Usagi happily wandered over to Mamoru's house after school for a visit. She
knocked twice and waited for Mamoru to answer. When he didn't come to the
door, Usagi shrugged and entered anyway. Discovering that Mamoru wasn't
home yet, she decided to make him dinner. An hour or so later, Mamoru
entered the apartment, and became shiney because his apartment smelled like
dog poo. Usagi, busy working on her specialty: sushi , hadn't noticed it.
As the night went on, Mamoru couldn't stand it because the apartment
smelled more and more like dog poo.
A little while later, Mamoru's friend, ryou came to visit with his pet boa
and nearly gagged at the smell as well. He politely smiled at Usagi and
shrugged as his pet boa went wild running to escape the apartment at top
speed.
Mamoru sighed, and covered his eyes. He knew that he was in trouble when he
heard his friend comment FUCK! under his breath. Luna is petrified! What
the heck kind of meal is that girl of yours making if my Luna can't even
stand the smell of it? Mamoru's friend asked. Mamoru just ran his hand
through his hair in an embarrassed nature, shook his head, and went outside
to look for Luna . When Mamoru tried to bring Luna back inside, it
protested loudly, howling at the top of it's lungs.
Just then, Mamoru's neighbor, Inu yasha walked over to see what all the
commotion was about. Usagi, just plating her meal invited them all to sit
down. The company, seeing there was no escape, grudgingly sat down and
looked at the green food, trying to figure out what it was. Luna resigned
itself to lay in the corner, under an open window, and wouldn't even go
near the table, even when his owner yelled Luna ! Come here! Finally,
Mamoru got up the courage to ask Usagi what she had used to make this meal,
and she told him it was shit, toilet, and porn
Mamoru never quite understood how those three ingredients, when mixed
together, could have produced such a repulsive smell that Luna couldn't
stand it, but he did know that with Usagi's luck in cooking, anything could
happen! Forcing down the side salad, which tasted like shitake mushrooms,
Mamoru decided that from now on, he would either eat out or order in.
Anything to avoid Usagi's cooking!!!
