A/N: First fanfiction? Nope. First DW fanfiction? Hell yeah. Besides my crossover thingy, this is my first DW fanfiction.

Yes, he takes his 7 appearance/outfit. Although, I may consider using his 8 outfit that I found on tumblr. :D All of them take their 7 outfit….yeah.(Actually, just the hair. HAHA.)

And yes, this is going to be modern time. Troll 17 year old Xun for the win!

And yeah, I'm pretty much putting some of my Hetalia crap on hiatus. Like, most of it.

Jeez, someone needs to stop me from making too much stories.

Oh, and btw Sun Shang Xiang isn't going to be a little girly bitch like she was portrayed as in the latest games.

Oh, and even more Xun is the Apprentice's Fire, and Rebellious Princess is SSX, if you can't tell.

Warnings: Cussing, and Lu Xun's evil troll intent.

Disclaimer: Although I may be Chinese, I'm not Japanese. (Who made the game.) And, I do not work for Koei. (far too young, yo.)

The Apprentice's Fire had joined your team.

Xun laughed to himself silently. Aha, looks like the next victim was set. He typed briskly against the keyboard, ready to troll the player's account. He had taken such pleasure in this.

He stared intently at the computer screen. He clasped his hand over the mouse. He bit his lip nervously.

He didn't even know what he was going to do.

"Ah, I got it!" He exclaimed to himself, his face immediately brightening up. He smirked and started tapping away on his keyboard.

The Apprentice's Fire: Hello, milady, I suppose you are doing fine?

Rebellious Princess: Hmph. I was perfectly fine without you.

The Apprentice's Fire: Ah, well I would like for us to do something.

Rebellious Princess: Do what, you bastard?

The Apprentice's Fire: Party Quest!~

Rebellious Princess: ….P-Party Quest?

The Apprentice's Fire: You haven't done one, before?

Rebellious Princess: SO WHAT IF I HADN'T!?

The Apprentice's Fire: Milady, it isn't any trouble.

Rebellious Princess: Hmph. Whatever. Show me what a party quest is.

The Apprentice's Fire: Okay, I promise you that you will have fun with this, milady.~

Rebellious Princess: Whatever. Just stop talking and walk.

Xun sadistically smiled to himself. He had already envisioned the plan in his mind. Hopefully, this player wasn't anyone he knew in real life. I mean, seriously, he would probably die if the girl on here was Shang Xiang. That probably would've killed him.

Because, even for the master troll, she is super scary.

So scary, Xun just shook nervously in his seat just thinking about it. He clicked on the icon, and started to start a party quest.

He opened up his chat with the "Rebellious Princess" and typed a reply.

The Apprentice's Fire: I got the party quest! We basically have to beat up some hoes.

Rebellious Princess: Wow. Nice way of saying it. You could've said that we had to defeat the boss that's a whore.

The Apprentice's Fire: I didn't feel like it.

Rebellious Princess: Weirdo. But…..you seem familiar!

The Apprentice's Fire: Is….that….so….?

Rebellious Princess: Like some stupid shota I know at school.

Xun facepalmed at this. A…shota…? Well, that's a nice way to describe him. His suspicions were raised higher. Oh great, this better not be her.

The Apprentice's Fire: It isn't that nice to call someone a shota…..

Rebellious Princess: So what?

The Apprentice's Fire: Whatever, let's just get crackin'.

Rebellious Princess: …..What's with the fire…?

The Apprentice's Fire: I'm going to burn something, obviously! :D

Rebellious Princess: OHGODNO.

The Apprentice's Fire: OH YESSSSSS.

Xun snickered quietly to himself. Well, it didn't look like she would be the one expecting him to use fire, anyways. I mean, didn't she look at his outfit on the game? It seemed pretty obvious that he was going to be setting dem crap on fire.

He moved his character on the screen, and his party member followed. The two virtual pixels reached their destination. He eyed the ugly whore-like creature on the map.

He started barricading the monster with random magic attacks. He licked his lips hastily, unconsciously. His eyes were burning on the computer screen, and his hand fastened onto the mouse.

The Apprentice's Fire used firework explosion!

It was super effective!

Rebellious Princess used mystic arrow!

Enemy is now burned!

The Apprentice's Fire: Hey! I was going to burn the little fucker!

Rebellious Princess: Whoa. You cuss.

The Apprentice's Fire: Doesn't everyone these days?

Xun sighed. He had to admit, he doesn't usually cuss in real life. But on the internet, he cusses like a mofo. He blinked twice. Well, he was certainly different in the two worlds. Maybe he should be nicer online, or just show more of his real personality in the real world?

Nah, I won't do either, He thought to himself. His fingers continued to clack against the keyboard, the steady pace of his typing and furious pattering about commands.

Rebellious Princess: Well, you just don't seem the type to do so….

The Apprentice's Fire: Aww, you're flattering me.

Rebellious Princess: Alright, I don't see what you are hinting out, but I take whatever I said back.

The Apprentice's Fire: …..D:

Rebellious Princess: Whatever, let's just fight.

Xun smiled to himself. Okay, the boss is about to release her whore-ish powers that are like, over 9,000. Okay, that was an old one. Anyways, my game plan is that whenever the boss hits me, I log out immediately. And she gets stuck with fighting the boss, Xun thought to himself. He had to admit that his thought process was really, really weird and bizarre.

Enemy uses deadly kiss on The Apprentice's Fire!

The Apprentice's Fire has logged out. Add as friend?

Xun's regular, usually content face has turned into a brief smirk. One would not usually see it, in the real world.

He had ex-ed out the window he was playing the game in, and had presumed back to his regular internet browsing.

Obviously, the first thing he went on was youtube. He clicked on a video that he had mild interest on it. He started chuckling and rapidly started to type a comment.

He actually had two accounts, and luckily, he was still on the one that isn't for troll purposes.

Hmm…? Troll purposes, you ask? Well, I think we'll see things about that the next day.

Xun leaned back in his comfy office chair, and yawned softly. It was soft, and fragile, but where it was coming from was as deadly as the tight tip of the blade.

He ruffled his fingers through his chocolate brown hair, himself slightly caressing it. As you may know, he was very satisfied, and had a satisfied smirk on his face. This is the life, oh yeahhhhhh.

Seriously.

This is what he does in his free time. A bit sad, may you think?

Nah, he's just a kid with nothing to do. He's bored, okay.

He shrugged off whatever was on his mind, and finally realized something. My…homework…., He was anxiously twiddling his fingers, this is the first time I didn't do homework when I first came home from school.

"MOMMMMMMM!" He yelled, his voice as whiny as a child's, yet….somewhat full of pain? Well, it's Xun, he is dramatic sometimes.

"….What..?" A voice that seems to be his mom hollered from downstairs. He perked up, fully aware that she would answer him. It was bound to happen, anyways.

"Can you pass me my schoolbag?"

"….."

"WHAT?"

"…nothing.."

"Sorry, I'm lazy like that." Xun replied, hoping that she wouldn't get mad at him for his somewhat supposedly "out-of-character" statement. He nervously chuckled, scratching his head in a somewhat fidgety way.

"Lu Xun…." She started in a somewhat disappointed voice, but yet sounded like she was used to it, "don't start being influenced by Americans…."

"Yeah, Yeah, I won't." He waved her off, being surprisingly rude. I feel bad, but I already did….I guess I should stop being a jerk, huh.

"You sure…?" She questioned him. He smiled at her, hoping to assure her.

"Of course, mom," he apologized for his rude actions, "sorry, I was a bit angry at something."

"More like angry at myself…" Xun muttered to himself after he had apologized to his mother.

"It's fine, Xunnie, everyone has their off days." She smiled a happy smiled, knowing fully well that she is using his dreaded nickname.

"…..don't call me Xunnie."

A/N: Ah, how does this look? I apologize if I got our dear XUNNIE out of character.

I most likely had.

He's a freaking troll.

At least, the American version makes him seem so.

Oh, I guess he's not much of a one. But it would be awesome if he was. He probably is, though.

Merry Christmas, by the way~!

And yeah, random Mom Lu and Lu Xun scene. (Doesn't know anything about his mom…)

I think that ending was reallllyyyy bad.

I hope you welcome me to the DW fandom (which I have been lurking around since like, forever….) with open arms! :D

By the way, SSX DID accept him as a friend. And no pairings. Please.