What Steven gonna do?
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Deep within the confines of the Kindergarten Crazy Fusion experiments once more have a shared-delusion...this time their royal advisors to a king...who has just told them he's putting 'The Steven' in charge of them.
Deep within their shattered psyche...They weren't liking this one bit!
(music starts)
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Steven More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here!
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Steven More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here!
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail.
One Fusion Experiment pauses to eat his own foot...
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale
One experiment dresses up like napoleon and uses a banjo to wipe it's nose...
We could throw him in a Tiger, let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile!
One experiment cries out "JERSEY DEVIL! JERSEY DEVIL!" Before knocking itself unconscious by running into a wall...
We could put him on a camel's back, And send him off to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim, A boot without a spur
Another experiment puts on a ballerina tutu...and gracefully leaps to it's death...
We could give him jelly doughnuts, take them all away
Or we could fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet
Another experiment tears off it's own skin and gives it to another as a hat...
We could use him as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up, beat him up, and throw him out of Babylon!
And then inspiration struck. "OR-" Interjects An experiment with a smirk.
Suddenly all of them huddle and whisper their conspiracy in hushed tones.
-"I like it!"
-"It's sneaky"
"And it just-
-"Might"-
-"Work!"
"One more time!" Shouts one of them randomly
We could use him as a footstool, or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up, beat him up, and throw him out of Babylon!
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Steven is dancing in the sand; when suddenly a bunch of fusion experiments randomly show up and violently beat him up...he's quickly saved by the gems and their poofed...
(music ends)
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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