Honey, I Shrunk the Slifers
Rated K+
Millennium Dragon 2000
Summary: In an attempt to teach Jaden Yuki and his pals whose in charge at Duel Academy, Crowler uses his shrinking machine and shrinks them to 3 ¼ of an inch tall. Mayhem is sure to follow! Slight Jaden X Alexis.
A/N: The dub names aren't so bad, they're cool!
Chapter 1: The Incredible Shrinking Slifers
Chilling
out with your crew in the schoolyard
Finding trouble, we're never
working too hard
Where back at class, they never tought us
this!
Somethings you gotta learn hit or miss.
Tough times! Hard
Climbs!
Well take 'em on together!
Right Now! Let's
Go!
Yugioh GX! Generation NeXt!
Game On! Get your game on!
Come
on, you better play your cards right
Game On! Get your game
on!
Well make the grade and win this fight!
(Long Cool Guitar
Solo!)
Well make the grade some how
YEAH!
Yugioh GX!
Game
On! Get your game on!
Come on, you better play your cards
right!
Come on and get your Game On!
In his room, Crowler was perfecting a machine to use on Jaden.
"Now, that Slifer Slacker and his friends will know their place in Duel Academy!" the transgender man shouted as he fired up his machine.
Meanwhile, in the Duel Academy Dueling Room, Jaden just beat Syrus and Chumley in a two on one duel.
"Wow, you two were good tag-team partners and Jaden still beat you!" Alexis commented as she gave Jaden a high-five.
"How was I supposed to know that Jaden could use Elemental Hero Shining Flame Wingman to take down The Master of Oz and UFOroid Fighter?" Syrus complained.
"I didn't even get to have my grilled cheese sandwich of the day, so that threw me off!" Chumley justified.
"Well, I still kicked your butts!" Jaden exclaimed as Alexis laughed.
"Jaden, maybe you and I could be tag-team partners and duel sometime." Alexis offered as she winked at Jaden, causing him to blush.
"Uh…yeah, that would be sweet!" Jaden shouted trying to hide his blush, when a high voice called out.
"Oh, Jaden my boy?" The four friends turned around to see none other than Dr. Crowler.
"What's up, Dr. Crowler." Jaden greeted.
"I have great news!" Crowler exclaimed. "How would you, Syrus and Chumley like to go on an adventure?"
"An adventure?" Syrus asked cautiously.
"Yes, adventures through Duel Academy like you've never seen before!" Crowler explained.
"I don't like the sound of this." Alexis thought. "This could be another plan to get Jaden expelled."
"What's in it for us?" Jaden asked slyly.
"You get extra credit and no homework for the rest of the year!" Crowler yelled.
"If I know Jaden, which I do, he won't fall for this the second time!" Alexis thought grinning.
"You got a deal!" Jaden exclaimed, much to Alexis's dismay.
"Excellent!" Crowler said "Come with me, please!"
"I hope you know what you're doing, Jay." Alexis said worriedly as Jaden turned toward her.
"Don't worry, Lex. What could possibly go wrong?" he reassured as he left.
"Plenty." She thought as she left for her dorm.
Jaden, Syrus, Chumley, and Crowler entered a dark room that was colored in pitch darkness.
"Please, stand over there." Crowler said as he pointed to an area in front of a big mirror.
"Jaden, I don't like the looks of this." Syrus said frightened.
"Doesn't Crowler not like you?" Chumley whispered only enough for those two to hear.
"C'mon guys," Jaden said, "if Dr. Crowler does anything bizarre, we can just report it to the Chancellor and he'll deal with it."
"Good point." Syrus and Chumley replied.
Crowler then went to his machine and pressed a dial. "Goodbye, Slifer Slackers!" A light blue laser hit Jaden, Syrus, and Chumley as they disappeared.
"I must get out of here before anybody finds out!" Crowler shouted as he ran out the door.
SLIFER POV
"Huh? Where are we?" Jaden asked as he scratched his head.
"Why does everything look 10 times bigger?" Chumley wondered as he walked right into a giant screw.
"Is…s that a g…g…giant sc…screw?" Syrus asked as he stepped a few steps back.
"IF you don't like that, check out the door!" Jaden shouted pointing to the doorknob which was at least 50 feet high.
"I think Crowler shrunk us." Chumley said.
"What makes you say that?" Jaden and Syrus both curiously asked Chumley pointed to a sign on a big laser beam.
"See, it reads SHRINKING MACHINE TO SHRINK JADEN YUKI, SYRUS TRUESDALE, AND CHUMLEY HUFFINGTON TO 3 ¼ TALL BY DR. VELLINAS CROWLER." Chumley read.
"So, let me get this straight," Jaden spoke out, "we're 3 ¼ of an inch tall in a dark room and the only one who knows that we're shrunk is a transgender who hates us?"
"Yeah, pretty much." Syrus concluded as the doorknob began to turn.
"Somebody's coming." Jaden alerted. "Maybe they can save us!"
"Yeah!" Syrus and Chumley cheered as the door opened to reveal a Godzilla sized Alexis Rhodes.
"Jaden? Syrus? Chumley? Are you guys in here?" Alexis spoke in an Earth shattering voice that caused the mini Slifers to tumble and fall.
Normal POV
"Are they even in here?" Alexis asked herself as she began to walk forward.
Slifers POV
"Guys?" Jaden started worryingly.
"Yeah, Jaden?" Syrus and Chumley replied.
"In every Honey, I Shrunk the Kids movie I've seen, when a normal sized person starts walking, then we'd better start running!" Jaden exclaimed as the three of them began to run away from the giant Alexis.
Normal POV
"I'm sure they're here somewhere." Alexis calmed as she continued walking.
Slifer POV
"Wait!" Jaden started as he stopped. "Maybe, if we get high enough, we can reach Alexis's ear and we can tell her what happened!"
"Good idea, Jay!" Syrus complemented.
"Does it involve running?" Chumley asked lazily as the three ran towards Alexis.
"Cowabunga!" Jaden shouted as he jumped high enough to grab onto Alexis's skirt. "Come on, guys!"
"I'm…almost…there!" Chumley yelled as he slipped and fell on his butt.
"Get up, Chumley!" Syrus yelled as he helped Chumley get up.
Normal POV
"I'd better get back to my dorm room before Jasmine and Mindy start without me!" Alexis understood as she ran towards the door.
Slifer POV
Since Alexis was running, Jaden was holding onto the bottom of her skirt for dear life.
"Don't worry guys!" Jaden called. "I'll tell Alexis and she'll think of something!" Alexis then left the room.
"Great, what else could go wrong?" Syrus yelled angrily as he kicked a giant screw and then clutched his foot. "OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!"
Suddenly, a roaring noise could be heard at the door.
"What the heck was that?" Chumley asked.
"I hope it's friendly!" Syrus responded.
The roaring noise got louder and louder as two red glowing eyes came from the shadows.
"Hoy sh-…" Chumley began, but Syrus stopped him.
"Chumley! This is a K+ rated story!" he yelled.
The two malevolent crimson eyes came closer and closer towards Syrus and Chumley.
"Aaaaaaah!" Syrus and Chumley shouted in fear and terror as they faced…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Chapter 2: A Day in the Girls' Locker Room
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