Summary: Neji hanging half naked from a tree! And whats this! Lee is homosexual! Read and find out!
Hello readers! I am kind of making this story up as I go so please don't be mad at me if it turns on me.
I do not own naruto or any other characters in this story…
Also, I don't hate gay people, I really do think of everyone as equal.
Neji's bad luck
Neji, being the self-respectable person he was, never would have thought it was going to end up like this…
Dangling half naked in the sakura tree on the top of an absurdly large hill while being hit by little children with sticks and being accused of hiding the candy.
Now, you may be wondering how all this happened… lets look at this highly amusing flashback and find out.
Neji's flashback of horror…
It was a bright and sunny morning in the hidden leaf village as neji, tenten and rock lee walked down the lively streets, until rock lee stopped his friends and proclaimed…
"I can't take it anymore! I'm gay and I love you Neji!" Lee screamed at the top of his lungs and then quickly proceeded in running off at a speed that would put Speedy Gonzalez to shame.
Now all that was left at the place where lee had been standing was a shocked tenten and a…well nejis expression is unreadable.
"Gay…" tenten said out loud.
"Gay" neji quickly repeated.
"wellllll….this is an interesting development, good luck with your new boyfriend neji" tenten calmly stated before running off and telling ALL of the village people that they had a new gay couple in town.
"Bbbboyyyfrrriieennddd!!!!' Neji managed to splutter/scream.
Now little did neji know, lee hadn't left, and was currently running back to him to ravage him senseless.
5 minutes later…
Now our poor Neji was half naked in an alley while lee held him down and tied him up with spandex (lol…kidding! He tied him up with rope).
"Get off me lee! I'm not Gay!!!!!" Neji wailed as lee tried to remove his boxers.
At that very moment, sakura walked by and beheld Neji and lee in there half naked glory, and it just so happens that after she found out that sasuke was gay, se detested all gays and vowed to destroy them. (Don't get me wrong, I don't hate gay people! But it has to be this way for the story to work. Sorry!!!)
"NEJI AND LEE ARE GAY!!" sakura growled as she began to froth at the mouth and quickly proceeded to charge at them both.
Lee saw this and let out an 'eepppp', told neji he was on his own and ran off, leaving him still tied up with rope (or spandex).
After a severe Neji bashing which im not going to write because this is a child friendly story, sakura took neji right up to the sakura tree on the top of a hill (which happened to be where many candy hungry child were having a party) and hung him on one of the branches.
"That will teach you, if you don't start liking girls I'll fucken drop ya!" (lol kidding! She didn't really say that, what she said was this) "now im going to find lee!"
"Piñata?" one of the candy hungry children said below Neji.
End neji's flashback of horror
And that's how it happened folks!
End
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Sorry once again to all homosexuals out there.