back! it's not like that!
Zetsu: -tries to storm off-
ZetsuB:...oh right...we're the same person...
Zetsu: and you arent the person who married my mom...or are you?
ZetsuB: dude, that's gross
Zetsu: so's your face.
ZetsuB:...-slaps- never make that joke again
Zetsu: yes sir...
ZetsuB: now come over here and give daddy some sugar
Zetsu: -starts kissing zetsuB-
ZetsuB: -rapes-
Zetsu: NOOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT! LIKE! THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
Deidara:...so anyway...back to...why...orochimaru...-molests self-
Pein: deidara, go to your room to do that!
Deidara: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO! YOU ARENT MY REAL DAD!
Pein: IM NOT YOUR DAD AT ALL! NOW GO TAKE A TIME OUT!
Deidara: FINE!
Pein: -goes back to reading-
Deidara:...-slowly starts molesting self again-
Pein: hey! none of that!
Deidara: you're no fun!
Pein: and you're a slut!
Deidara: shut up! you cant control me!
Pein: auuugh! get outta here!
Kisame:...am i interupting something?
Pein: yes
Kisame:...well i've got this uh...sasuke kid and he wont leave me alone...what do i do?
Pein:...sasuke...uchiha?
Kisame: i didnt get his last name but that sounds right.
Konan: isnt the kyuubi looking for sasuke?
Pein: where do you find your information?
Konan: -hides naruto manga-
Sasuke: -pokes head in room- kisame? where are youuuuuu?
Itachi: -crashes through wall- I know that voice...
Sasuke:...itachi...
Itachi: Richard...the legendary 4th swordsman of the mist...
Sasuke: no! it's me, you're brother!
Itachi: who?
Sasuke:...sasuke.
Itachi:...uh...
will itachi remember his brother he was fighting earlier that day?
why was he driving a car?
what was i thinking making this chapter so short?
find out next time.