You girls who long for love,
You need not live in fear
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of your peers.
You may not have the looks,
You may not have the smack,
But you'll land yourself a girl
If you've only got a big rack,
A big rack, A big rack,
If you've only got a big rack!
You may just be a noob,
Who doesn't know the ropes,
But you needn't be a God
To give some lucky girl hope.
You may not be that cool,
There's something that you lack,
But you'll make that girl your own
If you've only got a big rack,
A big rack, a big rack,
If you've only got a big rack!
You may be fat or stout,
Or ugly, dull, or dumb,
And you maybe flat right now,
But there's no need to stay so glum.
You can change all that around,
You can try to get it back,
Just work out and drink your milk,
And you'll get yourself a big rack,
A big rack, a big rack,
And you'll get yourself a big rack!
Yes, a magi's life is hard,
And lonely as it gets.
It may come easier for some,
When it comes to forming duets.
Well here is my advice
On how to take a crack:
You can have your pick of gals
If you've only got a big rack,
A big rack, a big rack,
If you've only got a big rack.
A big rack,
A big rack,
A big rack,
Massive rack,
Giant rack,
Jiggly rack,
My big rack,
Your big rack,
Say two words,
The words big rack,
A big rack, a big rack,
Now we all have said big rack,
A big rack,
A big rack,
If you've only got a big rack!
Author's note: I'll admit I feel a little bad for writing this up, as I know how in real life some girls are very sensitive about this kind of thing. This was just something I wanted to do just for fun. Please do not take this too seriously everyone out there. I'm sure you look amazing the way you are, and you should be happy with who you are.
I do not own Madoka, or any other Yuri anime, nor do I own "If You've Only Got a Moustache" or A Million Ways to Die in the West. I do not profit from this.