Me: LOL! Ok this is going to be a humor fic. I just kind of thought of this and decided to write it. This will be my first humor fic...I kind of thought about it when I saw one epi. with Davis and DemiVeemon taking a bath. Hehe!
Davis: (Blush) You were watching me take a bath! YOU PERVERT! (Covers himself up like a shrilling girl)
Me: ^^; Um...hehe...
Davis: Peeping at the goods will get you no where with me!
Me: DAVIS! THAT´S GROSS! KEEP YOUR GOODS!
Davis: Uh huh...that´s what they all say...but once you go Davis...you never go back! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Yeah sure...is that why you will never have Kari...
Davis: That was harsh...
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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DemiVeemon jumped up and down on Davish´s bed wildly. He was being his cute, little, happy, perky, punky, no one like him, self...say it with me people... AWWWWW! Davis watched his little partner as he bounced his soccer ball upon his head (Is this where he gets his brain damage...NAH! I like Davis so no ^_^). Davis´s mom always told him not to play with the ball in the house...but hey! This is Davis! Davis NEVER listens! Well Davis continued to watch the cute little DemiVeemon, bunted the ball hard, and it ended up flying across the room. It hit a shelf above the jumping DemiVeemon. The items upon the shelf collapsed forcefully and on to the little digimon. DemiVeemon disappeared under the pile.
Let us see this in motion from DemiVeemon´s point of veiw ^_^. ::Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce...:: He looks up as the ball flies above him. ::CLOBBER!::
Davis sweatdropped as his little digimon popped his head out of the clutter. "DAVISH!!!"
Davis laughed outloud, "I´m sorry DemiVeemon!" He walked over to his Digimon partner and began to pick him up from the junk clutter. But before Davis could fully lift DemiVeemon, the auburn haired boy stepped back in disgust. "Gross! What is that horrid smell!"
DemiVeemon looked around him. He was clobbered with old gym socks, old chips, rotten salad, old milk, and other stinky items that Davis totally forgot that he placed upon the top shelf in his room. (Smells like my brother´s room...but we won´t get into that. ^^;) DemiVeemon glared at Davis who was holding his nose in horrid disgust. "TATS NOT FUNNY!" The little Digimon crawled the rest of the way from the pile of stinky objects. He was covered in the old milk, bad chip salsa, and a huge piece of Davis´s underwear. (Davis´s underwear?! Um...ok that is a foul for even me!)
Davis kept his nose closed and stood before DemiVeemon. He blurted out the four most horrid words the little digimon has ever heard in his long short digimon life. The four words that could have killed him the moment they were said! The FOUR words that even the greatest beast gods couldn´t live through... "You need a bath!" Let´s do that in slow motion...(More dramatic) Davis´s lips move all slowly as spit from his tounge went flying...(Ok enough with these graphic details) "You...need...a...bath!"
DemiVeemon shivered at the word. A bath! The death words of hell! Last time Davis tried to take him a bath...DemiVeemon ended up water logged and in the toilet...don´t ask how...he just did. This also proves why Davis was never allowed to have a dog or family pet. DemiVeemon jumped back into the pile of doom and dug is way to the bottom, hiding in fear.
Davis stuck his hand in the pile and pulled the little blue smelly digimon from its contents. "It is for your own good!" He held the digimon by the tail and proceeded to the bathroom. (Let´s take this time to pray for our dear chibi digimon...)
Davis looked over the frame of his door to make sure no one was looking. DemiVeemon screamed loudly, but Davis clasped the little mouth shut. The boy looked up and down the hall before running to the bathroom. He placed DemiVeemon on the floor and looked through the cupboards for some soap and other cleaning items.
DemiVeemon took this opportunity to flee for his life. His little legs moved across the tiled bathroom floor in great rush. The old milk on DemiVeemon flowed down the digimon´s leg and beneath his feet. Demiveemon slipped and fell to the floor. Davis looked up and saw his digimon trying to crawl to the door. He smirked and slammed it closed. "I don´t think so!" (MWAHAHAHAaa ::cough:: sorry)
Davis grabbed DemiVeemon and placed him into the bathtub. "You wait here. I think there is some soap in the kitchen." Davis turned the faucet on and let the water fill the tub...with DemiVeemon inside of it (OH NOOOO!) He left and shut the door behind him. DemiVeemon was determined NOT to get a bath! He tried to jump out of the tub...but the milk made it slippery and the digimon slid around the bathtub wildly... He looked at the rim of the water that was coming closer...closer...closer...closer. He slid to the far back of the tub and watched in compete horror as the water neared its way towards him...
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Davis walked to the kitchen and saw a bar of soap upon the sink. He looked at it for a second. It was a strange color green...Davis shrugged. Soap is soap. He smiled and headed back to the bathroom, but on his way he saw Jun waiting by the phone. "Who are you waiting to call you?"
Jun glared. "I am waiting for a call from Matt! He said he would call me! It has been two hours now. What if something bad happened to him!"
Davis groaned. When was his dense sister going to get it! Matt wasn´t going to call no matter what. Davis muttered, "And you see why you don´t have a man..." He left his sister to wallow in her thoughts, as she thought of the horrible things that could of happened to her beloved Matt. (Poor Jun ::shrugs::)
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Davis entered the bathroom and noticed that DemiVeemon wasn´t inside the tub no more. Only water which was now half filled. Davis stared blankly for a while. "DemiVeemon...come out come out, where ever you are!" He sniffed around for his little stinky partner. Davis sniffed until he came to the tub curtain and cringed. "There you are!" DemiVeemon was hanging upon the curtain of the tub for his dear life. The little digimon jumped off the curtain before Davis had a chance to grab him. The blue thing flew to the floor and slid to a corner of the room.
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Jun walked down the hall and sighed. She came to finally realize that Matt wasn´t going to call her. She went to go cry in her room, but she heard a huge thud from the closed bathroom. She grew a strange face and knocked on the door. "Davis...are you ok?"
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Davis leapt at DemiVeemon and tried to grab him. The little digimon hopped upon the sink and threw a bottle of shaving cream at the growing mad Davish. The cream flew across the bathroom and banged against the nearest wall. Upon the force...the can bursted open and the foam flew everywhere, especially on Davis. Davish glared at his digimon. "Come here you!"
DemiVeemon jumped off the sink, but slipped on some shaving foam, and ended up in the toilet. "NOOOOOOOO!"
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Jun sweatdropped. "Davis? I asked if you are ok?"
"YEAH!" ::Bang bang::
Jun blinked as she heard a huge splash and a flush. She leaned her ear to the door. "Are you sure?"
"I SAID NO! YOU SMELL!" His voice was agitated.
Another bang was heard. Jun sweatdropped again. "DAVIS?"
"I am ok sis! I am just taking a bath!" Davis´s voice yelled out.
Jun shrugged and walked back to her room.
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(Let us see this on DemiVeemon´s and Davis´s side)
Davis reached into the toilet for his Digimon. "Davis? I asked if you are ok?" Jun´s voice called out.
"YEAH!" Davis reached into the toilet...but DemiVeemon jumped at him...sending Davis sliding on shaving foam. ::Bang:: He hit a wall. Davis tried to get up, but he slipped and fell once more. ::Bang:: The boy glared at DemiVeemon whom was sitting on the toilet seat. Davis jumped up and tried to grab the digimon again...but DemiVeemon jumped out of the way. Davis slipped again on the foam (Big suprise ^_^;) and flew head first into the toilet water. His arms trashed wildly. He grabbed something...but it turned out to be the flusher thingy.
"Are you sure?" Jun asked once more.
Davis lifted himself from the water and chocked for breath. He looked around for DmieVeemon and saw the digimon trying to pry to doorknob opened...but he was covered in so much slimy filth...not a chance he was going to succeed in turning it. Davis ran to the digimon and grabbed him. DemiVeemon looked at his partner with his bulgy scared and kawaii eyes. "Please Davish...Can I skip this one?" He asked quietly.
Davis glared. "I SAID NO! YOU SMELL!" Davis started to walk to the tub...but fell again with a bang. (Darn Shaving cream!)
"DAVIS?"
The boy sweatdropped. "I am ok sis! I am just taking a bath!" He heard his sister´s footsteps leave to her room.
He sighed. He held DemiVeemon firmly...
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Me: (TO BE CONTINUED!) Will DemiVeemon survive? Or will Davis magically disappear in thin air, saving out DemiVeemon?...NOT A CHANCE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
This is another practice fic. Please read and review ^_^ PLEASE!
Davis: Ok...I had my head in a TOILET?! EWWWW!
Me: hehehe...well...um...bye! (Runs away from Davis)
Davis: COME BACK HERE! I WANT THAT PART CUT OUT!
Me: (In the background) NO! MWAHAHAHA!
Davis: (Blush) You were watching me take a bath! YOU PERVERT! (Covers himself up like a shrilling girl)
Me: ^^; Um...hehe...
Davis: Peeping at the goods will get you no where with me!
Me: DAVIS! THAT´S GROSS! KEEP YOUR GOODS!
Davis: Uh huh...that´s what they all say...but once you go Davis...you never go back! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Me: Yeah sure...is that why you will never have Kari...
Davis: That was harsh...
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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DemiVeemon jumped up and down on Davish´s bed wildly. He was being his cute, little, happy, perky, punky, no one like him, self...say it with me people... AWWWWW! Davis watched his little partner as he bounced his soccer ball upon his head (Is this where he gets his brain damage...NAH! I like Davis so no ^_^). Davis´s mom always told him not to play with the ball in the house...but hey! This is Davis! Davis NEVER listens! Well Davis continued to watch the cute little DemiVeemon, bunted the ball hard, and it ended up flying across the room. It hit a shelf above the jumping DemiVeemon. The items upon the shelf collapsed forcefully and on to the little digimon. DemiVeemon disappeared under the pile.
Let us see this in motion from DemiVeemon´s point of veiw ^_^. ::Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce...:: He looks up as the ball flies above him. ::CLOBBER!::
Davis sweatdropped as his little digimon popped his head out of the clutter. "DAVISH!!!"
Davis laughed outloud, "I´m sorry DemiVeemon!" He walked over to his Digimon partner and began to pick him up from the junk clutter. But before Davis could fully lift DemiVeemon, the auburn haired boy stepped back in disgust. "Gross! What is that horrid smell!"
DemiVeemon looked around him. He was clobbered with old gym socks, old chips, rotten salad, old milk, and other stinky items that Davis totally forgot that he placed upon the top shelf in his room. (Smells like my brother´s room...but we won´t get into that. ^^;) DemiVeemon glared at Davis who was holding his nose in horrid disgust. "TATS NOT FUNNY!" The little Digimon crawled the rest of the way from the pile of stinky objects. He was covered in the old milk, bad chip salsa, and a huge piece of Davis´s underwear. (Davis´s underwear?! Um...ok that is a foul for even me!)
Davis kept his nose closed and stood before DemiVeemon. He blurted out the four most horrid words the little digimon has ever heard in his long short digimon life. The four words that could have killed him the moment they were said! The FOUR words that even the greatest beast gods couldn´t live through... "You need a bath!" Let´s do that in slow motion...(More dramatic) Davis´s lips move all slowly as spit from his tounge went flying...(Ok enough with these graphic details) "You...need...a...bath!"
DemiVeemon shivered at the word. A bath! The death words of hell! Last time Davis tried to take him a bath...DemiVeemon ended up water logged and in the toilet...don´t ask how...he just did. This also proves why Davis was never allowed to have a dog or family pet. DemiVeemon jumped back into the pile of doom and dug is way to the bottom, hiding in fear.
Davis stuck his hand in the pile and pulled the little blue smelly digimon from its contents. "It is for your own good!" He held the digimon by the tail and proceeded to the bathroom. (Let´s take this time to pray for our dear chibi digimon...)
Davis looked over the frame of his door to make sure no one was looking. DemiVeemon screamed loudly, but Davis clasped the little mouth shut. The boy looked up and down the hall before running to the bathroom. He placed DemiVeemon on the floor and looked through the cupboards for some soap and other cleaning items.
DemiVeemon took this opportunity to flee for his life. His little legs moved across the tiled bathroom floor in great rush. The old milk on DemiVeemon flowed down the digimon´s leg and beneath his feet. Demiveemon slipped and fell to the floor. Davis looked up and saw his digimon trying to crawl to the door. He smirked and slammed it closed. "I don´t think so!" (MWAHAHAHAaa ::cough:: sorry)
Davis grabbed DemiVeemon and placed him into the bathtub. "You wait here. I think there is some soap in the kitchen." Davis turned the faucet on and let the water fill the tub...with DemiVeemon inside of it (OH NOOOO!) He left and shut the door behind him. DemiVeemon was determined NOT to get a bath! He tried to jump out of the tub...but the milk made it slippery and the digimon slid around the bathtub wildly... He looked at the rim of the water that was coming closer...closer...closer...closer. He slid to the far back of the tub and watched in compete horror as the water neared its way towards him...
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Davis walked to the kitchen and saw a bar of soap upon the sink. He looked at it for a second. It was a strange color green...Davis shrugged. Soap is soap. He smiled and headed back to the bathroom, but on his way he saw Jun waiting by the phone. "Who are you waiting to call you?"
Jun glared. "I am waiting for a call from Matt! He said he would call me! It has been two hours now. What if something bad happened to him!"
Davis groaned. When was his dense sister going to get it! Matt wasn´t going to call no matter what. Davis muttered, "And you see why you don´t have a man..." He left his sister to wallow in her thoughts, as she thought of the horrible things that could of happened to her beloved Matt. (Poor Jun ::shrugs::)
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Davis entered the bathroom and noticed that DemiVeemon wasn´t inside the tub no more. Only water which was now half filled. Davis stared blankly for a while. "DemiVeemon...come out come out, where ever you are!" He sniffed around for his little stinky partner. Davis sniffed until he came to the tub curtain and cringed. "There you are!" DemiVeemon was hanging upon the curtain of the tub for his dear life. The little digimon jumped off the curtain before Davis had a chance to grab him. The blue thing flew to the floor and slid to a corner of the room.
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Jun walked down the hall and sighed. She came to finally realize that Matt wasn´t going to call her. She went to go cry in her room, but she heard a huge thud from the closed bathroom. She grew a strange face and knocked on the door. "Davis...are you ok?"
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Davis leapt at DemiVeemon and tried to grab him. The little digimon hopped upon the sink and threw a bottle of shaving cream at the growing mad Davish. The cream flew across the bathroom and banged against the nearest wall. Upon the force...the can bursted open and the foam flew everywhere, especially on Davis. Davish glared at his digimon. "Come here you!"
DemiVeemon jumped off the sink, but slipped on some shaving foam, and ended up in the toilet. "NOOOOOOOO!"
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Jun sweatdropped. "Davis? I asked if you are ok?"
"YEAH!" ::Bang bang::
Jun blinked as she heard a huge splash and a flush. She leaned her ear to the door. "Are you sure?"
"I SAID NO! YOU SMELL!" His voice was agitated.
Another bang was heard. Jun sweatdropped again. "DAVIS?"
"I am ok sis! I am just taking a bath!" Davis´s voice yelled out.
Jun shrugged and walked back to her room.
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(Let us see this on DemiVeemon´s and Davis´s side)
Davis reached into the toilet for his Digimon. "Davis? I asked if you are ok?" Jun´s voice called out.
"YEAH!" Davis reached into the toilet...but DemiVeemon jumped at him...sending Davis sliding on shaving foam. ::Bang:: He hit a wall. Davis tried to get up, but he slipped and fell once more. ::Bang:: The boy glared at DemiVeemon whom was sitting on the toilet seat. Davis jumped up and tried to grab the digimon again...but DemiVeemon jumped out of the way. Davis slipped again on the foam (Big suprise ^_^;) and flew head first into the toilet water. His arms trashed wildly. He grabbed something...but it turned out to be the flusher thingy.
"Are you sure?" Jun asked once more.
Davis lifted himself from the water and chocked for breath. He looked around for DmieVeemon and saw the digimon trying to pry to doorknob opened...but he was covered in so much slimy filth...not a chance he was going to succeed in turning it. Davis ran to the digimon and grabbed him. DemiVeemon looked at his partner with his bulgy scared and kawaii eyes. "Please Davish...Can I skip this one?" He asked quietly.
Davis glared. "I SAID NO! YOU SMELL!" Davis started to walk to the tub...but fell again with a bang. (Darn Shaving cream!)
"DAVIS?"
The boy sweatdropped. "I am ok sis! I am just taking a bath!" He heard his sister´s footsteps leave to her room.
He sighed. He held DemiVeemon firmly...
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Me: (TO BE CONTINUED!) Will DemiVeemon survive? Or will Davis magically disappear in thin air, saving out DemiVeemon?...NOT A CHANCE! MWAHAHAHAHA!
This is another practice fic. Please read and review ^_^ PLEASE!
Davis: Ok...I had my head in a TOILET?! EWWWW!
Me: hehehe...well...um...bye! (Runs away from Davis)
Davis: COME BACK HERE! I WANT THAT PART CUT OUT!
Me: (In the background) NO! MWAHAHAHA!