F You Fan Fiction!

Hello boys and girls. First off I am not that funny so if you want the characters to say something that is, tell me and I will give you credit.

Second off when you read this story I am kinda ripping on fan fiction hence the title but in all seriousness fan fiction is awesome and those who write it are awesome and those who read it are even better but this idea has been nagging at me. Like really what would the boys do if they discovered they were on fan fiction then I just south parked it up cause only in south park could this really happen.

Lastly the legal stuff. Yawn I know but I gotta do (I do not feel like getting sued : (

-south park belongs to it creators

Fan fiction belongs to its creators

If something I am saying seems a lot like your story like one of the "things that are going to happen" I might not ask, but I will say whose specific idea it was and if I do mention a story it is a complement… that means I remember it.

There is also mention of Style, Bunny, Creek, TweekxClyde and most likely others and WendyxBebe

And now back to the show

"Oh my god, this is so stupid" Stan complained as he absently played with his pencil. He and Kyle were working on a project about the fiction that was written about South Park.

"I know, I mean who would write a novel about this crappy town" Kyle said to his best friend since preschool as he looked on the computer for anything written about South Park but with no luck.

"Anyways the other day me and Wendy were holding hands and I didn't puke" Stan said proudly. For him this was a big accomplishment. "I mean I didn't even gag"

"Seriously dude." Kyle said surprised. "Oh wait… I think I found something… kick ass I found this site and it says there is over 7,000 pieces of fiction online about South Park."

"Cool what site is it, no wiki or else Mr. Garrison will be pissed off"

"No… this site look alright it called fan fiction… hmmm let me click on this one…" after several minutes of reading a look of horror crossed Kyle's face.

"What is it dude" Stan asked concerned.

Kyle was so shocked he couldn't even swear "it's about us… doing things"

"What things" Stan asked twice as concerned as before as he leaned over his friend and read what it wrote out loud. "As Stan tenderly held Kyle's … what the fu…"

Before Stan could finish the profanity a strange wave pulsed out from the computer causing the boys to tingle as it left the room. Scared out of their mind all they could do was look at each other until Kyle broke it "fuck this I am going home, screw the project, screw Mr. Garrison, I am done, later Stan"

"yeah bye" Stan said suddenly yawning as Kyle flustered stormed out of the room. Stan slowly walked towards the bed and before his head hit the pillow he was fast asleep.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! The alarm went as Stan slowly slipped out of his dreamless slumber. As he tried to stretch the stiffness out of his limbs he noticed a red haired teen snuggling on his bare chest.

"ahhh rape!" Stan screamed. The teen awoke instantly looked at with large glittering green eyes they are like emeralds Stan thought to himself. Wait what?

His eyes shifted from tiredness to absolute fear. "Oh my god, I just got raped by a pedophile" he screamed

"Dude, you are older than me, I'm like nine" Stan said confused

"Dude, your like sixteen, and I am nine so… wait Stan… what the hell is going on, what did the fat-ass do this time" the teen said with his eyebrows angrily scrunched together.

This reminds me of someone wait I know "oh my god, Kyle? What happened to you you're so old!"

"Well what ever happened to me happened to you too." Kyle replied bitterly.

Both boys stood up to find a mirror, and finding out in the worst possible way that they were naked under the sheets Kyle caught himself staring at his naked friend. Oh my god what is wrong with me and why is Stan so so NO bad thought go away, wait why

"Why does my ass hurt?" Kyle asked really not wanting to find out.

"That is because you are always bottom you dumb bitch" Stan said his voice bitter and nasally as he slipped on a blue hat with a yellow pompom from on of the many drawer of his dresser.

"Stan that was seriously harsh, and how you know that" Kyle said deeply blushing

"Said what?" asked Stan looking seriously puzzled.

"Don't lie, you just said that I was a bottom and a bitch" Kyle's voice raising with each and every world.

" dude seriously it doesn't matter. But really what the hell happened to us. I mean it is like we are in another universe"

dumbass …