The Bone's Of A Wolf-Introduction
A blur of red hair could be seen rushing though the hustle and bustle of Washington Airport. The clicking of her shoes muffled by the announcement that flight 675 was on its last call. She was cursing slightly under her breath, making a rush towards the arrivals board. Her clicking shoes made a stop as she reached said board, which was currently blinking various languages.
"This board is broken" she exclaimed to the crowd walking past "hello, does anyone know what gate the Guatemala flight is landing?" The crowd ignored her question. "Oh great, I'm late." She said joining the crowd and running towards the information desk, and yet again making her clicking shoe's stop in front of an annoyed looking man currently on the phone.
"Excuse me sir, you have a glitch at the arrivals board" The man merely held up a hand in response "Hello, sir excuse me, yoo-hoo" The man's hand remained in place, she let out an aggravated sigh and pulled open her shirt, revealing a silk bra, the man dropped his phone, eye's and mouth going as wide as saucers. "Yeah, hi, the flight from Guatemala?"
"Tell me you tried excuse me first" An amused voice said from behind her, making the woman zoom around coming face to face with her best friend Remus Lupin. Her annoyance faded, and she turned around fully leaping into the mans arms. "Moony! Yes I did, welcome home"
Once she had untangled him from her bear like grip she bombarded him with questions "Are you exhausted? Was Guatemala awful? Was it horribly backward?"
"And yet I never had to resort to flashing for any information" He said in quite an amused tone.
She gasped "flashing for any fun reasons?" She said wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"I was literally neck deep in a muddy grave, not exactly romantic"
"You know diving head first into a pit of death is not the best way of handling a messy brake up" The redhead stated.
"Lily, nothing me and David did could ever be considered 'messy'."
She laughed "Well then your were definitely not doing the right thing"
A tall man with a big build knocked Remus's bag of his shoulder, he gave an annoyed sigh and turned around facing the large man "Sir why are you following us?" The bigger man grabbed Rumus's arm about to pull him but he pulled back twisting his arm over the top of the mans loosing the mans grip. He then punched the man in the stomach making him crouch over. He kicked him in the chest.
"Attack! Security? Who the hell runs this airport?!?" Lily yelled, trying to find aid for her friend, who really doesn't need any aid.
Remus kicked the man in the chest a second time, and twisted the back of his arm behind his back stopping the man from standing up. "Go on Moony, kick his ass!" Lily shouted in encouragement before hitting the man with her purse twice.
Two security guards steped towards Remus pointing their guns to his face, as he holds onto the mans hand still forced behind his back without so much as batting an eyelid. "Step back now sir!" The bigger of the two guards ordered.
"He attacked me!" He states still holding the arm of her attacker.
"Sir I am homeland security" The 'attacker' stated from his position on the floor.
Lily looked sheepishly at the two security "There's been a little misunderstanding here"
Remus lets go of the homeland security guard and raises his arms "You can put your guns down". The officers begin to put away there guns and the homeland security guard stands up from the floor were he was pinned a second ago.
"What is he in charge now? No! I'll tell you when you can put away your weapons" The two officers raise there weapons again, looking a little afraid to face the wrath of there boss. The H.L.S Guard turns away from his officers, and towards Remus, he points towards the bag he had recently knocked on the floor "Hand over the bag" he commanded in his deep voice.
"Oh, is this what all the fuss was about?" He said using his currently raised hands to reach down and pick up the bag currently dropped on the floor, throwing it at the H.L.S Guard. He opens up the black carry bag, revealing a charred black skull. "Boo" Remus Says. The H.L.S Guard eye's go as wide as sausers dropping the bag, looking from the bag on the floor back to Moony, who raises an elegant blond eyebrow smiling.
Remus sat in the interrogation room of Washington Airport. His muscular arm, which was holding up his chin, was resting on the surface of the metal table, the charred skull from earlier still in the bag resting a few centimetres in front of him on said desk. He has been asked to identify himself, which to his great annoyance he was currently doing "I'm Dr Remus Lupin, I have been in Guatemala for the past two months identifying the victims of genocide. Including him" He nodded towards the skull.
"Most people in this situation…what they do is they sweat it." The H.l.S.Guard exsplained, rubbing his eye's in annoyance.
" Guatemala? Genocide? How are you any were near scary after that?" He asked, waving his arms slightly for emphasis.
The H.L.S.Guard ignored his statement "You know who doesn't sweat it?"
"Sociopaths" Another guard answers from next to him.
"I'm not a Sociopath! I'm an anthropologist at the Jeffersonian!" He answered agitated that the man wouldn't listen.
The man gave him a sceptical look "who works for the F.B.I. which I maybe believed if you had an I.D. that did more then allowed you access to the cafeteria" his voice mirrored his look. "You were illegally transporting human remains Sir AND you assaulted a Homeland Security Agent."
"Look I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends but next time you should identify yourself before attacking me." He whipped his head around towards the door "What are you doing here?"
A man stepped towards the G.L.S.Guard holding up a I.D "FBI special agent Sirius Black, major crimes investigator. Moony here identifies bodes for us."
"Don't call me moony" He hissed at the agent "and I do more than identify them"
"He also writes books" Sirius said pulling a book out of his book with the words 'REMUS LUPIN' printed on the top.
"Fine, he's all yours" The H.L.S.Guard said waving his hand in signal that he was letting him go.
"Great, grab the skull and lets get outta here" Sirius said, smiling and waving in the direction of said skull.
"What? That's it? She's all yours? Why did you stop me?" Remus asked the security guard in an angry tone.
"Come on Moony, what does it matter? You're free to go. Let's just grab your bags." He say's picking up the bag himself.
"You set me up, you got hold of a questioning request from the FBI didn't you?" He looked from the homeland security guard to Sirius, who was smiling somewhat sheepishly, then back to the H.L.S.G who gave a chuckle.
"I love this book" He said handing the book back to its author, who looked infuriated. He takes the book, goes to the table and goes storming out of the room, dodging past Sirius, who steps slightly out of his way.
"C'mon" It needn't be said that Sirius obayed.
"That's the best you could do?" Remus said, finally looking away from the car window he had been gazing out of.
"What?" Sirius played confusion
"Getting Homeland Security to snatch me so you can stage a fake rescue."
"Well at least I picked you up at the airport…huh? Alright c'mon. I mean I went through the appropriate channels but your assistant there he stonewalled me."
"After what happened on the Umbridge case, I told Peter never to put you through. He's a good assistant, not the brightest bulb in the box at times, but otherwise good. You can drop me off anywhere here." Remus stated in a slightly angered tone.
Sirius made an attempt to change the subject hoping to get rid of the man next to hims anger "Alright listen. A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery..." Probably not the best subject change, but he could have done worse. None the less Remus cut him off mid-sentence
"Arlington National Cemetery if full of decomposed corpses. It's…a cemetery."
Moony always was a smartass..."Yeah but this one is your type of corpse. It wasn't in a casket."...But atleast he seems less angry to be cracking jokes...
"If you drive me one more block Black, I swere I'm screaming kidnap out the window"
...Or maybe not."You know I'm trying to build bridges here."
"Pull over"he said forcefully. The car stopped and Remus pushed open the door speeding his way down the crowded street.
"Bloody Doctors" Sirius mutterd under his breath stepping out of his car and storming after the speeding man."Look could we skip this part?" He shouted to the angry taller man ahead of him.
"I find you very condescending" He said in a huff not turning around to face the agent.
"Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who's gotta mention that he's got a doctorate every five…" He never got a chance to finish, as the Dr turned around slightly.
"I AM the one with the doctorate." He stated carring on in the directection of his apartments.
"Yeah, well you know what? I'm the one with the Badge and Gun. You know you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town."
He let out a bitter laugh " Yes I am. The next university is in Montreal. Parle vous frances?"
Sirius let out a sign, why the hell did that man have to be so damn smart? "Look Moony, whats it gonna take?" he asked in a slightly pleading tone.
Remus paused mid-step as if thinking about it then turned around, a smile lighting his features "Full participation in the case"
"Done"
"and I'm not just talking about all the lab work...everything"
"What do you want me to do? Spit in my hand? We're Molder and Skully."
"Who's Skully?" Remus said, smirking slightly at the agent.
Despite himself Sirius smiled "Anyone you want, just...get back in the car"
Soo what do you think?
I'm sorry this chapter is almost identical to what happend in the pilot of bones (If Anyone Has Seen It) But I promice It will become more my own in later chapters : )
Please review if you did like, and I will try and write back if I can, but I'm a busy bee, with doing my GCSE's etc so I opologise if I don't reply right away : )
Also I Don't Own Harry Potter (Or Any T.V Show/Book/Anything) So Don't Sue : P