Silly rabbit 2
Disclaimer: I don't own trix cause if I did id rewrite the commercials so the rabbit gets some trix!
When we last left "the rabbit" and "the leprechaun" They had bought their respective cereals and were pigging out but now they had run out! :( "Aye the pot of gold's a'runnin low we cant afford more cereal!" Said the leprechaun. "WHAT!" shouted the rabbit now we really have to get jobs dammit!"
"Aye that we do my furious furry friend."
So they started looking in the paper they found an ad that caught their eye.
Wanted:
Two mascots for our cereal company no previous experience needed but it is preferred. Pay is twenty (20) dollars an hour and you will have to work 6 hrs. a day. Work required wear dumb looking suits (rabbit and leprechaun) and shout stupid phrases while kids steal your cereal.
"That sounds like a job we can do," said the rabbit
"Aye it sounds a bit familiar Don't it?"
"Yeah umm let me think what it is like... oh yeah our lives!" said the rabbit
"Ah that's it is it ok" said the leprechaun
So they went to apply for the job,
"Great said the hiring guy u brought your own costumes and the green man has an accent that's great, your both hired." Suddenly it dawned on the leprechaun "Oi! Bloody hell were right back where we started he shouted as he saw the same kids start chasing after him on the set." That annoying kid with red hair that always points the leprechaun out said look it's the rabbit and lucky wow lets get em!" "Oh what were those magic words again it's been so long!" The rabbit remembered and shouted "Hearts, stars and horse shoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows, and me red balloons!" The leprechaun repeated the magic words and they hopped aboard the balloon right before the kids nabbed them and flew off into the horizon. "That didn't go too well now did it?" asked the rabbit.
"No, and now were back where we started broke unemployed, and hungry!" "Damn those kids!" shouted lucky to the sky. "Hey look there's a buck on the ground down there said the rabbit looking over the edge of the balloon. "Aye but a dollar wont buy much cereal will it now?"
The rabbit replied "but it will buy us a 20 min. phone call if we use
10-10-220, all calls up to 20 min. are only 99 cents and just seven cents a min after that, ill call my uncle Bugs and he will wire us some cash to buy some food with. "Good idea and the leprechaun used his powers to levitate the dollar into the balloon and make a phone made of marshmallow appear. The rabbit called WB and asked to speak with Bugs Bunny. He got on the phone and wired them some money. "Eh you should get the other mascots to go on strike doc!" Bugs yelled. "Cruel and unusual punishment! "Aye that's not a bad idea Bugs" said the leprechaun "we might just do that"
So when the money from Bugs arrived they replenished their supply of cereal and got jobs checking out people at wal-mart. Lots of kids said, "look it's the rabbit" as they passed the rabbit would smile and say
"Look it's a dumb kid who states the obvious!" In their spare time the rabbit and lucky contacted fellow mascots and told them of the strike. They all agreed including Sonny (cocoa puffs), Snap, crackle and pop (rice krispies), the frog from long forgotten cereal company, count chocula, and all the kids who made asses of themselves on the pop's commercials " by going on and on about having to have their pop's. The strike took the world by storm, as cereal company's all over had no mascots. They were forced to take out all those dumb kids and just have the mascots eating the cereal telling you how good it was. And all the mascots lived happily ever after. For now.....
Disclaimer: I don't own trix cause if I did id rewrite the commercials so the rabbit gets some trix!
When we last left "the rabbit" and "the leprechaun" They had bought their respective cereals and were pigging out but now they had run out! :( "Aye the pot of gold's a'runnin low we cant afford more cereal!" Said the leprechaun. "WHAT!" shouted the rabbit now we really have to get jobs dammit!"
"Aye that we do my furious furry friend."
So they started looking in the paper they found an ad that caught their eye.
Wanted:
Two mascots for our cereal company no previous experience needed but it is preferred. Pay is twenty (20) dollars an hour and you will have to work 6 hrs. a day. Work required wear dumb looking suits (rabbit and leprechaun) and shout stupid phrases while kids steal your cereal.
"That sounds like a job we can do," said the rabbit
"Aye it sounds a bit familiar Don't it?"
"Yeah umm let me think what it is like... oh yeah our lives!" said the rabbit
"Ah that's it is it ok" said the leprechaun
So they went to apply for the job,
"Great said the hiring guy u brought your own costumes and the green man has an accent that's great, your both hired." Suddenly it dawned on the leprechaun "Oi! Bloody hell were right back where we started he shouted as he saw the same kids start chasing after him on the set." That annoying kid with red hair that always points the leprechaun out said look it's the rabbit and lucky wow lets get em!" "Oh what were those magic words again it's been so long!" The rabbit remembered and shouted "Hearts, stars and horse shoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold, and rainbows, and me red balloons!" The leprechaun repeated the magic words and they hopped aboard the balloon right before the kids nabbed them and flew off into the horizon. "That didn't go too well now did it?" asked the rabbit.
"No, and now were back where we started broke unemployed, and hungry!" "Damn those kids!" shouted lucky to the sky. "Hey look there's a buck on the ground down there said the rabbit looking over the edge of the balloon. "Aye but a dollar wont buy much cereal will it now?"
The rabbit replied "but it will buy us a 20 min. phone call if we use
10-10-220, all calls up to 20 min. are only 99 cents and just seven cents a min after that, ill call my uncle Bugs and he will wire us some cash to buy some food with. "Good idea and the leprechaun used his powers to levitate the dollar into the balloon and make a phone made of marshmallow appear. The rabbit called WB and asked to speak with Bugs Bunny. He got on the phone and wired them some money. "Eh you should get the other mascots to go on strike doc!" Bugs yelled. "Cruel and unusual punishment! "Aye that's not a bad idea Bugs" said the leprechaun "we might just do that"
So when the money from Bugs arrived they replenished their supply of cereal and got jobs checking out people at wal-mart. Lots of kids said, "look it's the rabbit" as they passed the rabbit would smile and say
"Look it's a dumb kid who states the obvious!" In their spare time the rabbit and lucky contacted fellow mascots and told them of the strike. They all agreed including Sonny (cocoa puffs), Snap, crackle and pop (rice krispies), the frog from long forgotten cereal company, count chocula, and all the kids who made asses of themselves on the pop's commercials " by going on and on about having to have their pop's. The strike took the world by storm, as cereal company's all over had no mascots. They were forced to take out all those dumb kids and just have the mascots eating the cereal telling you how good it was. And all the mascots lived happily ever after. For now.....