One day Hitler and Stalin had a catfight and broke the Motov-Ribentro Pact, billions of people died during the catfight of Stalingrad. Hitler broke up with his Russian lover crying with gritted teeth (it was sad). The Fuhrer of Nazi Germany was worried that Stalin was going do the worst thing one could ever do in Battle. He was worried that Stalin would fill his penis compensating obelisk of men's desire with b'loody tampons, a thousand dumb stupid Americans and the worst of all the nuclear semen of aliens who once desired earth women. Hitler tried to take his mind off it, so he masturbated to Shrek crapping hentai. Later he called Himmler to fetch the ahnenerbe and get them to create the most powerfully, evil, racist creature possible. They knew exactly what must be done, King Kong must get sex to have evil, racist birth baby. And so they went to Kawaii Japan.