The Twelve Days of Naruto

by land law is for losers

Sakura here. I'm going to be singing to you what exactly Naruto is going to give me on the twelve days of Christmas. Hopefully, they won't be stupid. Songfic? Possibly.

The Twelve Days of Naruto

On the first days of Christmas Naruto gave to me

A Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the second day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Two missing nin and

A Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the third day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Three Kakashis reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the fourth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashis reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the fifth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the sixth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the seventh day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Seven The Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the eighth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Eight eyes of Danzo's

Seven The Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the ninth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Nine Uchihas leaping

Eight eyes of Danzo's

Seven the Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the tenth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Ten Kisames dancing

Nine Uchihas leaping

Eight eyes of Danzo's

Seven the Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the eleventh day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Eleven Ino's snooping

Ten Kisames dancing

Nine Uchihas leaping

Eight eyes of Danzo's

Seven the Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

On the twelfth day of Christmas Naruto gave to me

Twelve stupid plots

Eleven Ino's snooping

Ten Kisames dancing

Nine Uchihas leaping

Eight eyes of Danzo's

Seven the Moon Plans

Six Bridge Naruto's

Five vengeances

Four Daimyo's cats

Three Kakashi's reading

Two missing nin

And a Sasuke bound and gagged free

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!