What you never expected to happen...
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Deidara stared at the wet lump of meat, bones, and flesh which was just two seconds ago the living enigma which was Kisame's goldfish.
Deidara breathed loudly.
Kisame's killer WAGAWAGA fish was no longer on this world.
Deidara watched as Zetsu ate it.
He then yawned and decided to return to his room.
"DEIDARA SEMPAI! LET TOBI SLEEP WITH YOU!!!" yelled Tobi.
Deidara's vein pulsed.
He ended the conversation with a clear and precise "NO!!!"
That, a door slam in the face, and a very loud and destructive bomb.
"Man, how does Zetsu deal with that sack o' shit? He's driving me NUTS!" Deidara mumbled to himself.
Silently, Deidara pulled out his wand. (oh, didn't expect that did you ^-^)
As the tip of the wand began to grow, he muttered to himself.
"God of the Magicians, I beg of you, give that annoying freak any disease, anyone at all; as long as it keeps him occupied for a long time, and causes him a LOT of pain." Deidara emphasized lot because he really meant it.
With that, Deidara fell asleep with hope that his wish would come true.
The following morning, Deidara awoke with much happiness.
"GOOD MORNING DEIDARA-SEMPAI---"
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" yelled Deidara.
He turned to his side to see Tobi staring at him.
Unexpectedly, they were both naked.
Deidara's bunny pajamas were tossed randomly across the room.
"Tobi's butt hurts, I think I'm sitting on a flaming ball!" said Tobi.
Deidara's mouth was foaming when Tobi yelled: "OH MY GOD! WHAT IT THAT?!?!"
Deidara turned around to see what seemed like a bunch of fleshy purple grapes in place of Tobi's asshole.
"OH MOTHER OF GOD!!!" yelled Deidara and fainted.
He awoke to the sound of beeping at a steady rate.
"I've got good news for you Leader-sama," said a voice that sounded like Zetsu's, "TOBI HAS A HEMROID AND CAN'T BOTHER US WHILE IT LASTS!!!"
There was a loud "WHOOO!" then party streamers and balloons were launched. Everyone was celebrating.
Deidara smiled.
"ALL RIGHT!" he yelled.
Deidara awoke the next morning to Tobi yelling, running, screaming, and clutching his ass.
"OH LORD MOTHER OF GOD TOBI'S ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!" yelled Tobi.
*just a little break in the story*
Itachi clutched his bread.
Kisame clutched his.
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!
*now back to the story*
It was true.
Flames were bursting out of Tobi's ass like a rocket ship.
This said fire lasted for three days and two nights.
Thus the hemorrhoid was gone...........
This very night, Deidara prayed to the magician god again.
This time, he said "WHY, WHY, WHHHYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!'
THE END ^-^