'Squirrelflight's character talk show'
Episode one: Meet Kyo Sohma, cat of the Chinese zodiac!
Squirrelflight: Hey, my peeps! Thanks for joining us! This is the first episode of my talk show!
Audience: clapping Yay!
clapping stops
Squirrelflight: Today, we have a special guest from 'Fruits Basket', the graphic novel series! Everyone, welcome Mr. Kyo Sohma!
Kyo walks in with a confused expression while cats clap clapping stops
Kyo: Um…where am I? sees cats in crowd
Squirrelflight: You, Mr. Kyo Sohma, have been chosen to join us on 'Squirrelflight's character talk show'! I'm Squirrelflight! points to herself And these dear people-actually cats-are the cats from ThunderClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, RiverClan and StarClan of Warriors by Erin Hunter!
Kyo: Am I dreaming? looks at Squirrelflight Why are you talking? Cats can't talk.
Squirrelflight: Oh really? Well, what about you? (Referring to how he can speak in cat form)
Kyo: That's because I'm really a human.
Squirrelflight: Maybe I'm really a human.
Kyo looks at her disbelievingly
Squirrelflight: Okay, so I can talk, but that's because I'm a book character. If I didn't talk, then where would that get us? No where.
Kyo: Whatever. What do you want me for?
Squirrelflight: Oh! Yes! Nothing!
Kyo: Nothing?
Squirrelflight: Yes! I just brought you here because you're a 'cat' and so are we!
Kyo: …So, can I go home now? I told Tohru I'd be there for dinner.
Squirrelflight: Of course! looks at camera man Well, that's it for today, folks! Join us tomorrow for another episode of Squirrelflight's character talk show! Bye! blows kiss to crowd, then to Kyo, who is walking out backwards while waving