Bit o' Info: This story was originally an assignment for English class.  The idea was to write a mini story using 10 vocabulary words (gah, vocabulary…still can't believe it. I'm in high school, for crying out loud!) the words are, in order, as follows

Aggrandizement

Capricious

Exemplary

Expedient

Fortuitous

Lampoon

Pretentious

Surreptitious

Vitriolic

Vindictive

Writer's License allows me to change the endings on some of them. The words appear in italics(hopefully) for ease of finding them.

 This is told from the point of  view of a young Diablo, fantasizing about what his future holds for him.  Ahhh….dreams and aspirations.

Diablo Endorses Diablo II A very mini story

            For as long as I can remember, I've always aspired for my aggrandizement in the ranks of Hell.  No matter how capricious I may be about some things, the title Supreme Ruler of Hell has always been my top priority. That's why I love Diablo II. Who better than the exemplary Diablo for my expedient?  After that fortuitous day when I discovered Diablo II, I have learned such important skills as lampooning others, being pretentious, and conducting all activities as surreptitiously as possible.  Sure, I've driven some people to be vitriolic, even vindictive, but hey, I'm the one who will be laughing when I control their fate in Hell.

Would you believe that this got full credit? J